Floor796

(floor796.com)

752 points | by krtkush a day ago ago

96 comments

  • smusamashah 16 hours ago

    The editor that is used to draw these animations https://floor796.com/editor/l0

    Author has a YouTube channel too somewhere where you can see him making a drawing start to end. (edit: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCribkEGzOuMQ9ozb0ektMCQ)

    From FAQs

    > The creation of Floor796 started in 2018. I spent the first year creating the animation editor, the rendering engine and the site itself. Then I started drawing the first characters. I drew slowly at first, as I had to get used to the projection and constantly improve the animation editor. I've been creating the first block for over 8 months. Now I draw 1 block in about 1-1.5 months.

    Author made everything, including the editor, by himself.

    • mapcars 13 hours ago

      Thats curious, there are multiple Russian and even Soviet-era characters which I don't think western people know about.

      • Rendello 12 hours ago

        You can click characters to show who they are, as well.

      • mojuba 12 hours ago

        Definitely too many to be random. I think they are all mostly soviet era things, no? So the author is likely an émigré from the USSR.

      • tartoran 4 hours ago

        I just spotted Steven Segal is munching on a carrot.

  • buybackoff 16 hours ago

    For some time recently, I was zooming in on Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights. The floor's level of interactivity would be so nice there. At least on this floor, I can guess what's going on quite reliably. The experience is quite similar at some level though. I saw Bosch's originals (or 1-to-1 by size repros) many years ago and without zooming in, it was incomprehensible. With zoom, the details are overwhelming.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights...

    • jmkd 5 hours ago

      Note this digitisation was by a company called Mad Pixel, and supported by Google in 2009. It was the first experiment that later became the Google Art Project in 2011 (now Google Arts & Culture).

  • krelian 18 hours ago

    This has been making the rounds for the years and I think what captivates me the most is the art style. There is something about it I cannot put my finger on. Just like the art style of Moebius or the 90's game Flashback.

    • jofzar 9 hours ago

      To me it has very Habbo hotel like graphics, not the same but it hits the same "itch". Specifically with the dancing.

    • Findecanor 2 hours ago

      The art style reminds me a bit of that of Al Jaffee in MAD magazine.

    • vitaflo 17 hours ago

      I thought for sure this was eBoy at first. The style is similar and eBoy has been around forever but looks like it’s just someone else who is really good at this stuff.

      https://www.eboy.com/

      • swah 16 minutes ago

        Ouch, this now looks dated. Society is in another mood...

      • geerlingguy 10 hours ago

        Silicon Valley (TV show) had a similar themed intro style

    • spopejoy 9 hours ago

      The style reminds me of the old Alien Syndrome arcade game

      • dilyevsky 6 hours ago

        Looks more like Xcom: UFO Defense

    • InfiniteLoopGuy 15 hours ago

      Theme Hospital

      • pell an hour ago

        That was my first thought too. I replayed it recently. Still a great game.

  • AmazingTurtle 19 hours ago

    Thats fun. I like it. Try clicking on naruto :) https://floor796.com/#t2l4,780,732

    • toledocavani 19 hours ago
    • _kush 19 hours ago

      So fun! Are there any other easter eggs like this? I've been clicking everywhere and didn't find any

      • wartijn_ 18 hours ago

        From the FAQ in the "about" section of the website:

        - You can try to find Wally (Waldo), as in the well-known game Where's Wally. He is partially visible, but if you click on him, he will appear in full and wave at you.

        - Quest #1 - Mafia Treasures. To start the quest, go to the room where the Mafia is holding the annual meeting and click on the suitcase.

        - Quest #2 - Subspace Tuner: To start this quest, click on the large advertising screen that says 'Bad Signal' next to the pirate ship.

        - Payphone - you can call different subscribers on the 796th floor. Subscriber numbers are constantly being added and can be found in various places on the floor.

        - In the Police Station click on the big screen to see the project statistics: current online, visits by country, number on interactions with all elements on the floor, etc.

        - One of the arcade machines has a real game - Racer796.

        - In the park zone there is Change My Mind guy. Click on him to add your own phrase to the rotation.

        - You can compose a 10-second melody and add it to rotation by clicking on the guy in the hospital with the pink synthesizer.

        - You can draw small pixel animation and add it to rotation by clicking on the Fun Drawing Screen near the Police Station.

        - Click on the Chunk Norris in the park zone.

        - Click on the JAWS 19 ad screen in the block with Back to the Future references.

