Surface Laptop Ultra: Made for World Makers

(blogs.windows.com)

28 points | by berlianta 4 hours ago ago

46 comments

  • shlewis 19 minutes ago

    I will never buy a Surface device ever again. I've been using an SL4 for the last four years with Linux on it, thanks to the surface-linux kernel.

    It's awful. It feels like it's actively refusing to work properly with Linux.

    Fair - it's not for Linux, and clearly that is expected with a Microsoft device.

    I've recently had to call their support for missing rubber feet. I figured I could get the replacement mailed. An AI answered, did not understand what I was saying at all, hung up the call. I called again; it told me to check the website and hung up, not even giving me a chance to say anything.

    Okay. Guess I'll never buy anything from you ever. Ordered them off of Aliexpress and moved on.

  • LiamPowell 35 minutes ago

    What's this nonsensical video on the product page that allegedly shows an "all new thermal system"? https://videos.ctfassets.net/jy9s7k22hbg4/44R1LH71xb8uO4c9dD...

    • taffydavid 4 minutes ago

      Could it be that new tech that passes air over the board without a fan? Was announced last year, I forget what it was called

  • ku1ik 2 hours ago

    „Built on Windows”. That’s like anti-ad these days. Maybe, maybe worth looking at if you can run other OS than Windows on it, but that will probably take some time.

    • EagnaIonat an hour ago

      The emphasis on the fans kicking off also had a bit of a turn-off.

    • sandworm101 40 minutes ago

      Ya, i dont know of anyone wanting to run very large AI models in a windows environment. Or, frankly, on a laptop. Why not just VPN into a dedicated server?

      • satvikpendem 23 minutes ago

        I do. I can take my laptop anywhere I want, for example to a coffee shop and run a coding model while eating a croissant without worrying about an internet connection, as the term local model implies.

      • whywhywhywhy 25 minutes ago

        How much does a dedicated server with 128GB vram cost a month.

  • liendolucas 13 minutes ago

    > Made for a kind of work that does not fit in a standard laptop.

    Yeah, sure... And that kind of work is...???

    The only device I'm still happy to own from them is the Classic IntelliMouse.

    For me, anything else, be hardware or software, I stay very far away from them.

  • throwaway_7678 an hour ago

    "The world is full of makers. Only a few make the world."

    What does this mean ? How can you make the world ?

    • KeplerBoy an hour ago

      It means nothing. The LLM thought it was edgy.

      • LiamPowell an hour ago

        LLMs are not yet capable of generating the level of marketing wankery seen here.

        • dgellow 23 minutes ago

          What do you mean, that's pretty much everything LLMs generate

          "Nothing wasted. Everything intentional."

          That's the most ChatGPT line ever, where everything has to be a cringy punchline

          "A machine like this should not sit still. It should be pushed. Taken to the edge. Used to make real what others call impossible."

          I really hope no human would write something like that

          • taffydavid 2 minutes ago

            > I really hope no human would write something like that

            Sorry to shatter your hopes but any garage an LLM writes is mimicry of some human written garbage that came before.

            It can only write cringe because we taught it what cringe looks like

          • LiamPowell 10 minutes ago

            I don't think I've ever seen LLM output as bad as this output. They sometimes write like that, but not every second sentence.

          • disillusioned 15 minutes ago

            Contrast hooks everywhere.

    • fragmede an hour ago

      Be a creator instead of a consumer.

      • throwaway_7678 an hour ago

        But it implies it's not for ordinary makers. Only for the "world makers".

        "It belongs in the hands of world makers."

        • frangonf 22 minutes ago

          They are targeting the kind of makers that use Excel and Teams more than make.

        • lupajz 34 minutes ago

          $$$

  • poisonborz 22 minutes ago

    Wondering about Linux support. Would it take Asahi-level community commitment? For Windows, ~no one will switch from their macs for some (seemingly) single-year-generational gains. It would need some distinctive feature, not only performance. For me, the 2in1/tablet aspect was that, which they drop now.

  • steviee 35 minutes ago

    This might actually be cool hardware! I'm just wondering why anyone would waste all the overhead for the Windows OS. There's probably only 48 Gigs of unified memory left when your log-on completes...

  • neals an hour ago

    I've had about 4 generations of surface devices. Never again. The frustration of that SP4 where every bodies screen would jitter and they would just stoiclly send me a replacement with the same problem. Until warranty expired.

    Or every model after that just slowed down to a crawl after a year. Or the keyboard connection not working reliably.

    No thank you very much.

  • bob1029 42 minutes ago

    These machines are total garbage in my experience.

    > And with all-day battery life[ii]

    If they managed to get anywhere near Apple, they'd have confidently published some kind of actual hour figure without a scare citation.

