Cursor Camp

(neal.fun)

602 points | by bpierre 10 hours ago ago

97 comments

  • jbombadil 8 hours ago

    I think there's a case for a corporate class action lawsuit against Neal for employee productivity loss every time every time a new game is published.

    • latexr 4 hours ago

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Quest

      > There is an urban myth that the release of Dragon Quest III caused a law to be passed in Japan banning the sale of Dragon Quest games or video games in general except on certain days such as weekends or national holidays. When III was released in Japan, over 300 schoolchildren were arrested for truancy while waiting in stores for the game to be released. The rumor claims there was a measurable dip in productivity when a Dragon Quest game was released and although muggings of Dragon Quest titles became so widespread that there were hearings in the Japanese Diet, no law was ever passed.

      • Aeolun 3 hours ago

        Arrested for truancy?

        • LeoPanthera 3 hours ago

          Truancy is a crime in many countries, including the USA.

          • buzzerbetrayed 2 hours ago

            An offense, sure. But it’s not a “crime” in the US.

            • thayne 40 minutes ago

              Not for the student. But at least in some states, parents can potentially face jail time if their children miss enough school.

    • 0x3444ac53 6 hours ago

      Lmao it's blocked on my corporate wifi

      • echelon 5 hours ago

        That's a crime. Your HR/IT are certifiably not fun.

        • swyx 4 hours ago

          dont make them the scapegoats. who was it that said "behind every rule on that wall is an idiot who made it necessary"

          • only-one1701 an hour ago

            Found the manager

            • andrew_lettuce an hour ago

              Never Let common sense and trust do the job when another policy in the employee handbook can do the job!

  • modinfo 21 minutes ago
  • bko 8 hours ago

    I like that this is on the front page and there are no comments. I imagine because everyone is busy exploring and didn't yet go back to the comments to see what people think. Good sign!

    • LorenDB 8 hours ago

      Well, clearly you and I have made it out alive :)

      • SamBam 4 hours ago

        I only managed to get out once I had earned all 9 badges...

        • swyx 4 hours ago

          ah so you havent discovered the secret 10th badge yet, have you

    • onehair 7 hours ago

      clearly xD

  • johnfn 2 hours ago

    This is so good! Using mouse motion as a control scheme is particularly genius - how did no one think of this before? I particularly like the points where the mouse control is taken away from you, i.e. when you float downstream, or when you go down a slide. It's also particularly genius how the mouse can 'teleport' around the screen (i.e. when you go into a door and come out somewhere else).

    This idea could even be taken further - it would be really cool to have terrain that is more difficult to traverse. I'm also intrigued by the lack of walls. I think something like a hedge maze would be really fun!

  • accCer 2 hours ago

    It was fun rick rolling you all on the piano. Vibe coded a little script that would play all kinds of melodies including rick roll. I eventually attracted a whole audience of cursors emoji reacting to it.

  • latexr 3 hours ago

    Badge Guide (to avoid spoilers, encoded with rot13¹):

    * Cannonball!: Tb ba gur qvivat obneq va gur cbby. Fbhgurnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbfvgvba.

    * Treasure Hunter: Teno n zrgny qrgrpgbe gura frnepu arne gur yrsg fvqr bs gur ibyyrlonyy svryq. Abegujrfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbfvgvba.

    * Goal!: Fpber n tbny jvgu gur fbppre onyy. Fbhgurnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    * S'more Please: Teno n znefuznyybj sebz gur ohpxrg naq chg gurz va gur ovt sver. Gnxrf nobhg gra frpbaqf. Abegurnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    * Cat Person: Crg gur png va gur ubhfr. Abegujrfg arne gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    * Take a Seat: Fvg ba gjb punvef.

    * Slide!: Tb ba gur ovt fyvqr. Rnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    * Beachcomber: Svaq nyy gur frnfuryyf.

    * Green Thumb: Jngre gur irtrgnoyrf. Fbhgujrfg arne gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    ¹ https://rot13.com

    • why_at 2 hours ago

      Is there anything to the weird book in the treehouse or is it just for flavor? It seems to be alluding to something but I can't figure it out.

    • nickvec 2 hours ago

      Why not encode the badge names as well in rot13?

  • KerrickStaley 7 hours ago

    I love this! It reminds me of https://cursordanceparty.com/ which was built by a friend about 15 years ago and is still online :)

  • tikimcfee 6 hours ago

    I had fun on the internet again. Thank you internet people <3

    • chrisshroba 5 hours ago

      This is such a breath of fresh air. I feel like I'm back on Club Penguin!

