Juggalo Makeup Blocks Facial Recognition Technology (2019)

(consequence.net)

137 points | by speckx 4 hours ago ago

65 comments

  • echelon_musk 3 hours ago

    Shamelessly hijacking this story to recommend The Private Eye digital comic [0]. Set in a future where everyone has normalised the wearing of masks in public to preserve their anonymity. The protagonist refuses to get a driving license because he wouldn't want a photo of himself in a database.

    [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Private_Eye

    • dayvid 8 minutes ago

      Ever since Covid, people are obscuring their faces in public more often. I especially see gig workers wearing balaclavas. Partially for sun and wind protection, but potentially for anonymity

    • autoexec 22 minutes ago

      Thanks for that! Vaughan is great. It's funny that it's a digital release considering the topic. That small sense of unease I feel each time I feed my personal and credit card data into yet another website should only enhance the experience.

    • GinsengJar 40 minutes ago

      You got any other comics to recommend in this style/genre? Cyberpunk, dystopia, etc

      • autoexec 21 minutes ago

        Transmetropolitan was pretty good.

  • throwway120385 an hour ago

    The only way to meaningfully defeat surveillance technology is to make a constitutional amendment that limits its use privately and publicly. We keep fighting it technologically which is an arms race. A cultural solution is the only path forward that will see meaningful success.

    • mc32 6 minutes ago

      I don’t think it will happen for at least a couple of reasons. The “deep state” in the US and elsewhere will not allow it and would find workarounds ala five eyes. And two, the right wants to spy on the left and the lady wants to spy on the right. Only a small sliver of libertarians are strongly against spying “the domestic baddies.” So there is no chance.

  • mcv 2 hours ago

    Not surprising at all. It's a form of dazzle camouflage that has previously been shown to confuse facial recognition[0]. It's probably possible to design it to be more effective yet less intrusive than juggalo makeup.

    I would have actually expected it to be more popular by now.

    [0] https://adam.harvey.studio/cvdazzle/

  • throwawaypath an hour ago

    Did I accidentally sleep in a time machine? Front page of HN right now has articles on Juggalos and Afroman.

    • iguana_shine an hour ago

      The Millennials are getting nostalgic

      • butlike an hour ago

        It's so funny when a member of the younger generation comments. Younger generations are always trying to kill off the older generations. Both physically and metaphorically, too!

        It makes sense in a way. If you were actually successful in doing that, you could finally make the world in your image instead of having to work around all those pesky "legacy" viewpoints that hold back the True Progress of the Younger Generation. But alas, the older generation still exists, because the younger can't do it.

        But do continue with the passive aggressive comments. While it keeps me spry, you still get paid entry-level wages when you should be kings.

        • dlev_pika an hour ago

          As a xennial I wish we had successfully “killed” the boomers, but instead we have 3 septuagenarians blowing shit up all over the world

          We failed so hard

          • frereubu 34 minutes ago

            Yeah, great anticipation for the undoubtedly forward-looking xennial Mojtaba Khamenei in Iran.

            • mapt 2 minutes ago

              We cannot afford a gen X leader. We have to skip straight to a millennial socialist with contempt for the rule of law ("I welcome their hatred"), to even begin to fix the damage that's been done.

            • mystraline 20 minutes ago

              Gotta really "love" the fact that extremist Islamic country treats a whole host of people horribly (women, gays, non-muslims).

              But if you say anything about it, you're an islamophobe.

              Same way if you criticize Israel's actions, youre lambasted as a jew-hater. But at least now thats starting to change.

              • krapp 16 minutes ago

                Because people in the former group don't criticize those countries, they criticize Islam, and tend to categorize all Muslims (specifically Muslim immigrants) as ontologically evil.

                Meanwhile people in the latter group tend to be very specific that their criticism is of a state and its policies, rather than the religion of Judaism or Jews in general, even though their efforts tend to fall on deaf ears.

                • mystraline 3 minutes ago

                  Indeed, it both feels like the same type of pro-theocratic propaganda. Its a way to disingenuously claim "you hate everyone of our group", when thats demonstrably not true. You likely hate the actions a country masquerading as the group inflicts against others.

