Aliens.gov ~ domain registered 17MAR2026

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164 points | by someprick 3 days ago ago

144 comments

  • pluc 2 days ago

    I'm not a gambler, but there should be a thing on those gambling sites on whether this is about extraterrestrial life or mexicans

    • koolba 2 days ago

      Who said it’s a binary choice? Could have extraterrestrials taking advantage of our weak southern border to enter the country.

    • benmanns 2 days ago

      Ask and ye shall receive: https://manifold.markets/benmanns/aliensgov-prop-bets (play money). I set this up so multiple can resolve and other users can add additional speculations.

      • ramon156 2 days ago

        This is so smart. Gambling with fake money.

        I love the idea of polybet but would never invest into it. Gonna check this out

        • tempodox 2 days ago

          Exprience shows that braindead ideas are great moneymakers.

      • hootz 2 days ago

        Oh my god.

        EDIT: oh it's play money, good website

    • jjmarr 2 days ago

      If it was about extraterrestrial life, there would be a massive insider trade and Polymarket would've climbed. It's been static for the past day.

      https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-confirm-that-aliens...

    • Void_ 2 days ago

      According to Polymarket, there's a 16% chance US will confirm aliens exist: https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-confirm-that-aliens...

      • kevmo314 2 days ago

        Someone with the ability to register .gov domains is trying to make a sneaky buck.

      • barchar 2 days ago

        It's because of the time value of money. Buying no is much like buying a bond.

        It doesn't mean there's a 16% chance.

        It's probably more attractive to gamblers when presented like this.

      • Insanity 2 days ago

        That's just gambling without any basis for reality though. Not sure if you're actually attributing any weight to random gamblers lol.

      • wavemode 2 days ago

        Taking the opposite side of this bet feels like a free 19% return on your money.

        • A1kmm 2 days ago

          It's based on what Donald Trump (or any other US president, should it come to that) says, not on any evidence or ground truth beyond that.

          The are motives for lying on this - for a start, if a president knows definitively they're going to say it, it's a free 81% return. Secondly, it's a pretty big dead cat to throw on the table to distract from any scandal and/or to keep themselves in the news cycle on a different topic.

      • nxobject 2 days ago

        Ah, the wisdom of the crowds (of gamblers.)

      • kibwen 2 days ago

        We know for a fact that the US government has no evidence of aliens existing, because there's a 0% chance Trump wouldn't have blabbed about it during his first term.

        • pdimitar 2 days ago

          I mean, fair, but who says he'll be appraised and knowing about it at all?

    • crumpled 2 days ago

      et.aliens.gov, mexicans.aliens.gov

      It can do it all!

    • chatmasta 2 days ago

      Who do you think built Chicken Itza?!

      • Insanity 2 days ago

        This gave me a good laugh. I think you got auto-corrected from 'Chichén Itzá', to 'Chicken'.

        • Ccecil 2 days ago

          If you go to the other sites down there (like Tulum) very often you will hear the vendors talk trash about Chichen Itza calling it "Chicken Pizza".

          • Insanity 2 days ago

            Didn't pick up on that when I was there. But I'll say that Chichen is definitely worth a visit and only about a 2h drive from Cancun! You can do a tour with a group like Xcaret so you don't even have to drive there yourself.

        • chatmasta a day ago

          Yeah… yeah… that’s totally what happened :)

        • 2 days ago
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  • dsabanin 2 days ago

    New distraction is coming in! All eyes on this now!

    Man, they really don't think much of their voter base or ordinary people for that matter.

    • propagandist 2 days ago

      Gas is $4 a gallon?

      We have discovered aliens!

      • ZeroCool2u 2 days ago

        More like over $5.00 per gallon, but your point stands.

        • Joe_Cool 2 days ago

          So normal Europe prices from before this thing. It's up to $8.50 per gallon there now.

          • thebruce87m 2 days ago

            Are you comparing the same gallons?

          • Detrytus 2 days ago

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            • alecco 2 days ago

              I think it's just normal taxes.

              • Joe_Cool 2 days ago

                Depends on the country but around 40-50% would be taxes, climate compensation and other stuff, yes.

      • esseph 2 days ago
      • landl0rd 2 days ago

        My gas was $3.09/gal this morning

        Still too expensive but not exactly going to bankrupt me.

        • cjk 2 days ago

          $4.50/gal+ as of a couple days ago in Vegas. Probably higher now.

        • callumprentice 2 days ago

          SoCal gas is at least $6.85 a gallon.

          • kjkjadksj 2 days ago

            Not that high. In the 5s.

