The Onion buys Infowars

(nytimes.com)

1232 points | by coloneltcb 8 hours ago ago

605 comments

  • jsheard 8 hours ago
    • tgv 8 hours ago

      Wonderful news. I'm glad their CEO recognizes the great value of CEOs. My only worry is that this acquisition makes Global Tetraeder so large that it attracts the attention of those pesky EU bureaucrats, who will want to split it up into multiple imperfect solids.

      • jsheard 7 hours ago

        They'd better think twice as long as Ted Kaczynski remains on The Onions editorial board[1], he also knows a few things about splitting things into multiple solids.

        [1] https://i.imgur.com/iNDpZt2.png

        • loopdoend 6 hours ago

          Didn't he die in jail last year?

          • ceejayoz 6 hours ago

            I rather suspect that won't matter to The Onion.

          • jaggederest 5 hours ago

            I'm sure Zombie Kaczynski will have cogent contributions to make still.

            • tomcam 2 hours ago

              My next low budget horror film is going to be Zombie Kaczynski

            • dredmorbius 4 hours ago

              Positive ones, even!

          • PhasmaFelis 6 hours ago

            If T. Herman Zweibel didn't let corporeal death force him out of the Onion, why should Kaczynski?

          • shadowgovt 6 hours ago

            That's what they want us to think... Is what I'm pretty sure InfoWars would tell me.

          • yapyap 5 hours ago

            I mean would the Onion lie to us

      • arethuza 8 hours ago

        If Brexit taught me anything it was that the correct phrase is pesky unelected EU bureaucrats!

        • soco 8 hours ago

          Now if we want to get into dirty details, no bureaucrat is ever elected. You elect the representatives, and they nominate in turn whoever bureaucrats they feel comfy to work with. Or is this in the UK different?

          • maeln 7 hours ago

            > You elect the representatives, and they nominate in turn whoever bureaucrats they feel comfy to work with.

            This is not always the case, although I guess it depends how you define bureaucrats. As an example, in France, most of the administration is not nominated. You become a public worker through exam, and the representative usually have no power over your nomination, raises, etc. It does make sense in a lot of cases. For example, in a city, only the mayor and its advisers are elected, and they do not have any control over the administration of the city. But the administration cannot refuse to work with a specific mayor. If they do, they would need to be moved elsewhere, or simply be fired for not doing their job. On the other hand, they are also bound by the law, so they also act as a counter power to crazy mayor who wants to do illegal stuff. Meaning, if the mayor ask the administration to do something illegal, they can absolutely say no with no fear of repercussion for their job.

            It also makes sense for other counter-power office, where having the currently elected representatives being able to choose who control the office would go against its whole purpose.

            • wwweston 7 hours ago

              > I guess it depends how you define bureaucrats.

              “If Gondor, Boromir, has been a stalwart tower, [those who work at public bureaus] have played another part. Many evil things there are that your strong walls and bright swords do not stay. You know little of the lands beyond your bounds. Peace and freedom, do you say? The North would have known them little but for us."

            • lucianbr 7 hours ago

              > You become a public worker through exam, and the representative usually have no power over your nomination, raises, etc.

              Who else would have power over "nomination, raises etc" of anyone, if not elected representatives? Other public workers? At this point would they not be a sovereign group distinct from France, untouchable by the french people?

              I guess the elected representatives have indirect power over everything in the end, if France is still a democracy. May be lots of layers of indirection, like the need to pass or change a law, but still.

              Who defines and administers the exam you mentioned? Other public representatives? Can they decide to pass their relatives?

              • rsynnott 6 hours ago

                > Who else would have power over "nomination, raises etc" of anyone, if not elected representatives? Other public workers?

                Yes, that's how the civil service works in most countries, more or less. The US is an outlier in that the executive appoints about 4,000 civil servants; most places don't work like that (even in the US; _most_ civil servants (about 2.8 million of them, federal) are hired, promoted, disciplined etc by other civil servants; the president doesn't sit in on every interview or anything.)

                > I guess the elected representatives have indirect power over everything in the end, if France is still a democracy.

                The elected representatives pass laws. The civil service implements them.