  • dgellow 25 minutes ago

    That copy reeks of AI generated text... for a premium, luxury laptop. What a shame.

  • speedgoose 14 minutes ago

    I guess that if I have to ask for the price, it’s not for me.

  • lastdong an hour ago

    Surface has seen so many iterations, some terrible, some nice. Still rocking the discontinued surface laptop studio as Wacom on the go, smallish footprint (14”) creative development machine. I just love its quirkiness and the fact that I can jump on photoshop to touch up an image, use it as tablet for movies, or vs code for (not great nowadays) 6h on battery. It is an odd intersection.

    • t_mahmood an hour ago

      And I have one that I use as thin client for my desktop, Linux made it usable! 10 year old surface pro 3, 8 to 9hr battery life, takes less than 20s to boot up to Gnome, no issues browsing on Firefox, it's a solid device on the go. And to my total surprise, it retained charge even after almost a month of no usage.

  • whatever1 3 hours ago

    No price? I guess over 3k for 128GB ram and Nvidia spark.

    • KeplerBoy an hour ago

      Also RAM was still quite a bit cheaper when the DGX was announced back in early '25.

    • mrheosuper an hour ago

      I read somewhere, $4k for 64gb ram

    • forthefuture an hour ago

      Is it possible to be cheaper than the DGX Spark? Because that's $4,700. I would think Spark + Laptop would be necessarily more expensive.

  • po1nt 33 minutes ago

    The biggest downside of this product is Windows

  • ramon156 38 minutes ago

    I sometimes wonder if the "Corporate VP" (whatever that means) believes his own jerk-off marketing

    • officialchicken 25 minutes ago

      I have no doubt that huffing their own farts until euphoria hits is considered a critical skill.

  • einpoklum 17 minutes ago

    Surface Laptop Ultra Ripoff: Made for World(-Class) Suckers.

  • fragmede an hour ago

    What's conspicuously absent, is the CPU that's going to power this thing. Yes, it's got an Nvidia GPU, but does it have an Intel CPU, an AMD CPU, an Nvidia ARM CPU, or someone else's ARM CPU?

    • T-A 4 minutes ago
    • trympet 38 minutes ago

      My understanding is that it’s got a bespoke 20 core Nvidia Vera CPU - unified RTX Vera Rubin Spark chip. Seems like Nvidia trying to copy Apple M-series chip

      • int0x29 21 minutes ago

        Isn't it a mediatek CPU with an Nvidia GPU on the same package? At least thats what most of the reporting for nvidia laptop chips has been saying.

    • taffydavid 38 minutes ago

      I could be wrong but I don't think there are any arm machines with nvidia GPU yet, I think that would be a first.

      So it's probably Intel

      • fragmede 27 minutes ago

        Nvidia's current flagship product is Nvidia GB200 NVL72, which is a super computer the size of however many racks you can afford, with 72 Blackwell CPUs and 36 Grace ARM CPUs to a rack. At the other end of the spectrum, is the Nvidia Jetson series, which is a GPU attached to an Nvidia Grace ARM CPU.

        Nevermind, it's totally this chip/board.

        https://www.techtimes.com/articles/317428/20260530/nvidia-ar...

        • taffydavid 6 minutes ago

          Yeah that's definitely it. So that makes this an arm device with nvidia GPU. It's not the first as you pointed out, but it would be a more consumer shaped example - a laptop that normal people might be able to afford

  • jauntywundrkind an hour ago

    I wonder what kind of brightness that 2000 nit screen will actually deliver? Everyone rates their screens on peak, but then SDR is the same 250-350 nit range for most systems.

    What's the actual connectivity? USB4? with or without PCIe tunneling? How many ports?

    How much is it going to weigh? Battery life? Battery capacity?

    DGX Spark desktops idle close to 20w on Linux: that's a lot for a laptop. I'm expecting Nvidia+Microsoft stepped up their driver game some for this release, but it's wild how few creature comforts or nicities DGX Spark came with. Launched with and still has almost no power monitoring or power management capabilities. If you turn on the highspeed NIC it turns into a 40W hotbox even at idle. Nvidia has such a weird mix of supporting what they want to support well, but doing absolutely nothing else. The way Shield TV is still occasionally getting some updates is impressive for example, but it's stayed on an ancient Android version & went a good fraction of a decade without update. Similarly, keeping folks locked on rickety old Linux4Tegra and now DGX Spark heavily modified Linux OSes has been brutal. It's hard to believe this system is going to be much better than a fantastically expensive bag of barely managed idiosyncratic quirks.

  • ghjseccx3305 an hour ago

    Windows…