            • callumprentice 2 days ago

              $6.84999 at the Shell station near my gym this morning.

              • kjkjadksj a day ago

                $5.66 today at the arco nearby. LA fwiw.

                • callumprentice a day ago

                  Understood. This was in Manhattan Beach which is expensive for everything but still, that delta is incredible.

                  Actually, I noticed one near there yesterday on PCH (forget which station) was $6.89999 for the good stuff.

            • esseph 2 days ago

              That would be double my cost of gas where I am from 2 years ago. That's insane.

              • kjkjadksj a day ago

                Insane was me paying this much during the gas price hikes in the early 2010s. We aren’t even there yet. Adjusted for inflation thats probably $8 gas.

        • dsabanin 2 days ago

          $5.5 in PA.

      • 13hunteo 2 days ago

        Cries in UK $8 a gallon

        • loeg 2 days ago

          Your gallons are a bit bigger than US gallons, but not 2x bigger.

          • rb12345 2 days ago

            Assuming US gallons, $8/US gallon works out as £1.60/litre. That sounds about right for current UK prices, depending on what and where you're buying it. (Yes, fuel is expensive here compared to the US; that's largely down to fuel duty and taxes.)

      • idiotsecant 2 days ago

        WA state. I would be ecstatic if it was $4.

        • thewebguyd 2 days ago

          Same. I don't think I've seen prices below $4 in seattle since like 2021, with a few exceptions here and there.

    • netsharc 2 days ago

      As Trump said, people won't need to worry about elections after 2024...

      I wonder if Hitler ever said that in the 30s..

      • drstewart 2 days ago

        [flagged]

        • Tostino 2 days ago

          You realize the fall of the Weimar government wasn't instant, right?

      • krembo 2 days ago

        [flagged]

        • netsharc 2 days ago

          If you wish to divert from the discussion of whether free and fair elections is still possible in the USA, and would rather enter the meta-discussion, I'll bite, and cite Wikipedia:

          > Godwin's law can be applied mistakenly or abused as a distraction, a diversion, or even censorship, when miscasting an opponent's argument as hyperbole even when the comparison made by the argument is appropriate.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

          • drstewart 2 days ago

            [flagged]

          • Detrytus 2 days ago

            I wonder if Godwins law and such did more harm than good in the end? I mean: yes, Hitler was a terrible person and Holocaust was horrible, but, by putting so much effort into convincing everyone that Hitler and Holocaust were so unique things in the history of mankind you’re basically creating a blind spot, where the resurgence of fascism goes unnoticed because everyone thinks “it can’t as bad as Hitler and the Nazis, right?”

        • jasonlotito 2 days ago

          I mean, the comment is based on what the VP of this administration said about the President.

          And I think considering what this administration has said is important. Do you think otherwise?

        • subscribed 2 days ago

          Ahh, so this is how you stifle the warnings and discontent with the fascist capture of the government? The evidence doesn't matter as long as it's possible to derail the discussion?

          Let me guess, similarly you apply "conspiracy theory" to anything you want to kneecap, is that right?

          Very mature indeed.

  • bombcar 2 days ago

    It's just going to be illegal.aliens.gov :(

    • rvnx 2 days ago

      https://x.com/dhsgov/status/2034000845503693180?s=46

      There is this promotional campaign on-going, it could be related

      https://www.dhs.gov/cbphome

      It seems to be an incentive for voluntarily departure

      • seriocomic 2 days ago

        From an outside-US point of view, both of these links border on the satirical. The DHS one, with it's no-longer-funded/maintained banner, and the entire content, complete with the quote is just eye-brow raising.

        I wonder if anyone did read through the accordian FAQs, especially this one:

        > How will exit bonuses be issued to participants?

        DHS is working with Project Homecoming partners on the disbursement of exit bonuses. Illegal aliens will receive the exit bonuses after they land in the country of arrival.

        The delivery method will vary based on country-specific guidelines and regulations. However, no bank account is necessary for illegal aliens to receive their exit bonus. In most instances, illegal aliens will collect their exit bonus in their home country.

        ---

        Yeah, like _that_ is going to happen...

      • StephenHerlihyy 2 days ago

        I had heard of that but it wasn’t until you posted the link that I actually read through it.

        My question after actually reading it though is simple - how does it prevent fraud? Like you just need GPS and a selfie to verify. No bank account required! Since the nominal case is undocumented you don’t have ground truth to check against. What is stopping someone from using an eSIM, OpenClaw, and an emulator from self-deporting thousands of virtual persona at $2600 profit

        It just seems poorly considered. I don’t know if they really thought this through.

