40 points | by pseudolus 2 hours ago ago
4 comments
Immediately had to think of Baron von Münchausen pulling himself out of a swamp by his own hair https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchhausen_trilemma
So hair grows by pulling itself upward? Perfect. I’m just going to stand under a ceiling fan and wait for my hair to pull itself back onto my bald spots. Science has finally given me a plan.
No no no.
You need either leeches. Or remoras. Or Trumpists.
Put some mustard on your head and let a cow lick it dry... The pull will grow hair and the cow tongue will cleanse your aura.
Immediately had to think of Baron von Münchausen pulling himself out of a swamp by his own hair https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchhausen_trilemma
So hair grows by pulling itself upward? Perfect. I’m just going to stand under a ceiling fan and wait for my hair to pull itself back onto my bald spots. Science has finally given me a plan.
No no no.
You need either leeches. Or remoras. Or Trumpists.
Put some mustard on your head and let a cow lick it dry... The pull will grow hair and the cow tongue will cleanse your aura.