                Separately, at least in many countries, not sure about France, you have the concept of power devolved to the minister, where the legislature passes a law allowing the minister to make orders in certain restricted areas, a bit like a scope-limited version of US presidential executive orders.

                This occasionally has amusing repercussions if the original devolution legislation was insufficient or unconstitutional; for instance in Ireland nearly all drugs (morphine, heroin, cannabis and possibly cocaine remained illegal) were accidentally legalised for a day, when the supreme count found that the legislation used to enable the Minister for Justice to ban drugs was insufficient, thus legalising everything which had been banned since it was passed.

                • shagie 2 hours ago

                  > The US is an outlier in that the executive appoints about 4,000 civil servants; most places don't work like that (even in the US; _most_ civil servants (about 2.8 million of them, federal) are hired, promoted, disciplined etc by other civil servants; the president doesn't sit in on every interview or anything.)

                  This is one of the concerning parts with the incoming administration.

                  https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/25/project-2025...

                  > Project 2025, which is backed by the rightwing Heritage Foundation thinktank, has proposed to “dismantle the administrative state”, while Trump’s official “Agenda 47” calls for “cleaning out the Deep State” and “on Day One” issuing an “executive order restoring the president’s authority to fire rogue bureaucrats”.

                  > That executive order would set up a system, known as Schedule F, that would revamp the federal bureaucracy so that far more jobs could be filled with political appointees rather than through traditional merit rules. Trump’s supporters say Schedule F would cover about 50,000 federal employees, but unions representing federal workers say it would cover many times that. Currently, approximately 4,000 federal positions are subject to presidential appointment. Trump’s allies are said to have compiled a list of 20,000 loyalists who could quickly move into federal jobs in a new Trump administration.

                  ---

                  That 4,000 is looking to become 20,000 and potentially increase up to 50,000 (and beyond depending how far reaching the reclassification is).

                  • lucianbr 2 hours ago

                    I suspect the coming administration would find a way to do the same thing even if it was in Germany or France. I suspect if the extreme right parties there ever win, they will find a way to achieve this too.

                    Best to be aware of this, not deceive ourselves that public servants are untouchable. Some people might get the idea that voting for a very bad politician would just send a message and not have much real effect, as the civil servants are the same and will do the same job and cannot be removed. They can. Even in Germany.

              • johannes1234321 6 hours ago

                > Who else would have power over "nomination, raises etc" of anyone, if not elected representatives?

                In many countries that is done based on laws describing career progression process.

                In Germany most administration workers are "career" folks, who study at the university of administration and then have a career paths, where levels at are relatively clearly described. Only heads of different authorities are "political" positions, which are nominated by ministers and can be fired/retired relatively easily but even those in most cases stay across administrations. Only ministers and their direct staff change.

                In some ministries there sometimes is the saying "we don't care who is minoster below us" but if a some minister with an agenda is appointed they still can be very effective.

                • lucianbr 6 hours ago

                  Seems like a pretty good system. Or who knows.

                  But since the law is written by elected representatives, to say that the representatives have no power in this case seems wrong, to me. That's all.

                  If the voters will vote for the "fire Joe" party 20 years in a row, I guarantee Joe the civil servant will eventually be fired, even in Germany, France, anywhere. Well, maybe not in China, but that's different. Anywhere where votes still matter. Solutions would be found, laws changed, exceptions provided, and so on.

                  • scott_w 2 hours ago

                    But now we’re in reducto ad absurdum territory because elected officials can pass laws to force private companies to fire specific employees, too. And before you say “constitution,” that can also be amended.

                    • lucianbr 2 hours ago

                      I have no clue what your point is. Reductio ad absurdum is a useful argument, not a logical fallacy.

                      > And before you say “constitution,”

                      I have zero idea why I would say "constitution" or anything really. My entire point is that nobody is beyond the reach of elected representatives, and that is by design and a good thing too.

                      • scott_w 15 minutes ago

                        > My entire point is that nobody is beyond the reach of elected representatives

                        That’s just stating the obvious.

                        > that is by design

                        No, it’s not. It’s just a fact of life that governments can control every aspect of a person’s life if it chooses. It’s always been this way and always will be.

                        This is why your statements are absurd.

