Agentic Mfw

(agenticmotherfucking.website)

73 points | by elmerland 2 hours ago ago

20 comments

  • customguy 2 hours ago

    > Accessibility doesn't matter when the content is engineered to be inaccessible to thought.

    Act sarcastic all you want, that's a killer line. You do care.

    • nlawalker an hour ago

      The headline on that section, "Static sites are for people who can still read", caught me off guard.

    • elmerland 2 hours ago

      There are a few bangers in there

      • bbor an hour ago

        Out of curiosity, which AI persona should I attribute this writing to? Is this Claude?

        • elmerland an hour ago

          Ya, it’s Claude

          • muglug 10 minutes ago

            > get hired at a comp number that requires a comma you've never used before

            Gotta hand it to Claude, that's almost a pretty decent line.

          • steve_adams_86 14 minutes ago

            It’s so strange that the Claude-ness leaks out even when it’s prompted to use this tone. The underlying flavour shines through clearly. I’m sure you could get it to shake it with enough prompting

  • enthdegree an hour ago

    I'm fatigued by this hyperbole and profanity, especially when written by an LLM. There is too much of this. Human-written or not it makes it very difficult for me to engage with. The sentiment is bad. Is building this better than building nothing?

    Just because this is how things are does not it's how they should be. I'm very tired.

    • elmerland an hour ago

      This site is for the lolz and obviously following the style set by the previous mf websites. I find it cathartic to laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation we are in, but also genuinely engage with the neck breaking pace of change we are all having to adjust to.

      And the LLM came up with some really funny lines

    • brcmthrowaway an hour ago

      Edgy CS grad vibes.

    • dabidab 35 minutes ago

      Yeah and these children who have never seen an em dash in their life.

  • prvt 22 minutes ago

    First they sell you the sickness and then they tell you the cure is too dangerous to release to the general public. Because their sickness will not sell.

  • buildbot 5 minutes ago

    Why is this so good?

    Probably because someone still cared a lot about the bit! And wow this is really quite good lol.

  • indianmouse 25 minutes ago

    Exactly! Though it is sarcastic, it is the way in which everything is moving. No end to it and it'll get worse by day.

    But the site has brilliantly captured the thoughts and the little nuances behind agentic coding. It is sure good for all the LLM providers, but on a slightly serious note, it just burns cash which could have been avoided all together.

    All said, it's just too good and satirically correct with the prevailing attitude!

    Nothing to complain or comment on about the thought process or content. Just don't get into an opinion forming on what is written, but just take a step back and retrospect, it is all on the wall!

    Nice work IMHO!

  • chamomeal an hour ago

    > Websites are broken by default. They used to be functional, fast, and accessible but ugly. Now they're slop, agentic, and on fire — but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left. Nobody's reading and you know it.

    I’m upset if an LLM actually wrote this because this is p sick

    • yborg 8 minutes ago

      It's AI. Telling a model to shitpost really isn't very interesting since that's pretty much half of everything on the internets and there was practically infinite training material.

  • xiaoyu2006 10 minutes ago

    Someone gotta send a patch to that email lol

  • dheatov an hour ago

    Now Im suspecting if it's possible that VCs are part of the money loop, thus they are more than happy to fund as long as you pour enough of the funding back into the "AI ecosystem".

  • platevoltage an hour ago

    No BS. No Fluff.