  • deweywsu an hour ago

    SO much better than the metaverse, at 1/1000000th the cost!

  • danielrmay 6 hours ago

    Brilliant. If you needed proof the internet is still alive, here you go. I feel like Neal's creations are the result of creatively iterating on "what if" and "why not".

  • hadrien01 5 hours ago

    I'm really watching 12 Angry Men through a small window in a wonderfully cute browser game, I love it!

  • ebbi 5 hours ago

    So much fun! I ended up playing beach volleyball with a bunch of people from around the world! :D excellent!

  • only-one1701 an hour ago

    He's done it again folks

  • bhresko1 8 hours ago

    I absolutely love this. Kind of gives me Club Penguin vibes.

    • jborichevskiy 4 hours ago

      I got taken back to Club Penguin as well. Especially clicking into the cave or treehouse and getting transported into a little side pocket of the map. Amazing work!

  • tschwimmer 3 hours ago

    Does anyone know how he is implementing country detection? I'm certain it's not GeoIP since my current IP address (and physical location) is different than the country it's showing me from.

    • flexagoon a minute ago

      GeoIP services can sometimes be wrong, they are essentially just lookup tables for IP subnets. I have a VPS in the Netherlands which most GeoIP providers detect as being in Czechia, for example. I assume whichever one the site is using just has the wrong country listed for your IP.

    • ivanjermakov 3 hours ago

      IP location, browser's locale, or combination of both: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Refe...

  • Nautman 4 hours ago

    I think it's incredible that you can feel a human connection with someone on the other side of the world purely by moving your cursors together. Just had a "game" of soccer with random people.

    Well done, Neal!

  • tokioyoyo 3 hours ago

    Reminded me of Club Penguin days.

  • TheGRS 5 hours ago

    Well this is one of the most adorable things I've seen in a while. Thank you for sharing a little joy. So many little details I love, falling off the waterfall, the cursor size fading into the background, the flashlight in the cave. Haven't explored it all but going to share this right away.

  • 0xferruccio 3 hours ago

    Incredibly well done by Neal as usual!! Always has new fun experiments that are always completely new concepts

  • ceroxylon 6 hours ago

    When I see the domain of a post is neal.fun, I instantly get a huge grin because I know I am about to be delighted. Thank you Neal! The beach yurt with the mushroom soup was a hilarious touch.

  • arikrahman 23 minutes ago

    I'm happily disappointed this has nothing to do with a certain electron based code editor fork.

  • throw5 6 hours ago

    I really had fun with this one. You know what would make it even cosier? Being able to choose a small avatar for ourselves. The mouse pointer as your icon feels a very impersonal at the moment. Having avatars would make it feel more like we're all hanging out together in this wonderland.

    • stronglikedan 6 hours ago

      It's not what you asked for, but right click to choose an enhanced icon. (EDIT: Oops that appears to just be a temporary emoticon)

      • devilbunny 4 hours ago

        You can put the hat on. It's in the main camp building in a bedroom. Your cursor will be wearing a hat from then on.

        • ZeWaka 3 hours ago

          You can also put other clothes on, like sunglasses and shorts.

          • devilbunny 2 hours ago

            Can you don multiple items? Didn't try.

  • topherjaynes 7 hours ago

    Well, lads, 10 laps, been a day, going to sleep.

  • bovermyer 3 hours ago

    I loved the impromptu dance party I had in this with a bunch of people just bouncing on the stage.

  • latexr 4 hours ago

    For the beach volleyball, aim to click only when the ball is in its downward trajectory.

  • parentheses 3 hours ago

    Legit first post I've wanted to upvote in a long time.

  • WillieCubed 4 hours ago

    The art style here is really charming. Thanks for the whimsy today!

  • kami23 6 hours ago

    This reminds me of the old internet for some reason I can't really nail down, but maybe the club penguin-ess of it.

    • greengreengrass 2 hours ago

      Came to say the say thing. Strong Club Penguin feeling as soon as I saw that “off duty” sign on the lifeguard tower

  • deviantony 6 hours ago

    I love Neal's creations so much !

  • thatguymike 7 hours ago

    Well this is incredibly joyful, well done.

  • asadm 5 hours ago

    I wonder whats the multiplayer stack here. I haven't looked yet.