                        When people refer to a civil service as being “apolitical” or “not politically appointed,” it’s obvious that they’re not referring to absurd cases like “a government can outlaw them from having a job.”

                        That’s why I said you’re reducing the argument to absurdity.

                  • Yeul 5 hours ago

                    Civil servants are a-political so why would you need to fire them? A civil servant carries out whatever law is enacted by the government. The bureaucracy is a tool and tools don't have a will.

                    • scott_w 13 minutes ago

                      I don’t think this is strictly true. There are documented cases where, for better or worse, apolitical civil servants undermined politicians. Rory Stewart’s book has some great examples.

                    • jowea 4 hours ago

                      > Civil servants are a-political so why would you need to fire them?

                      Have you watched the British documentary series "Yes, Minister"?

                      • exe34 2 hours ago

                        you mistake lethargy for strategy!

                    • gbacon 2 hours ago

                      This ignores the self-interest of civil servants, which they most definitely have and is the basis for public choice theory.

                      Building upon economic theory, public choice has a few core tenets. One is that no decision is made by an aggregate whole. Rather, decisions are made by combined individual choices. A second is the use of markets in the political system. A third is the self-interested nature of everyone in a political system.

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_choice

                    • lucianbr 2 hours ago

                      > The bureaucracy is a tool and tools don't have a will.

                      As if it's not made of humans. This view is in grave error. Nobody is perfectly rational, nobody is beyond bias or subjectivty, nobody is beyond human emotions.

                    • BurningFrog 3 hours ago

                      Like any other worker, they should be fired when they don't do their job well enough.

                      Civil servants are people like you and me, and have as strong will as anyone.

                  • johannes1234321 2 hours ago

                    There are two factors: One is that the Constitution disallows laws for a special case. Thus a "fire joe law" may not exist (without Change to constitution)

                    However: Yes, who you vote for impacts government. If you vote for a party which sets priority in building bike sheds, the authorities will move staff to the required departments, while Joe remains in the department nobody cares about anymore and thus can't meet the promotion goals. (While he will still receive the regular raise for the job level he is in) And if one truly wants to get rid of Joe there certainly is a way to find a reason for demoting him ..

                    But it's way different from the American system which sweeps thousand of jobs, according to [1] about 4,000 jobs directly, where then many of those bring in their assistant, advisor etc.

                    [1] https://presidentialtransition.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/...

                    • lucianbr 2 hours ago

                      Yeah, I get it's different. Not saying it's the same. Just don't give me the absolute "civil servants are untouchable by politicians". It would be bad if they really were untouchable.

                      • johannes1234321 an hour ago

                        I never stated that. But there is a notable cultural difference between Europe and US.

                        This goes also further: Many offices which are elected in the US are appointed in Europe (I'm not aware of a European country where population elects state/district attorneys, sheriffs, judges, school boards, etc)

              • maeln 6 hours ago

                You are not wrong. Exam, raises, lateral and vertical move are decided (in most case) by:

                1. The law. For example, public worker salary's are explicitly defined on a public grid, which depends on several factor (exact position, how long you have been in the job, the national public worker salary index, ...).

                2. Their boss / future boss. Promotion it partly a matter of law, but also partly at the discretion of your boss. Same for a lateral move. If a position open, and you are qualified to fill it, you have to have interview just like a normal job offer.

                There is a bunch a caveat and details, but that's the gist of it. So, technically, representative do have power over this. Some representatives can change the law, and some are technically more or less the boss of the top officer at some administration. But it still make a lot of things difficult if not impossible. A mayor cannot change national law, only Deputé of the national assembly can, so he has no power over the salary of his administration. He also has no power to fire someone from the local administration unless he can prove that they did something that the law consider a fireable offense. The same would go for a minister.

                Of course, in effect, they do yield a lot of influence. While public worker are very, very rarely fired, they can be moved to another position, which is easier to do and what usually happen when someone powerful want them gone without having the actual power to do so directly.

            • jorvi 7 hours ago

              Meanwile, Macron chooses to ignore a left victory, then refuses to accept their prime minister and instead co-opts the election to instant the same center-right government that was broken up a few months prior. :+)

              • kergonath 5 hours ago

                Now, to be fair that is partly the result of the left-wing coalition imploding (as usual… sigh) and being generally unwilling to compromise. It turns out that when you don’t have a majority, being the biggest party does not matter that much if you are unpleasant enough to make the other parties rally against you. Yes, I am bitter.