        - Click on Naruto near the pirate ship.

        - There is Free Ads Board next to the pirate ship. You can draw your own advertising screen and specify which URL it links to.

        - There are also many small interactive elements on the floor, clicking on which will show an additional picture, play a sound or cause some action to occur.

      • timenotwasted 18 hours ago

        The Jaws one is fun too, only reason I found it is because it says click beneath it, https://floor796.com/#b3l3,84,789

      • orbital-decay 18 hours ago

        Fight Club rules poster: https://floor796.com/#t3r3,776,193

  • marcellus23 18 hours ago

    This reminds me a lot of the 2000s internet that I grew up on. This was the kind of thing I used to find using StumbleUpon.

  • vjay15 19 hours ago

    The entire page was amazing, but holy shit that art in the middle that shows how the current system works where kids are sent to school to study and then they graduate, get crushed into becoming mere tools instead of the human beings we are meant to be.

    • avidiax 15 hours ago
    • p2detar 19 hours ago

      I think it is “Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall” reference.

      edit: Ha! Actually one can double-click on objects and get more info about their origin.

      • lossyalgo 11 hours ago

        Single-clicking is sufficient :)

        Also there are a lot of special clickable actions (mentioned in the FAQ > About section, or just keep clicking until you find something, there are 20+ special actions).

    • ForceBru 19 hours ago

      Is it just me or is the phrase "human beings" used more often than simply "humans"? I've just started to notice this: the next word after "human" is very often "beings". Whenever someone wants to emphasize our humanity (as opposed, say, to a horse's horseness), they almost always say "human _beings_" instead of "humans". Somehow "human beings" seems to emphasize the "human spirit/soul".

      • Jakob 18 hours ago

        Yes. There are lots around; whenever the original word becomes too short for the importance people want to give it.

        Tuna fish, chai tea, Enter the room -> enter “into” the room, French: hui (today) -> aujourd’hui (day of today)

        Keyword: pleonasm

        • umanwizard 18 hours ago

          I'm sure I've even heard French people say "au jour d'aujourd'hui"

          • teapot7 11 hours ago

            I'm pretty sure I've seen that one in a list, by a French person, of things they wish other people wouldn't say!

  • BargirPezza an hour ago

    Amazing, real dedication and it looks so good! Have spent some time just wandering around and clicking on different characters I don't recognize. So fun

  • PeterHolzwarth 10 hours ago

    Prior discussions here on HN noted this writeup on how some of it works (in Russian):

    https://habr.com/ru/companies/floor796/articles/673318/

  • hermitcrab 24 minutes ago

    Can we please have a room where Jake Paul and Tate are getting humbled in a boxing ring for all eternity.

  • c-hendricks 18 hours ago

    Not often you see Lexx references: https://floor796.com/#t0l2,597,381

    • burnt-resistor 2 hours ago

      Kai strikes again. That series was hilarious to my undergrad self. I think I caught it on Comedy Central or the Sci-Fi Channel (SyFy) junior year.

    • lexx 11 hours ago

      Indeed

  • stavros 14 hours ago

    I got inspired by this the other day and made something related, though user-drawable:

    https://pine.town

    Obviously nowhere near as good as Floor796, but if you like pixel art, maybe you'll like my weekend hack.

  • metalman 31 minutes ago

    the guy must have started consuming media in the womb and has an amazing ability to capture iconic characters and moments with the smallest possible numbers of pixles, the proof of that is bieng able to identify many familiar characters, but the ones from different cultures register as extras and are devoid of personality, pattern recognition doing it's thing effortlessly. It's very much of our time, and speaks to the need for drama and absurdity, and also the role that AI is bieng pushed to fill, while showing that for true iconic imagery , human biengs still have the edge.

  • tux1968 19 hours ago

    Thanks for sharing this one. There's so many brilliant and funny little vignettes in this piece. I'm amazed at what some people are able to do, so far outside anything I could dream about creating.

  • scrollop 19 hours ago

    Would be interesting to give all the NPC AI, then control one and see how everything interacts, or get dropped into this in first person and interact with everything/everyone powered by AI.

    • bovermyer 18 hours ago

      Given that this is hand-crafted by a real artist, introducing AI into it would be a betrayal of the entire concept.

    • justsomehnguy 15 hours ago

      Theme Hospital is a thing.

  • wowczarek 8 hours ago

    I giggled at Monkey Island and then I saw the tentacle... but from Half Life. This is a masterpiece and it keeps on giving.

