All Soda Yearns to Be Red

(haterade.substack.com)

6 points | by mrkaye97 12 hours ago ago

1 comments

  • Hugsbox 2 hours ago

    >Like all American children, I spent a week of each school year learning to sculpt a largemouth bass out of clay.

    I'm not American - is this true? If so, why? Seems such a strange and oddly-specific thing.

    Additionally, mixing all the pop together where I'm from is called "swamp water"