                • shagie 3 hours ago

                  If you can find a copy of the game Koalition ( https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/303/koalition ) it has some of the fun of European politics in it.

                  > 60 politicians of all colors stand for election in the 15 countries of the European Union: unimaginable benefits and positions of influence await their power brokers, for it is these Machiavellian lobbyists and self-appointed “leaders“ who hold the real power in the palms of their hands.

                  And from the rules:

                  > The player with the most total votes played in a given party is the party representative. If a player has two cards in the same party, their value is added. If two or more players have the same vote total in a party, the one with the highest single card is the party representative. Remember that a doubler card, if played, will always be considered the highest card. Also, note that it is possible for one player to control two parties.

                  > If Gaudino is played in a party in competition with another politician valued 7 in that party, he is considered to be the higher card.

                  > The green-leaf party is a special case. If two players tie for total value in green cards, it is possible that they will still tie for highest single card value. In that case, the two players are given thirty seconds to agree on who will be the green representative. If they do not agree in that time, each player with green cards may negotiate separately.

            • ruthmarx 5 hours ago

              > For example, in a city, only the mayor and its advisers are elected, and they do not have any control over the administration of the city. But the administration cannot refuse to work with a specific mayor.

              The mayor can still dictate policy and the administration have to implement it if it is not illegal, right?

          • vidarh 7 hours ago

            Yes, but that is not the point. The point is it was a favorite attack point used by Brexit supporters. A whole lot of the accusations against the EU applied just as much - sometimes much more - to the UK itself.

            • notahacker 5 hours ago

              We have people who frothed at the mouth over the role played by unelected bureaucrats now frothing at the mouth at proposals to remove the last hereditary Lords from our legislature...

              (in fairness, those people tend to hate the Civil Service in the UK too. And they're elected hereditary Lords, albeit via a franchise consisting entirely of other hereditary Lords)

            • kergonath 5 hours ago

              Indeed. That pattern was obvious even before the referendum. The UK is know for its strong civil servant body that can keep the ship afloat when the old chaps in the government have no clue which way is up. And its first past the post system. It is admirable on a lot of levels but certainly not any more democratic than the EU.

            • data_maan 5 hours ago

              This!

          • ben_w 5 hours ago

            > Or is this in the UK different?

            A bit; mostly as you say, but also it's a kingdom and has the House of Lords whose seats are partially heritable, partially religious appointments from the state religion with the monarch at the top, in addition to those appointed by the elected government.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lords_Spiritual

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lords_Temporal

            • graemep 4 hours ago

              > partially religious appointments from the state religion

              There are also, in practice, a number of other religious appointments made to provide other religious groups with representation.

              > in addition to those appointed by the elected government.

              Those are the most problematic IMO. Businesspeople (because the rich do not have enough influence on politics and cannot get their voice heard?), and former politicians.

              I think how it works is nicely summarised by the fact that at least one of the founders of an ecommerce website (lastminute.com) is a peer but no-one like (for example) Tim Berners-Lee is.

          • andrepd 5 hours ago

            The EU is governed by the European Commission, which is not elected. Say what you will about reactionary British conservatives, the fact remains that the EU is not a particularly democratic organisation.

            • shafyy 5 hours ago

              The Bundesrat in Switzerland is also not elected directly by the people, it's elected by Congress. The Bundeskanzler in Germany are not also not elected directly by the people, they are elected by Congress.

            • data_maan 5 hours ago

              How is that true, if the body that nominates the European Commission _is_ elected??

              By the same argument you could say UK or US or any other solidly democratic is not democratic, because some commission or organisation is not directly, by the people, elected.

              (If you go for the direct election argument, the UK fares pretty badly BTW.)

              • mike_hearn 2 hours ago

                The body that nominates the Commission isn't elected.