                  My disdain is for all theocratic countries. I dont particularly care for any religion that takes over a government.

                  And I do include the USA in that, as theocratic fundamentalist christanity. Ive done so since changing the pledge of allegience and adding "in god we trust" on the currency.

      • cucumber3732842 35 minutes ago

        They're getting old, and with that enough of them are getting rich. And that makes them worth pandering to so they can be parted from their money. See for example all the commercials that feature 90s crap and political talking points intended to appeal to them.

    • stronglikedan 25 minutes ago

      On a side note, sleep is indistinguishable from time travel.

    • oceansky an hour ago

      The early 2000s are back baby

  • beau_g 41 minutes ago

    It would be interesting to first create a taxonomy of juggalo face paint patterns a la aruco markers/April tags, then see if a sufficiently large crowd of juggalos could be used to calibrate cameras

    • nailer 26 minutes ago

      > a sufficiently large crowd of juggalos

      Some kind of gathering of the Juggalos?

  • soopypoos 3 hours ago

    I wonder if I'm more likely to get denied entry wearing juggalo face or classic camo paint

    • QuantumNomad_ 3 hours ago

      Depends. Are you attending an ICP concert, or a military reenactment convention, or something else entirely?

  • wr639 40 minutes ago

    So maybe they may be smarter then they get credited for being. Probably not. But now anyone feeling uncomfortable about facial recognition tech now know what they can do to combat it if they chose. One question. Can you get thru the airport and onto a plan wearing the makeup?

  • ChrisMarshallNY 3 hours ago

    I guess LiveNation won't be running ICP concerts, then...

    • world2vec 2 hours ago

      They'll just charge an additional makeup fee...

  • bigfishrunning 3 hours ago

    Miracles all around us

    • 1-more 33 minutes ago

      Here's the thing about "fucking magnets; how do they work?" How do magnets work? No less a science communicator than Richard Feynman—he of the rubber sheet gravity spacetime analogy—had no analogy to communicate why ferromagnetism creates attraction and repulsion. Here's his incredibly shaggy dog non-answer to the question about how magnets work wherein he says that there are no pat answers to "why" questions. He gets to the money line: "I cannot explain that attraction in terms of anything else that's familiar to you" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO0r930Sn_8

      So I will defend that line in the song. I will only accept answers from people who can explain why ferromagnetism works to me assuming I know how electromagnets create magnetic fields.

    • Forgeties79 2 hours ago

      You could throw on the SNL skit or the real video and frankly I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference

  • hackitup7 2 hours ago

    I'll make sure to wear my Juggalo makeup the next time I visit China to avoid their face scanning technology. That'll surely help me blend into the background.

  • Larrikin 2 hours ago

    In 2018 it was already common knowledge that gait analysis was more accurate than facial recognition at the time. This would have been defeatable then.

    • water-data-dude an hour ago

      Gait recognition is also easier to defeat. All you need is to put something like a few pebbles or coins in one of your shoes

    • glenstein an hour ago

      I think dazzle camouflage is best understood as having limited scope of application as pertains to face recognition. It shouldn't be regarded as failing within its intended scope on account of gait analysis. Everyone knows you have to learn the juggalo dance moves to go along with the face paint.

    • beepbooptheory 2 hours ago

      How are everyone's gaits being collected? Is there gait databases at the NSA? Not being skeptical! Honestly very interesting.

      • angiolillo 30 minutes ago

        DARPA projects from more than a decade ago (VSAM/WAMI for arial platforms like Gorgon Stare) used arial imagery to capture ground shadows for gait tracking purposes.

        From chatting with some of the researchers many years ago my understanding is that it usually wasn't accurate enough for unique identification and the gait shadow was dependent on shoe type and clothing, so a persistent gait shadow database wouldn't have been useful. But it could be correlated with ground-based surveillance for identification, for example person A and B were identified on a ground-based security camera entering a building, then gait tracking could be used to monitor where they went after they left the building even if they avoided ground-based security cameras after that point.