        • K0balt 2 days ago

          The object is to create metrics that are plausible (or more specifically for which the knowledge of falsification is plausibly deniable), not to actually self deport people (although that could be viewed as a desirable side effect).

          We can be sure that the weakness in this scheme is being exploited, since it was designed to maximise metrics, not results.

      • SV_BubbleTime 2 days ago

        Objectively, which is hard to say because I’m just obviously not in this position, but if I were in the United States legally and I’m looking at three options…

        1. I take self-deportation offer. At Christmas it was $3000 a person, but usually $1000, a commercial plane ticket anywhere, and I can come back to the US upon following the legal method. I can say goodbye to people I can sell my things. I can do this on my own timeline within reason.

        2. I’ve risk it and trying to invade ice for the next three years minimum. If Vance wins, I need to make it to at least 2032 without showing up on any radar. I’m careful and looking over my shoulder constantly and work is a never ending dread.

        3. I am caught by ICE. I have absolutely no claim to stay in the US. I can sit in a detention center while an NGO funded lawyer tells me that I do. And in high likelihood, I am sent back with no money on a cargo jet and I’m banned from the United States forever. This happens at any moment.

        Practically speaking, I just cannot picture taking option two which could be three at any time. The fact is, I would know without a doubt, unfair or not that I am here legally, that my state would apply in any European country as well. I cannot fathom how option one is not the best option. Perhaps I’m too risk adverse.

        • estearum 2 days ago

          "A commercial plane ticket anywhere" != the legal right to go anywhere

          Pretty much you go back to your country of origin

          Typically people take on the immense risk and challenge of leaving their country of origin to come here because their country of origin has really bad problems

          Those problems likely still exist or have gotten worse over the last several years due to (if nothing else) COVID further separating the US economy from the rest of the world's

          • lesostep 2 days ago

            >> Pretty much you go back to your country of origin I'm completely out of my depths there, can you explain how will they know my country of origin if I'm undocumented?

            • estearum 2 days ago

              Well if they don't, they'll just pick a random as-awful-as-possible country to send you to.

          • SV_BubbleTime 2 days ago

            > Pretty much you go back to your country of origin

            Is this not just? Is this not what every other country in the world would do? Is there a European country you can stay in illegally? Do any of them run remigration programs with cash and free flights to where you came from?

            • estearum 2 days ago

              I didn't say it was unjust, nor did I say it was unique to the US, etc. etc.

              I said that your logic tree elides the fact that they would be going back to a place that they already accepted an immense amount of risk and effort to leave.

              In other words: for many people, the US + ICE risk (relatively low risk of catastrophic outcome) is still far better than their home country (high risk of pretty bad outcome)

          • antonkochubey 2 days ago

            >A commercial plane ticket anywhere" != the legal right to go anywhere Pretty much you go back to your country of origin

            Most passports grant at least a medium term admission to dozens of countries, and long term to a few.

        • vablings 2 days ago

          1. You will be deported to your country of origin one way ticket; there is no picking and choosing here 3. If you are detained by ICE even if you do have legal status they will endlessly pressure you into singing away your rights, you will be lucky to even speak to you NGO lawyer because every few days you are shipped between detention locations. Even if you choose to self-deport you have to be detained by ICE and could be in custody for a number of days before you are shipped out of the country. The lawyer is not going to sugar coat your situation but if you want to fight there are legal avenues to do so. Also you cannot be banned from the USA forever the max the DHS can issue is a 10-year ban

          • SV_BubbleTime 2 days ago

            Your number 3 makes no sense, if you have “signed your rights away” why would they move you? For fun?

            But let’s say that’s the case… doesn’t that just prove my point that if you are here illegally, that it make no sense to stay?

            • estearum 2 days ago

              Them: If you are detained by ICE even if you do have __legal status__

              You: doesn’t that just prove my point that if you are here __illegally__

              They're talking about the now well-established fact that ICE is pursuing people who have legal status in this country and using all sorts of tricks (both legal and illegal) to prevent them from exercising their rights.

              Here's one example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detention_of_R%C3%BCmeysa_%C3%...

              • SV_BubbleTime 2 days ago

                I’m sure there is a better example that makes the point you are going for.

                Without muddying, the discussion is if you are here illegally, it seems better to self-deport and control your own destiny than to risk ICE for the next 3-11+ years.