                In theory the Commission is mostly made up of civil servants who answer to commissioners, who are themselves nominated by each country's own government or civil service. Each commissioner has one area of responsibility only, and they answer to the head of the Commission who is their boss. So someone in the UK votes for a politician, who votes for a party leader, who appoints some ministers, and those ministers may or may not have much of a say in whoever gets nominated to be a commissioner - one of many. But there is at least a path there, even if long and indirect and the person your vote ends up influencing doesn't do anything important to your country or needs.

                In practice it doesn't actually work that way. In practice, the head of the Commission has veto power over the nominations. They aren't supposed to according to the treaties but the treaties are ignored. This means that in reality it's the head of the Commission who picks the Commissioners, because they can just reject anyone who isn't sufficiently aligned with their own agenda.

                So that leaves the question of how the head of the Commission is picked. Once again there is theory and practice. In theory, it's a decision of the heads of each state that they take together to select some candidates, and the Parliament then gets to vote for their preferred candidate. In practice ... nobody knows how the head is picked. Ursula von der Leyen was recently re-appointed despite being plagued by scandals and having a long career of failing upwards. Parliament was sidelined by giving them a voting list with only one candidate on it (her). Seek out an explanation of how she got this job and you won't find one because:

                1. The heads of state don't talk about how they decide as a group. Is it a vote? Some sort of horse trading? Do they take it in turns? Are they even all able to take part? Nobody knows.

                2. There's no record of which country voted for who, or why.

                3. The process by which someone even becomes a candidate is unclear.

                4. Because no head of state has any control over who gets onto the candidate list, they never talk on the campaign trail about how they will "vote" (assuming that's how it works) for who runs the EU.

                In other words, the process is entirely secret. The potential for corruption is unlimited.

                So when critics say the EU Commission is a bunch of unelected bureaucrats, they are right and those who argue otherwise here on HN are wrong. People who got their jobs via a process so opaque and indirect that how it functions can't be explained, not even in principle, cannot claim to be democratically selected.

            • arethuza 5 hours ago

              The members of the Commission are appointed by the governments of the member states which are elected?

              • gpderetta 4 hours ago

                Not in all EU members; in parliamentary republics (as opposed to presidential republics) governments are not typically elected.

                That's also the case in the UK.

          • medo-bear 4 hours ago

            Yeah but the EU ones are very powerful

        • rob74 7 hours ago

          Beware the EU deep (super)state! But don't fear, it's no match for our shallow catchphrases!

          • arethuza 7 hours ago

            "Deep supranational political and economic union" really doesn't have the same ring to it.

            • bryanrasmussen 5 hours ago

              Deep Economic Supranational Political Association Integrating Regions would be catchy.

        • data_maan 5 hours ago

          Newsflash: the Pentagon has literally _millions_ of bureaucrats.

          None elected.

          Unelected people are tasked with defending the free world. how about that?

      • diggan 7 hours ago

        > My only worry is that this acquisition makes Global Tetraeder so large that it attracts the attention of those pesky EU bureaucrats, who will want to split it up into multiple imperfect solids.

        Based on what previous in-real-life examples is this a realistic worry? AFAIK, "EU bureaucrats" haven't broken up a single US-based company before so seems like a weird thing to be worried about.

        • criddell 6 hours ago

          Are you really criticizing The Onion's fact-checking?

          Can you spot any problems with their plan for the supplement inventory?

          > we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal

          • notatoad 4 hours ago

            >Can you spot any problems with their plan for the supplement inventory?

            as a regular reader of infowars and a happy customer of their supplements, i cannot see any flaw in that logic and can only hope that i, a successful business executive, will be the person they choose to give immortality to.

          • BizarroLand 4 hours ago

            I was a worker on that project. A crumb of the omnivitamin fell off and touched my right hand and now that hand doesn't age anymore like Bruce Willis's hands in Death Becomes Her

            • Kye 4 hours ago

              More like Death Becrumbs Her

        • arethuza 7 hours ago

          Sorry, we're being critical of the EU - logic doesn't apply!

        • jantissler 6 hours ago

          It almost feels like a joke to be honest!

        • 98codes 5 hours ago

          > Based on what previous in-real-life examples is this a realistic worry

          My interpretation is that the post you replied to was 100% satire.

      • nyanpasu64 3 hours ago

        Well a tetrahedron can be split into four tetrahedra and an octahedron...

