26 comments

  • ardanur 15 minutes ago

    Polymarket is effectively an assassination auction list, you just need to find out which low likelihood resolutions can be swayed by someone's death. But you would need to have money to start which is something aspiring assassins aren't likely to have. And you would also need the skills to launder cryptocurrencies effectively.

    This is also true with traditional stock markets, except that laundering real money is much harder to do alone. In the real world an assassin can't really involve more people as those people would realize they are loose ends since they have a get-out-of-jail card in turning on you.

    The markets could get ahead of this by stipulating that a resolution via murder will always lead to resolution at prices at a time prior to the death. This would technically incentivize a potential assassin to commit a deniable murder, but if they succeed it won't be the market's [PR] problem.

  • fourseventy a few seconds ago

    prediction markets need to be illegal in the USA, its total insanity.

  • muzani an hour ago

    So I guess the new war heuristic is pizza and polymarket.

  • instagib 3 hours ago

    “all fees would be refunded to users who participated in these markets, and that positions from before his death would be cashed out at the last-traded price.”

    • mikercampbell 2 hours ago

      I know it’s cliche, but I hate this timeline.

      For a good while there, the headlines went from “oniony” to “sim-city news headline flavor text” to “I can’t believe I share a finite existence with the people being discussed”

      • mlinhares 2 hours ago

        Same. I also wonder why would anyone take the other side on stuff like this, this is clearly to incite insider traders, so either there's a lot of stupid people out there willing to part with their money or this is a very efficient money laundering scheme.

        Or both.

  • khazhoux an hour ago

    Why are people saying the attacks were a surprise? It was widely reported the day before that embassies were told to clear out “now!”

    • rtkwe 31 minutes ago

      The signs it was possibly soon were pretty strong it's the exact day that wasn't really known.

  • rmm78 30 minutes ago

    brutal islamist regime is no more, everything else is noise

    • MathMonkeyMan 21 minutes ago

      And how noisy it can get! I hope that things go as well as they can for Iran.

  • georgehotz an hour ago

    There's no such thing as "insider trading" on prediction markets. Are you telling me people with secret knowledge profited by making correct predictions? That's the whole point of prediction markets! Provide accurate information = get paid. It doesn't matter where the information came from, as long as it's correct.

    • protocolture 43 minutes ago

      If they provided the information, "Hey I am bob in the pentagon and we are doing war soon", it wouldnt be insider trading.

      But all they are doing is updating a financial instrument that suggests an increased likelihood, and getting massive bank for not providing the information that would make everyone else bet the same way.

    • HWR_14 an hour ago

      Of course insider trading is a US federal crime in prediction marketplaces.

    • olalonde 43 minutes ago

      If you hold confidential information, using it to bet on prediction markets could arguably violate secrecy rules since the market effectively receives the information. If you are not bound by confidentiality, participating should be fine.

      Note that this isn't about making the market "fair" for other participants but about ensuring confidential information remains confidential (especially relevant in the context of national defense).

    • camillomiller an hour ago

      Yeah well you outlined perfectly well why they should be banned from the known universe

    • bdangubic an hour ago

      I bet I’ll punch you in a mouth and then I punch you in a mouth and collect a billion dollars

      • georgehotz an hour ago

        Who took the other side of that bet? I sure didn't. Participants in a market should be well aware that other participants can alter the outcome and bet accordingly.

        • creato an hour ago

          > other participants can alter the outcome and bet accordingly.

          Do you think it is acceptable that someone may have altered their behavior due to the outcome of a bet on attacking Iran?

          • metalcrow an hour ago

            What you're describing is know as an "assassination market". To my knowledge it's considered mostly a non-issue (It's talked about in good detail here https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/prediction-market-faq?open=...), because you could do a lot of the same stuff with the normal stock market. If you have advance knowledge that Iran is gonna be attacked, it's just as easy to trade on that info there via oil or similar, with the added downside that now no one else gains extra info about if Iran will be attacked or not, and anything more hyper-specific would just be illegal to bet on for normal law reasons.

        • QuadmasterXLII an hour ago

          If some addled gambling addict is dumb enough to take the bet, it’s their dollars and your mouth.

        • bdangubic an hour ago

          For example, In my comment replace “I” with “Trump” and replace punch with “started another war”

          We can go on and on (I can give you 7 million other examples too, this is easy one), the entire prediction market is meant for idiots to give their money to non-idiots that are rigging the whole thing (without any regulation).

          • collingreen an hour ago

            That's roughly correct though? Like the alleged point is exactly that - provide an incentive to establish true information earlier than otherwise. If you view prediction markets like that it's only weird to see people taking the other side with no information (I was going to say "like bar bets" but that's the same kind of thing! Don't bet on things you know nothing about if you hate losing money!)

      • camillomiller an hour ago

        Congrats! You provided correct information! That is apparently more valuable than anything according to a lot of deranged data nerds nowadays, so enacting violence to get to that outcome is perfectly fine! Good job!

      • s1artibartfast an hour ago

        Yep. And it will have been predicted. What seems to be the problem?

        Do you want to bet what I'll eat for dinner next?

        • bdangubic an hour ago

          Idiots will always bet on rigged outcomes, the “prediction” markets are living proof of that