Small Penis Rule

(en.wikipedia.org)

74 points | by chistev 2 hours ago ago

21 comments

  • rsstack 8 minutes ago

    A Jewish comedian made a joke about how jews (only in the US*) were offended that Ferengi in Star Trek were based on them - "why would we assume these ugly greedy people are _us_?"

    *Outside the US, it looks like the Ferengi are mocking American capitalist culture.

  • conartist6 37 minutes ago

    I'm sure South Park had no idea about any of this

  • fragmede 20 minutes ago

    Then again, money.

    > A jury in New Mexico awarded $412 million to a man who sued over what he said were unnecessary erectile dysfunction shots that decimated his penis

    On the one hand, now you're famous for having a dick that doesn't work, on the other hand, $412 million.

    https://amp.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article296...

  • comrade1234 26 minutes ago

    If you accuse someone (not me) of having a small penis (I don't) they (not me) don't have to show that they (not me) have a large penis (like me). Just the accusation they made (to you, not me) is slander enough. But I'd gladly drop-trousers in a court.

  • sebastianconcpt 12 minutes ago

    Another day in Everything is About Mate Suppression

  • brookst an hour ago

    Sigh. Reductionist thinking again. Yes, of course, if you literally say “small penis” the plaintiff would rightfully cite this history.

    But it’s not meant to be taken literally, like those are magic words. You say “he failed upwards, funded by family wealth and connections, despite everyone thinking he was an idiot who could barely string a sentence together”

    The point is to emphasize, even exaggerate, low-status negative qualities.

    • genxy an hour ago

      It isn't the size of your tort, it is how you use it.

      Also, are men this easily manipulated?

      Yes.

      • PaulHoule 26 minutes ago

        Where's @Cindy when you need her?

        • embedding-shape 15 minutes ago

          Didn't know we could summon him/her/it, but seems it worked. Strangeness all around.

      • zephen 36 minutes ago

        Yes, I see you have produced a very small (re)tort, but arguably have used it well.

        • projektfu 9 minutes ago

          What's the smallest retort that can be blown? I wonder.

    • techscruggs 11 minutes ago

      This sounds like exactly the kind of thing that some with a small penis would say ...

    • pessimizer 30 minutes ago

      Were you trying to reply to https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48797302? Because as it is it seems like you're being snarky with Wikipedia.

  • z_open an hour ago

    I can't imagine judges would normally except this especially since it seems to be a known way to skirt law.

    • nfw2 an hour ago

      It's not a legal defense strategy, it's a social engineering strategy

    • steego an hour ago

      If nobody brings forward a lawsuit in the first place, why would there be a judge?

    • tarpitt an hour ago

      I think the point is that you can apply it to any shameful-enough aspect of the libel/parody.

  • varispeed an hour ago

    Where are the pictures to see what exactly is the problem?

    • stephbook 30 minutes ago

      Right in the article. On Windows, use "Magnifying Lens"