            • vablings 2 days ago

              Sorry to clarify. You are moved around the country continually so that it is exceedingly difficult to get in front of a judge and also speak to your lawyer. This is basically torture to most people, you are then pressured and repeatedly asked (in some cases lied to) to sign documents agreeing to be deported

              The definition of being "illegal" in the eyes of the law is not actually really well defined at all. It is pretty much a vibe check

              Entered via a port of entry and visa overstay? "illegal"

              Entered via a port of entry and visa overstay, but now you have legal status? "Maybe you are illegal"

              Entered not via a port of entry? "You are illegal"

              Entered via a port of entry with legal status? "Legal but you might get detained for several days"

              Entered via a port of entry with legal status but you attended a protest? "Legal but the government doesn't like you so expect to be detained"

              Born and raised in the United States but don't carry your passport? "Legal but expected to be detained"

              Entered via a port of entry with legal status BUT you have a traffic ticket and a bench warrant out of state "Illegal and criminal! Expect to be deported"

              Might I add that only one of these above conditions is valid for deportation and a ban and every other is a violation of your rights

        • hypeatei 2 days ago

          This administration changes its tune based on what business/tech leaders are telling them[0][1]. There's no doubt that ICE will be used for selective enforcement (as we've seen them used at American protests) but some immigrants are probably staying based on the reality that business interests are more important.

          Also, I would be hesitant to say that immigrants being targeted by ICE are "illegal" as we saw some be detained/deported after speaking out against the war in Gaza[2]. Also, a lot claim asylum at the border which is a legal process.

          > and I can come back to the US upon following the legal method

          That process in reality takes a really long time due to the federal immigration system being strained. The 2024 border bill tried to address this by adding more immigration judges and asylum officers but Trump told Republicans to kill it because it'd make Biden look good. So far all we got was a massive DHS funding increase that allowed Kristi Noem to funnel $100M+ to herself and her friends and kill two American citizens with ICE.

          0: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/us/politics/farm-labor-tr...

          1: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5601588-trump-h1...

          2: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/2026/03/17/immigrati...

          • SV_BubbleTime 2 days ago

            > The 2024 border bill

            Oh ya, I remember that. The Democrat bill with a few Republicans that conservatives call RINOs on board. Collins, McConnell, Murkowski, etc.

            Again, objectively, it does look bad that bill was to secure the border but Trump Admin seems to have done that without a bill.

            • estearum 2 days ago

              > Again, objectively, it does look bad that bill was to secure the border but Trump Admin seems to have done that without a bill.

              This is a matter of simply breaking the law.

              The border is secured in the sense that Trump has made the US such an unappealing destination that fewer people want to risk it. It's a valid strategy (if awful) except in that doing so essentially requires the government to violate laws.

              Turns out it's easy to "solve problems" when you aren't constrained by laws. Not an insight whatsoever.

              Specific laws being violated:

              * Due Process protections

              * Equal Protection

              * Asylum laws

              Actually towards the end of the Biden administration, they engaged in similar law-breaking because immigration was obviously going to be such a political liability going into the election. Those moves have since been found to be illegal: https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/district-court-strikes-d...

              Most of the Trump admin's moves to make the US so unappealing that no one wants to risk coming here will also ultimately be found to be illegal.

        • rchaud 2 days ago

          1. If ICE isn't getting paid, how likely is it that you, as an illegal alien, would be? And who says you wouldn't simply be detained anyway when you go to claim your check/prepaid gift card? That's what happened to people when they were lined up outside immigration court and following the agreed-upon process.

      • low_tech_love 2 days ago

        I never get why people think these things will work. The only ones who take deals like this are honest people who are struggling. Criminals don’t self deport, they want to stay, not leave. It’s the same in Europe, they make laws to deport people for small bureaucratic details, honest people say “yes sir” and leave, but the criminals don’t give a shit, they just stay. So you deport the good ones and keep the bad ones, what the hell do you get from that? I guess the real point is that nobody in politics really cares about illegal aliens and criminals, they only want the power that comes from populism.

      • rob74 2 days ago

        That thing in the lake in the China poster, is that some AI nightmare hybrid between a Japanese Shinto shrine and a Chinese pagoda (EDIT: no, it seems to be real: https://img.visiontimes.com/2022/01/hangzhou-ge36163601_1920... - it's just the color that looks more like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Itsukushima_Shrine_Torii_...)? And of course the Taj Mahal in the India poster only has one tower. But I wouldn't put it past the current administration if they really printed 100,000 of these low-effort AI slop posters. The designer probably got a boatload of money for them too, after all the extremely generous budget increase for ICE has to go somewhere...

