Be Like Clippy

(be-clippy.com)

33 points | by Aloha an hour ago ago

15 comments

  • NietTim 12 minutes ago

    Clippy was never open source or "good" in any way, it not selling your data was a result of its time, not a conscious choice by its creators. The entire forced clippy "movement" is incredibly poorly thought out

  • hfsh 16 minutes ago

    This clippy white-washing is annoying as hell. Just like clipppy was.

  • SteveJS 5 minutes ago

    My grandmother loved clippy.

    Melinda French Gates back when she was Melinda French had a part in Clippy.

    “Melinda French (then the fiancée of Bill Gates) was the project manager of Microsoft Bob”

    Microsoft Bob is where Clippy was born.

    Reference: https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-life-death-mic...

  • lillecarl 9 minutes ago

    Be like clippy, entirely useless and annoying?

  • ghm2180 6 minutes ago

    A most forward thinking Bayesian network consumer product ever.

  • 0xbadcafebee 7 minutes ago

    [delayed]

  • bxguff 6 minutes ago

    you're gonna make a microsoft mascot the face of not stealing your data? I like louis rossman but this is half baked at best.

  • yosito 7 minutes ago

    Clippy was Microsoft was absolutely DO sell your data.

  • balamatom 15 minutes ago

    >"Clippy didn’t sell your data. Clippy didn’t hold your data hostage. Clippy was there to help you."

    Clippy was there to demonstrate to you that it's now the computer "who" is in control.

  • windowshopping 15 minutes ago

    Literally everyone hated Clippy. It was an absolute mockery of a useful assistant or feature, and at the time everyone detested Microsoft. I think this post is satire.

    • o11c 8 minutes ago

      Clippy really ... wasn't bad? It mostly stayed out of your way, occasionally showed a button to perform a useful task, and could interact with the help system without having to click through 3 menus.

      It wasn't a panacea but it was at least positive-value, unlike most current AI.

    • rijoja 8 minutes ago

      yes obviously it's clippy because everyone hated clippy that is the point

      the idea is that when your CEO goes on slack or teams or whatever and see 100 clippies they'll be "oh wow, nobody likes how we earn our dollar."

      or the very least people who are concerned about surveillance will know who is on their team!

      so just do it

      I'm serious

  • cowsandmilk 17 minutes ago

    What makes them think they can license Clippy out under the GPL?

    • hyperhello 15 minutes ago

      Parody should be protected. But what makes it parody?