  • buremba 6 hours ago

    I don't usually like my cursor to be hijacked but man, I like this one.

  • tiffanyh 5 hours ago

    Cool, but wow - my iPhone heats up super fast while on that site.

  • GrifMD 4 hours ago

    That was delightful, what more can I say?

  • antdke 5 hours ago

    That was a lot of fun. Brought back some nostalgia :)

  • darshanmakwana 7 hours ago

    This is awesome! Where can I find the music from the DJ booth? I can listen to that all day

  • xnx 8 hours ago

    Any tips for getting the right-click menu to work with a touchpad?

    I two-finger tap, but the menu immediately disappears.

    • 52-6F-62 7 hours ago

      Click + hold. Then move onto an option

      • xnx 7 hours ago

        Argh. No luck.

  • structuredPizza 5 hours ago

    We have achieved world peace, fanks Neal :)

  • melonpan7 5 hours ago

    It even works on mobile, brilliant.

  • wg0 5 hours ago

    I thought its the 60 billion dollars one.

  • spking 6 hours ago

    Touch virtual grass

  • nerdsniper 7 hours ago

    The last seashell is eluding me. Otherwise I got all the badges.

    • lbebber 6 hours ago

      Near the title sign, on the center of the camp, is where I found the last one I missed

  • huseyinkeles 8 hours ago

    Really love all his work!

    Check out the Space Elevator or Size of Life too.

  • SlackingOff123 5 hours ago

    I can't get the 17th shell :(

    • alstonite 4 hours ago

      SPOILER

      the two that are hard to find are 1. by the river on the far left and 2. at the main spawn point

    • bl4ckneon 4 hours ago

      One is kinda half hidden behind a tree on the far right and another one is next to the starting sign. The rest are on the beach area and very slightly off the beach area

  • neurowave 7 hours ago

    Nice use of Rive!

  • madebysnacks 8 hours ago

    So engaging! Made me smile the entire time

  • andrethegiant 7 hours ago

    Absolutely incredible. Well done Neal

  • biosubterranean 7 hours ago

    This is great

  • bitwize 3 hours ago

    When I was a teenager we had the Living Books edition of Arthur's Teacher Trouble on CD-ROM as part of a "multimedia kit". Every page had short animations that would play by clicking on random things with your cursor, in addition to following along with the story, clicking on single words to hear them pronounced and spelled, etc. It was incredible and paved the way for similar phenomena like clickable Easter eggs in Homestar Runner cartoons.

    This reminded me of that.

  • wellthisisgreat 3 hours ago

    Cursor brethren, why y u no join me on my pink flamingo expedition

  • BrunoBernardino 7 hours ago

    Remember to have fun, people!

  • lanewinfield 4 hours ago

    Really putting the "fun" in "Neal.fun." Yet another amazing work by Neal Agarwal.

  • nkmnz 6 hours ago

    This was fun!

  • dylkil 5 hours ago

    Weirdly i got slight motion sickness from this

    • mattlondon 5 hours ago

      Yeah same here - unexpected!

  • hmokiguess 6 hours ago

    awww man that was fun!

  • subpar 6 hours ago

    firefly! iykyk

  • ondrek 6 hours ago

    This is the reason I love Hckrnews.

  • forsakenharmony 6 hours ago

    please don't re-implement mouse movement, this would work perfectly fine without and now it just feels really bad to use because my sensitivity is fucked

    • dag11 2 hours ago

      The soul of this game requires that your cursor can go "behind" things (like trees, or partially submerged in water), can have subtle nudges to keep you on paths and add friction when in water, and also to be able to take full control of your cursor for the lazy river etc!

    • sgtlaggy 5 hours ago

      My mouse is set to 400 DPI, acceleration off (libinput flat profile), and default (0) sensitivity (range -1.0 - 1.0, no change at 1.0). Had similar settings on Windows, games have crazy high default sensitivity but websites like this have extremely low sensitivity. I had to crank my DPI up to 2000 to make it usable and 4000 to be comfortable and roughly match desktop settings, but this also made the cursor extremely unwieldy when pausing the game. This and volume control are my biggest gripes.

    • Macha 5 hours ago

      Yeah, whatever bug they have with this affected me two, was swinging my mouse across most of my desk to move any distance whatsoever.

      • duderific 4 hours ago

        I noticed this on Safari, but when I switched to Chrome it seemed fine.

    • asadm 5 hours ago

      except thats the whole point of this game. mouse movement needs to be controlled by the game here!