  • yieldcrv 3 hours ago

    How fast this loads is a lost art

  • eightturn 19 hours ago

    sites like this make the internet a better place.

  • alexconrad 7 hours ago

    Goofy has a sound clip when you click on it. Are there other ones with sound?

    • alexconrad 7 hours ago

      Found another one. Duke Nukem 3D Cocoon with a girl. Good times!

  • backtogeek 17 hours ago

    This sort of thing gives me a nice hit of nostalgia.

    I am pleased things like this continue to exist on the tinterweb.

  • cantalopes 9 hours ago

    Well, there goes my carrier data plan

  • Freak_NL 15 hours ago

    There is now a neon add for some weird place called 'Hacker News'; right between the ones for Dunder Mifflin and Weyland Yutani Corp, over by the Catbus, behind that new huge pirate ship, but if you hit the Black Mesa ad you've gone too far.

  • Peteragain 19 hours ago

    I think it will absorb at least as many hours as doom scrolling, and be much better for me.

  • jupin 19 hours ago

    I wish I could show my kid this incredible mega gif. But it's NSFW ;D

    • cyode 11 hours ago

      Mega gif indeed. Two relevant excerpts found in the about page (it's a gif but not a gif):

      > Why 796?

      > The name of the project has a small code: 7, 9 and 6 are the ordinal numbers of the letters in the English alphabet for the word GIF. This project is essentially one big gif, a mega gif, so all the action takes place on the 796th (GIF) floor of the space station :)

      > How does animation rendering work?

      In order to maintain pixel clarity and still have good compression, it was necessary to create own video format. The entire animation is divided into sections, and each section is packed into this special format. The browser then loads the desired section and renders it in a separate thread into the common canvas.

    • debo_ 16 hours ago

      Hopefully your kids aren't working yet, so it's fair game!

      • latexr 12 minutes ago

        Maybe their kid is called William and they meant it’s Not Safe for Will.

  • kylecazar 16 hours ago

    Haven't found Waldo yet

    Edit: I absolutely did find Waldo! That was fun.

    • crasshacker 16 hours ago

      Is Waldo really there? Because I've looked everywhere, and at this point I'm a bit concerned that my eyes are going to give out before I'm able to find him. That guy sure is a wily fella.

      • kylecazar 16 hours ago

        He's really there. I was on the verge of giving up myself.

    • spopejoy 9 hours ago

      Here's a fun one: find AE3803

  • utopcell 15 hours ago

    If you're curious: the name alludes to this being the 796th floor of a space station.

  • cod1r 13 hours ago

    This is great and I love it. Very polished work.

  • chiantiM 18 hours ago

    OMG... stunning maximalism

  • fwip 19 hours ago
  • sph 19 hours ago

    This is incredible!

    I bet there's Waldo hidden somewhere... good luck!

    • cmg 19 hours ago

      From the FAQ:

      > You can try to find Wally (Waldo), as in the well-known game Where's Wally. He is partially visible, but if you click on him, he will appear in full and wave at you.

  • rishabhaiover 16 hours ago

    I love the fact that Steven Seagal made it.

  • Kiboneu 12 hours ago

    this is where i’d like to chill when they wake me up from the simulation.

  • paulbjensen 17 hours ago

    This is a work of art. Thank you for sharing.

  • signorovitch 14 hours ago

    Reminds me of xkcd's "Click & Drag"

    https://xkcd.com/1110/

  • arrty88 19 hours ago

    So cool. Nice to see Walt and Jesse cooking

  • jnellis 19 hours ago

    Nice, this just crashed my entire desktop.

    • throawayonthe 19 hours ago

      impressive, what's your desktop?

      • jnellis 18 hours ago

        just win10 and firefox. It wanted to run workers in firefox, locked up firefox, then somehow taskmanager was locked up and things went downhill from there.

        • justsomehnguy 18 hours ago

          Works for me on Win 10, Win 11, Firefox, DDG.

          Probably somet=ing gone very wrong with the video drivers.

  • dmead 7 hours ago

    Is this the same author as goontower?

  • eightturn 19 hours ago

    there's even a HN img reference

  • underlipton 13 hours ago

    What did they do to Muzzy?!

  • mariopt 12 hours ago

    The artwork looks amazing, is it AI/ComfyUI?

  • xfour 19 hours ago

    What did I just click on? Love the no context drop in with 37 points and no comments.

    That being said whatever this is… something