      • a2tech an hour ago

        We only have discussions of the Chinese rolling out gait tracking widely. Basically you use existing facial databases to match ids to people in observed areas and capture their gait as they pass observed areas. Then it goes into the database. Using partial matching (non ideal observation of gait or face) allows for greater positive matching in non-ideal circumstances.

      • nemomarx an hour ago

        You could compare gaits between footage of a crime and footage of you in another public place, probably?

        I don't think I've heard of it being used though.

  • refulgentis 3 hours ago

    Clickbait, it’s a couple tweets microwaved and the 3rd paragraph is “well, except for modern facial recognition”

    • everdrive 3 hours ago

      This feels like the real-life equivalent of that old Family Guy joke where Peter is with a squad of dudes in Vietnam but is dressed like a clown. He says something to the effect of "You guys are stupid. They're going to be looking for army guys." Outside of the absurdity of the situation, the joke is that the guy dressed as a clown obviously stands out even more.

      Juggalo makeup might block some facial recognition tech, but you also paint a huge target on yourself.

      • teddyh an hour ago

        There’s an xkcd: <https://www.xkcd.com/1105/>

        • jpsouth 41 minutes ago

          I genuinely believe there's an xkcd for everything. I was only reading about the creator, Randall Munroe a few days ago and he's clearly very talented.

    • fer 2 hours ago

      >covering features impacts accuracy of feature-based classifiers

      More new at 9. Plus it's from 2019.

  • schmeichel 3 hours ago

    Where my Juggalos at??

    • NickC25 3 hours ago

      1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, sitting behind the resolute desk. That person wears more makeup than some of the performers on RuPaul's Drag Race.

      • garciansmith an hour ago

        "By the time Presidents Jay and Dope were elected, western civilization had officially fucked itself over forever, and I think everyone knew it." https://homestuck.com/006765

      • nathan_compton 3 hours ago

        Don't sully the good name of Juggalos this way.

  • pgporada 3 hours ago

    Whoop whoop

  • lucasay 3 hours ago

    I’m more curious about how robust this is against modern systems. A lot of newer facial recognition models are trained on occlusions, masks, and heavy makeup — so this might be less effective than people assume.

    • saalweachter 2 hours ago

      It's not actually an oversight or training failure; as one of the six societies which secretly rule the world, the Juggalos simply demand to be exempt from facial recognition.

      • atomicnumber3 2 hours ago

        Juggalos, bronies, 9th doctor fans, billionaires, royals (baseball team), and royals (landed nobility)?

        • saalweachter an hour ago

          In _Inside Job_, it was Juggalos, the Illuminati, the Catholic Church, Cognito Inc [the main feature of the show, kind of the Deep State], the Atlanteans, and the Reptoids.

    • amanaplanacanal an hour ago

      I'm wondering how well the Zenni optical ID guard coatings actually work.

    • stackghost 2 hours ago

      It's likely that e.g. wifi-based gait analysis can be deployed to defeat this.

      The only saving grace is you can't run that against video surveillance footage.

      • fc417fc802 an hour ago

        But you can run video-based gait analysis against video surveillance footage. You can also index physical fingerprints other than the face.

        Maybe I should start wearing a hazmat suit with an opaque faceplate whenever I leave the house.

  • Findecanor 3 hours ago

    (2019) ... but sadly increasingly relevant.

  • dsiegel2275 an hour ago

    Also blocks magnets.

  • gethwhunter34 an hour ago

    counterpoint: this assumes everyone has the same constraints. not always true

  • general_reveal 32 minutes ago

    Fucking magnets and shit, how do they even work?

  • yacin 2 hours ago

    maybe it's just from being covered in Faygo?

    • alexjplant 2 hours ago

      Faygo is unironically delicious. They used to sell them for $1 a pop (Midwestern pun intended) on the East Coast in gas stations. Diet varieties of Orange, Moon Mist, and Root Beer were personal favorites.

      No idea whether this is still the case as I haven't been in a Sheetz in years.

      • bityard 17 minutes ago

        Most grocery stores still sell Faygo in Michigan. But you rarely see more than the most popular 3 or so (boring) flavors. I remember there being at least a half-dozen different Faygo flavors at every kid's birthday party in the 80's.