Move Detroit

(movedetroit.com)

29 points | by rmason 2 hours ago ago

34 comments

  • bobomonkey an hour ago

    Be really careful about cheap Detroit homes as they can come with a backlog of property taxes.

  • saghm an hour ago

    Based on the domain, I expected this to be about literally moving Detroit somehow, either figuratively by relocating things or literally by physically moving the land (like Marble Hill but at a much larger scale: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marble_Hill,_Manhattan)

    • bpt3 an hour ago

      I thought they might be trying to relocate the government, as in annex some unincorporated land nearby, deannex some or all of the current city, and start over.

  • qmarchi an hour ago

    I'll get asked where I identify as "from" since I've moved around a lot as a kid, and without fail I'll respond 'Detroit'.

    There's so much history and culture to explore; along with tons of huge parks.

    If I had to leave Tokyo, would definitely be up there.

  • rattlesnakedave an hour ago

    $1000 to move to Detroit is an incredible lowball.

    • jen20 an hour ago

      Why? It's a fine city to live in, if you can deal with the cold a few months a year.

      • jm4 an hour ago

        $1000 doesn’t cover the cost of a moving truck to get your stuff from one end of a small town to the other. In terms of moving costs to relocate from another state, it’s less than negligible. It wouldn’t influence my decision at all and wouldn’t put Detroit on my list of places to consider. If they want to attract talent and entrepreneurs they need to do better.

        • lostlogin 31 minutes ago

          It’s $1000 more than any other city is offering. Of have I missed something?

          • rattlesnakedave 25 minutes ago

            Many cities are offering more. Evansville, IN is offering 3k cash + other non cash incentives. Other Indiana cities give you up to 12k downpayment assiatance on a house.

            https://www.makemymove.com/get-paid/evansville-indiana

          • jm4 14 minutes ago

            It is and that’s great. I guess it counts for something if Detroit is already on my list, but it’s not what puts Detroit on my list in the first place. A multi-year break on property taxes or incentives like low rate SBA loans or tax credits to move my business would be more interesting.

      • rattlesnakedave an hour ago

        $1000 to move ANYWHERE is already a lowball. Much less to a city that consistently ranks among the top 5 most dangerous large US cities by violent crime, has brutal winters, and a blight problem.

        • wenc 39 minutes ago

          I recommend visiting Detroit to update your priors. I first visited in 2000 and it was blighted. I visited again in 2025 and it’s actually nice (downtown Detroit and surrounding). There’s even a Microsoft office there.

        • loloquwowndueo 38 minutes ago

          Brutal winters. Hahaha. Meanwhile in Canada.

      • toomuchtodo an hour ago
  • nosmokewhereiam an hour ago

    Go for their Techno: Movement fest is a pilgrimage!

  • Nifty3929 10 minutes ago

    Can we add the word "to" to the title?

    Or how about "program to incent people to move to Detroit"

  • seanw444 an hour ago

    Does it come with a private security detail?

    • mbg721 9 minutes ago

      I would want to know exactly where I was, but downtown Detroit is like other big city places.

    • whalesalad an hour ago

      Not needed! All that hyperbole around Detroit is way overblown.

      • jen20 an hour ago

        I can second that. I spend a lot of time in Detroit and its suburbs (though don't live there) and have yet to feel unsafe despite dire warnings from all kinds of people. There are definitely areas to avoid, but that is equally true of New York City or San Francisco.

        • t-3 40 minutes ago

          > There are definitely areas to avoid

          Not even areas really, just activities. Don't get involved in gangs or drugs and you'll never have any problem. One nice thing about the Motor City is that sidewalks are empty, because if you had any money you would be driving. I've walked and biked all around the city and metro, you're more likely to be hurt by a pothole on a street with no lights than by muggers or whatever people are afraid of.

        • whalesalad an hour ago

          I used to live at 8th and Mission in SF. 10000x sketchier than Detroit.

  • throwawayk7h an hour ago

    do they mean move "to" detroit...?

  • mulmen 37 minutes ago

    Say Nice Things About Detroit.

    I love Detroit. A city overflowing with history and character. The thing that struck me the most about Detroit was the pride. The people who live there love their city in a way I have not seen elsewhere. I encourage everyone to visit. It was nothing like what I expected.

    My roots are firmly planted in Seattle now but just a few years ago I was seriously considering a move. If I ever left here Detroit is high on my list.

  • bpt3 an hour ago

    So an average of about $1600 to move to a place with a historically corrupt and incompetent local government, high crime, poor schools, dated infrastructure, and limited higher education access?

    They'd need to add at least 2 zeroes to the end of that number to have any impact.

    • bryanrasmussen an hour ago

      the future is already in Detroit, and it's been there for a while. It's getting distributed to the rest of the U.S now. It might be that going through the collapse to the other side is the quickest way forward, if so Detroit is already further along than the rest.

      although it may also be that I am just a cynic.

    • ninkendo an hour ago

      > limited higher education access

      Michigan has some of the best universities in the country, dunno what you’re talking about. University of Michigan is 45 minutes away and it’s ranked #23 in the world according to https://www.timeshighereducation.com/world-university-rankin...

      • t-3 33 minutes ago

        Wayne State is just downtown too, it's not bad at all.

      • bpt3 an hour ago

        Yes UM is a good school, but it's not in the city. It's one of the many reasons the suburbs or Ann Arbor itself are much more appealing.

        And that's one world class university in the entire region. Compare that to Boston, SF, LA, DC, Chicago, Pittsburgh and others.

        • ninkendo an hour ago

          I mean if you’re going to say the university has to be literally within city limits, then I don’t see how Boston counts either (Harvard and MIT are in Cambridge) or SF (Stanford is a longer drive than Ann Arbor is from Detroit), or LA (UCLA is a nightmare of a drive from downtown). Are we really going to split hairs and say Ann Arbor doesn’t count as nearby Detroit but Stanford counts as nearby SF? Come on.

          The Detroit metropolitan area includes Ann Arbor, it’s in the same commute range. Yes if your main goal is to attend a university, you should live closer than the nearby metropolis, regardless of which university you choose. It doesn’t mean Detroit has “limited higher education access”.

          And there’s plenty of other quality universities nearby. Michigan has a lot of faults but lack of quality universities isn’t one of them. Unless your standards are “it’s not Stanford or Harvard”, in which case you’re just being unreasonable.

        • mklyachman an hour ago

          Pittsburgh mentioned

  • twostorytower an hour ago

    $1,000? They can't be serious?