A Washing Machine for Human Beings, from 1970

(core77.com)

37 points | by surprisetalk 4 hours ago ago

20 comments

  • jandrese an hour ago

    > After five minutes of that, the machine would then fill the chamber with hot water for a three-minute ultrasonic bath. This was followed by a two-minute hot rinse cycle. Next, the chamber would drain and the user was blasted with warm air to dry off. They were additionally exposed to both infrared and ultraviolet light to kill germs. All in all, it was a 15-minute cycle.

    It's apparently also a tanning booth.

    15 minutes means it takes about 3 times longer than a shower, and it doesn't seem to do your hair.

  • wyclif 37 minutes ago

    Before I clicked through, I was hoping this was going to be about right-to-repair washing machines for clothing.

  • freediver an hour ago

    Truly remarkable creative thinking in a way that does not exist today. This was a year after humans landed on the Moon, and I can understand the inspiration that drove the 70s.

    • markus_zhang an hour ago

      Reminds me the early periods of personal computers.

  • seeknotfind 2 hours ago

    As someone reading this while taking a shower, I'm questioning how this could be redesigned to work today. How are you supposed to use your phone if your head is sticking out?

  • Animats an hour ago

    Reminds me of my high school, where the gym showers were a car-wash arrangement, a corridor of sprays through which all the guys were herded nude after gym class.

  • Brajeshwar an hour ago

    This should have multiple stepper sizes, and I will use the kids' settings regularly for my kids. Yes, I know the security concerns, and I will watch them, talk to them, or read a book while they are being washed.

  • latkin an hour ago

    It's the robot bath from Roujin Z, but in real life

    https://youtu.be/X5i0JU_NsZU?t=464

  • SoftTalker 2 hours ago

    How many hundreds of gallons of water for a bath, then? I didn't see that in the story.

    • do_not_redeem 2 hours ago

      If it works anything like a modern dishwasher, it would use less water than a normal bath or shower.

      • SoftTalker 38 minutes ago

        It looks like it completely fills and drains that big chamber at least a couple of times. If it were just a sprayer mechanism yeah that could be somewhat water-efficient.

      • iancmceachern an hour ago

        But if it worked that way (using a small amount of water over and over to clean) would be gross and unsanitary in this case. One could filter it but that costs a lot of energy and changing a filter weekly on your shower pod would not be very green.

  • aitchnyu an hour ago

    What does the ultrasound do?

    • gregschlom an hour ago

      On solid objects at least (like jewelry) it dislodges particles of grime / dirt. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultrasonic_cleaning. No idea if this also works on soft tissue.

      Edit: the Wikipedia page above says "the ultrasonic action is relatively benign to living tissue but can cause discomfort and skin irritation.". So maybe it was just a gimmick. Ultrasound cleaning was fairly new at the time, so maybe it sounded modern.

  • thestuntman 2 hours ago

    we used to be a proper country

  • drivingmenuts 2 hours ago

    I can see why this didn't catch on, but on the other hand, I kinda want one.