'Jonathan' is the oldest land animal on Earth

(404media.co)

47 points | by gumby 6 hours ago ago

15 comments

  • scun 2 hours ago

    > The results revealed that Jonathan has “unique gene variants in most aging pathways” including DNA repair, insulin regulation, mitochondrial function, and “low entropy” methylation, reports the study.

    min-maxing longevity vs speed and charisma

    • luipugs an hour ago

      I dunno, I think he's pretty charismatic. He has all these researchers wanting to spend time with him.

      • scun 36 minutes ago

        Sure but biologists will talk to anything. You know what happened to the other tortoises? Bored to death.

  • Ancalagon 2 hours ago

    He doesn't look a day over 90!

  • antonvs 25 minutes ago

    > Stephen Clark, an aging researcher

    Shouldn’t they find a younger researcher?

  • samudrijan 2 hours ago

    In the Leftovers people think living in Jarden is why they were left. Maybe St Helena is the new Jarden.

  • dyauspitr an hour ago

    Interesting so the oldest land animal hasn’t cracked 200 but stuff that lives in the sea can go for five or 600 years or more.

    • epolanski an hour ago

      There's sharks out there that are much older than the United States.

      And sponges older than pyramids.

  • verdverm an hour ago

    he's so old, he's completely lost the hare /j

  • repeekad an hour ago

    > the samples were delivered from Saint Helena to Florida by the U.S. Space Force.

    ...why space force?

    • fnordpiglet 16 minutes ago

      Because Trump, Musk, et al are hoping to live forever but their lifestyle is not very forgiving - hence all haste.

    • sublinear an hour ago

      It's a remote area and USSF has operations in nearby Ascension Island.

  • pil0u 2 hours ago

    Can't we just appreciate that exceptionality as it is?

    Somehow, I wish we would leave that creature alone. For once.

    • fnordpiglet 14 minutes ago

      They did opt to swab his mouth rather than draw blood to minimize his discomfort. That seems like a pretty reasonable compromise for the value of learning and science

    • KylerAce 9 minutes ago

      Because a spit swab is so invasive?