      • ceejayoz 2 days ago
      • lm28469 2 days ago

        I can't believe the official US gov posts these things. Between this, the CoD inspired war propaganda and Hegseth semi-irgasning on live TV while describing how they're going to kill and destroy everything "evil" we're really scraping the bottom. Is there anyone in these organizations who has an ounce of morality or humanity left? Or even just any sense taste really

    • dizhn 2 days ago

      That subdomain would go well with war.gov too :)

    • owlcompliance 2 days ago

      illegal.aliens.gov/deportations :(

      • pixel_popping 2 days ago

        quick-deport.aliens.gov for a shortcut link (pre-fill info with known browser fingerprints correlated to ID).

        • owlcompliance 2 days ago

          mass.quick-deport.aliens.gov (state-specific site for Massachusetts?)

    • rob74 2 days ago

      Aliens tried to contact us, but Trump's DHS deported them.

    • beanjuiceII 2 days ago

      they'd still be illegal so ya

      • wat10000 2 days ago

        We can finally be rid of that menace, Superman.

  • jonny-puma 2 days ago

    Probably related to the bear problems on the moon base: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3o-3pL79O4

  • beej71 2 days ago

    If it's for aliens, why does it ask you to verify that you're human? This government makes no sense!

  • wnevets 2 days ago

    Interview with the Press Secretary

    https://youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs?si=2qspQFC-Imfwy2Ua

  • whalesalad 2 days ago

    if u want to avoid domaintools captcha noise - https://client.rdap.org/?type=domain&object=aliens.gov&follo...

  • billpg 2 days ago

    It's a cookbook!

  • sebmellen 2 days ago

    And DNS hosted by Cloudflare. Who hosts DNS for other government websites?

  • ottah 2 days ago

    Remember, alien is also a term also applied to non-us citizen people.

  • jbverschoor 2 days ago

    Ah good. So the diversity program is opening soon?

  • layer8 2 days ago

    I just realized that Alien Nation was a pun.

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  • HiryuSingh 2 days ago

    also alien.gov, why.gov, ai.gov...

  • xz18r 2 days ago

    Which will be released in full first, the X-files or the Epstein files?

    • realo 2 days ago

      Still waiting for trump.epstein.gov to come up...

  • michaelhoney 2 days ago

    proposal to rescind all naked .gov domains and redirect to .gov.us

  • ernesto905 2 days ago

    Red herring?

  • eevahr 2 days ago

    aliens.gov is such a bait-y name. What is the requirement to register .gov domains?

  • sschueller 2 days ago

    I guess they need more money for an agency that burns it. Using conspiracies to goat the dumbed down public to get the ok to spend more money on a pointless Space Force.

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  • bibimsz 2 days ago

    they are trolling us

    • Maken 2 days ago

      More like distracting us.

  • adamas 2 days ago

    They really want you to forget Epstein

    • LogicFailsMe 2 days ago

      What if Epstein was an alien all along?

  • ivanjermakov 2 days ago

    adj. /ˈeɪ.li.ən/

    coming from a different country, race, or group

  • svidgen 2 days ago

    My guess:

    "Welcome to Aliens.gov -- a friendly guide and reminder to leave."

    ...

    "Ya fired."

  • Beestie 2 days ago

    I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

  • recursivedoubts 2 days ago

    impressive... very nice... now let’s see epstein.gov

  • snitzr 2 days ago

    More nonsense.

  • KernelOwO 2 days ago

    New Epstein files distraction?

  • pndy 2 days ago

    What was that card game that supposedly predicted the outcome of the future? Was there revealing the presence of aliens in the deck? /s

    I remember reading shady sites in 00s, where the other side claimed that govts around the world will get along on this idea and with help of elaborated holograms hoax will tell populations that aliens are here among us/are about to invade.

    Here, in the mid-20s it's much cheaper to do that with help of AI. /s

    Anyway, guess it's "some kind of" distraction, again? /s

    • someprick 2 days ago

      Illuminati? That game was ripper. Good times…

  • MkeGianni96 2 days ago

    [dead]

  • theturtle 2 days ago

    Fuck CAPTCHAs.

    • pixel_popping 2 days ago

      exactly what a bot would say.

      • cestith 2 days ago

        A bot, sure, but also an extra terrestrial intelligence. Unless we’re talking a Stargate or The Magicians type of scenario where humans exist on a lot of different worlds. After all, they tend to ask you to prove you’re a human.

        If they ask you to prove you’re not a robot, then we get into discussing sentient robots from other worlds.

        What we’d be really interested in proving if we found proof of other intelligent life is personhood.

    • gitaarik 2 days ago

      It's to keep the aliens out

  • croisillon 2 days ago

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  • nunobrito 2 days ago

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