      • tootie 6 hours ago

        The actual CEO, Ben Collins, has been running The Onion for a short while and his background was as a reporter for NBC. He covered a lot of internet topics very, very well (IMO).

      • pennybanks 3 hours ago

        dont get it twisted. this is a business move lol.

    • mooreds 6 hours ago

      "Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice."

      Glorious.

      • brabel 5 hours ago

        That part hurt a little bit, recently had to start looking at family just like this.

    • sed_zeppelin 7 hours ago

      On a whim, I decided to peek at the InfoWars homepage. At this moment, I cannot determine which of the headlines are genuine InfoWars content and which are the product of Onion writers. (I assume it's genuine due to the recency of the sale closing?)

      • Macha 7 hours ago

        It looks like it's down now?

      • joezydeco 6 hours ago

        This seems like an incredible opportunity to see if it's possible to reprogram InfoWars readers away from the hate and the conspiracy theories.

        It would be a massive undertaking but wouldn't it be funny if the savior of modern media turned out to be a student newspaper from Madison, Wisconsin?

        • AI_beffr 12 minutes ago

          what is the difference, really, between the way the word "hate" is used now and the they the word "sin" was used 200 years ago?

        • ceejayoz 6 hours ago

          > This seems like an incredible opportunity to see if it's possible to reprogram InfoWars readers away from the hate and the conspiracy theories.

          Not a chance; they just flee to other outlets. Even Fox News saw huge numbers of people jump to NewsMax and OANN and whatnot.

          • joezydeco 6 hours ago

            The trick is to do it without the readers noticing.

            • cogman10 5 hours ago

              Not terribly hard as Info warriors aren't known for being detail oriented. Credulity is somewhat of a requirement to be sincere.

    • mtmail 8 hours ago

      Reading the article didn't give me any confidence it's actually real/true. Which could be seen as a compliment.

    • AdamN 7 hours ago

      Alex Jones using Twitter/X is on-brand.

      • ixtli 7 hours ago

        I hadn't realized how hilarious this is until now

      • bbor 7 hours ago

        Of course, Tim Onion is primarily on Bluesky, other than to occasionally rile up Musk

      • dionian 7 hours ago

        I don't understand your point

        • sjsdaiuasgdia 5 hours ago

          Since Musk's acquisition of Twitter, it has increasingly become a right wing echo chamber and place to promote conspiracy theories. And Alex Jones' InfoWars and Elon Musk's Twitter are both likely to show you advertisements for supplements of dubious effectiveness and other generally scammy products.

          So yeah, Jones fits right in there.

          • wyager 3 hours ago

            So on the one hand you had Twitter, where the impression you would have had in the first few days of November is that Trump was probably going to win the election.

            On the other hand you had most other platforms like Reddit, with relatively heavy-handed moderation, where the impression you would have had in the first few days of November is that Trump was probably going to lose the election.

            So when you want to make a prior judgement on an extremely consequential outcome, which a posteriori was not even close, and one information ecosystem gives you the right answer, and most of the other information ecosystems give you the wrong answer, which information ecosystems do you classify as "echo chambers"?

            It's possible that this was just a fluke, but it should certainly make you update your priors on which ecosystems provide a more representative sample of base reality.

            • bandyaboot 3 hours ago

              If I confidently declare ahead of time the result of a coin flip, I may turn out to be correct, but my confidence was still unjustified. And furthermore, my getting it right would not necessitate a “fluke”.

              I’m on Reddit a fair bit and while it’s difficult to know the overall biases of the greater community based on what I see individually, I don’t have a lot of trouble believing that there was a bias toward a particular desired result. But, I honestly didn’t see much in the way of a bias one way or the other in the expected result. I mostly saw a lot of anxiety over not knowing what result to expect.

              • lazyeye 2 hours ago

                Elections are not remotely a "coin flip" though?

                • jkubicek an hour ago

                  Well sure, but the predicting the results of this particular election was very much a coin flip.

                  • lazyeye 21 minutes ago

                    I disagree. The media makes it seem like a coin flip, but the prediction markets where people are focused on making money was accurate. This is compared to the media who are more interested in pushing lies and ideology.

