- report benchmark that conveniently omits well known SOTAs, 20 points
- conveniently omit well known benchmarks because not SOTA, 30 points
- change one tiny term in GRPO and call it a completely different acronym, 50 points
- try to slide in a systems hack and but title your paper as though it is a model improvement, 100 points (prizes to the first replier who figures out which recent paper i am subtweeting here)
The list avoids many of the real sins and has plenty of mis-analysis, for instance,
20 points for doing the usual motte-and-bailey or hedging in the form of “It is not X. It is Y.”
I mean, that language pattern is often appropriate but for people who are paying attention today it is a sign of... something.
I mean, I am tired of Copilot giving answers like "You're not a fur, you're a therianthrope" It is really a tracer, I think, for someone for whom the lights are on and nobody is home, like they want to be a top blogger about AI but they haven't caught on that the "It's not X, it's Y" pattern is a tell.
- report benchmark that conveniently omits well known SOTAs, 20 points
- conveniently omit well known benchmarks because not SOTA, 30 points
- change one tiny term in GRPO and call it a completely different acronym, 50 points
- try to slide in a systems hack and but title your paper as though it is a model improvement, 100 points (prizes to the first replier who figures out which recent paper i am subtweeting here)
- forbes 30 under 30, 100 points
fine tune an oss model and call it a groundbreaking innovation -- 20 points
I call upon this body to draw up a spreadsheet of some popular AI marketing and their scores.
-10 points if you actually read your marketing yourself before copy and pasting it on the website
Could not care less about AI, but this font is amazing.
I submit that doing (4) earns 40 points, rather than 20.
The list avoids many of the real sins and has plenty of mis-analysis, for instance,
I mean, that language pattern is often appropriate but for people who are paying attention today it is a sign of... something.I mean, I am tired of Copilot giving answers like "You're not a fur, you're a therianthrope" It is really a tracer, I think, for someone for whom the lights are on and nobody is home, like they want to be a top blogger about AI but they haven't caught on that the "It's not X, it's Y" pattern is a tell.
A similar BS is also every CEO claiming AI made their company 10x faster yet GDP trends not really budging