I mean it's not clear the current state of things was the ambition before the war, a while back they were talking about seizing Kharg island which indicates capturing oil resources was an objective
This is one of those submissions that will invariably descend into a flame war if someone dare criticize it and infringe upon the consensus joy of others.
They were actually called Kings Quest and Leisure Suit Larry. There was also Police Quest and Space Quest. Sierra Online really had some of the canonical adventure game series.
I know this is frowned upon on HN, so feel free to vote me down.
But it only works on Firefox for me, not on Chrome.
Error Message on Chrome:
Error: Failed to initialize graphics.
at SceneManager.initGraphics (rmmz_managers.js:1957:15)
at SceneManager.initialize (rmmz_managers.js:1929:10)
at SceneManager.initialize (CGMZ_Core.js:1662:41)
at SceneManager.run (rmmz_managers.js:1918:14)
at Main.onEffekseerLoad (main.js:150:22)
at _onRuntimeInitialized (effekseer.min.js:35:44)
at effekseer.min.js:35:327
at Module.onRuntimeInitialized (effekseer.min.js:15:164351)
at doRun (effekseer.min.js:15:164904)
at run (effekseer.min.js:15:165064)
Many an ISP these days blocks domains that have been registered less than a month ago because most scam campaigns have to cycle through domains way faster than that time.
Check if you have enabled some sort of "malware protection" at your ISP, because that usually is based on DNS filtering.
It's great except the war is obviously for Israel not oil, we had more access to oil before the war
They say Palantir israeli good software ;)
Oil prices going up is “good” for petrol states who aren’t blocked.
But yeah fair callout about Israel.
I mean it's not clear the current state of things was the ambition before the war, a while back they were talking about seizing Kharg island which indicates capturing oil resources was an objective
Is this post shadow-flagged or something? It’s off the front page.
makes sense political
Why was this removed from the front page? It was number one just a couple minutes ago
This is one of those submissions that will invariably descend into a flame war if someone dare criticize it and infringe upon the consensus joy of others.
Can't rock the boat too much, when the captain has a lot of money
here for this comment
Wow - the writing in this is fantastic. This is genuinely hilarious!
Who remembers the Newgrounds games making fun of Bush during the Iraq war?
Here's hoping there are expansion packs (and that Mexico will pay for them).
I was unsure if this was a legit propaganda piece for the first few seconds!
Anyone finish burning the files yet?
I tried... but it looked like it would take awhile...
Absolutely brilliant and I'm amazed at how current it is. Huge kudos to the developer.
I decided to get the diet coke and call it "enough" for the day.
Excellent. I remember King Quest, Larry Quest and the rest and it immediately gave me the same nostalgic vibes.
They were actually called Kings Quest and Leisure Suit Larry. There was also Police Quest and Space Quest. Sierra Online really had some of the canonical adventure game series.
And Hero's Quest, later known as Quest for Glory. This was arguably more fun because it added RPG traits.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quest_for_Glory%3A_So_You_Want...
Space Quest was my absolute favorite!
Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of Lounge Lizards, if we're to be pedantic, with episode subtitles like Love for Sail :)
"Hold Hands" > GAME OVER
I should have gone ahead with the diet coke
This would be perfect on a play date
Hopefully you mean the console.
I think we know why Trump needs three barrels of lube... for his best friendstein!
Man no ball room?
If Iran would have ball room, Khomeini would be still alive.
It’s so hard to parody these mfers, like AJ - no matter how outrageous, could very well fit in their actual week
love the music
Reminds me of that Alex Jones shooter
I can't believe we're so beyond parody at this point. Also, instant game over from trying to hold Melania's hand lol
Try again, fighting the Pope is worth it.
Wait, I thought the game just loops and you're stuck getting lube.
Idiocracy was supposed to be a warning, the GOP took it as an instruction manual.
It’s the easiest way to make money!
For context, this is made by https://www.thesecrethandshake.com/, the same group behind the Trump + Epstein statue at the National Mall.
Amazingly high-effort art.
I know this is frowned upon on HN, so feel free to vote me down.
But it only works on Firefox for me, not on Chrome.
Error Message on Chrome:
> it only works on Firefox for me, not on Chrome
Sounds like a feature, not a bug
Try going to chrome://gpu and looking for red text or error messages
epicfurious.com is blocked by my service provider. It’s a small, local, fiber company called mornington.
They do not say why in the returned html.
I do not approve of such blockage.
Nevertheless. Knowledge is knowledge. So I post for everyone’s sake.
I was going to say that political censorship is out of control in the US, but that appears to be a Canadian ISP?
A DNS WHOIS [1] shows what's likely the cause:
> Important Dates: Created 4/28/2026
Many an ISP these days blocks domains that have been registered less than a month ago because most scam campaigns have to cycle through domains way faster than that time.
Check if you have enabled some sort of "malware protection" at your ISP, because that usually is based on DNS filtering.
[1] https://who.is/whois/epicfurious.com
Useful - thank you. I will contact them.