            • tailrecursion an hour ago

              One of the two echo chambers was bound to be correct in terms of vote counting.

            • cmdli 2 hours ago

              Given the large amount of information that Twitter claimed that turned out to be false, one correct claim doesn't really change much. It goes from around 0/1000 correct to 1/1001 correct. Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.

          • tailrecursion an hour ago

            I take it that left wingers feel that "community notes" isn't effective or sufficient to combat right wing beliefs that are wrong?

            The people on the right seem satisfied for now that they can "combat misinformation with more information". (That's a misquote by the way, I believe he said better information, not more. On second thought, he may have said it both ways.)

            Has anyone discussed why the right believes this can work, and the left doesn't?

            • maxerickson 30 minutes ago

              The problem isn't "beliefs that are wrong", the problem is that it's Calvinball.

              Say something happened, they'll say you don't have proof.

              Show proof that it happened, they'll say it isn't a big deal.

              Demonstrate a negative consequence, they'll say it's an isolated incident.

              Show that it happens a lot, they'll say the victims deserve it.

              And so on. Of course I don't have any proof.

            • Sohcahtoa82 36 minutes ago

              Bullshit Asymmetry Principle[0] always applies.

              By the time Community Notes has appeared, tens or even hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of people will have seen the misinformation.

              Even once Community Notes have appeared, many won't read them.

              [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit_asymmetry_principle

          • wordofx 4 hours ago

            It really hasn’t.

            • sjsdaiuasgdia 4 hours ago

              My experience disagrees with yours, I suppose.

              To me, as a casual user of the platform, that has been the trend. I've been visiting less because of it.

            • bbor 3 hours ago

              https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65246394

                there are both in-depth studies and anecdotal evidence that suggest hate speech has been growing under Mr Musk's tenure.
              
              https://www.socialmediatoday.com/news/data-shows-x-suspendin...

                Data Shows X Is Suspending Far Fewer Users for Hate Speech 
              
              And, finally: Alex Jones was unbanned. That alone is proof of rising support for hate speech. He's literally been proven to be a lying provocateur in court, it doesn't get much clearer than that
      • pipeline_peak 7 hours ago

        > Twitter/X

        Why not call it one or the other?

        • GJim 6 hours ago

          I believe Xitter (pronounced 'shitter') is the preferred satirical term, and one that many deem to be an accurate portrayal of the sites user experience since it was taken over by Mr Musk.

          • cheema33 3 hours ago

            Xitter is my favorite!

        • chairmansteve 7 hours ago

          Call it Twitter. Everyone knows what you mean, and it annoys Elon.

          • seanw444 6 hours ago

            I'm not even your average Elon hater, and I still think X is a stupid name. Dude should've just kept the name and brand that everyone knows already.

            • slt2021 5 hours ago

              old good ole Twitter was when your feed was only those you followed.

              new X is when your feed what Elon wants you to see and react to.

              • dmonitor 23 minutes ago

                Twitter stopped doing the "follower feed" thing for years before Elon bought the website. The propaganda has gotten much worse, but let's not pretend Twitter wasn't widely considered the worst website on the face of the planet (except Facebook) even before Elon took over

              • Sohcahtoa82 27 minutes ago

                This is misleading.

                At the top of the feed, there are two tabs: "For you" and "Following". If you select "Following", then you only see people you follow.

              • pohl 3 hours ago

                I was pleasantly surprised to discover that Bluesky behaves like the Twitter of yore where you see only who you follow.

            • jowea 4 hours ago

              Elon just likes X. I feel he bought the entire site in part due to ego. And it was part of the "everything app" branding too IIRC.

              • seanw444 3 hours ago

                I guess the "everything app" aspect would make sense for a rebrand. But that aspect feels nowhere close to reality yet, so it still seems to odd to me.

          • ianburrell an hour ago

            I think the product should be called Twitter and the company called X. Sort of like Facebook/Meta. Which is what Musk should have done from the beginning, but we can fix it for him.

          • dspillett 5 hours ago

            Or "Twitter, the site desperately trying to be know as X".

            • hedora 4 hours ago

              My favorite so far is: “The platform [Elon Musk] wants you to call “X” for his own sexual gratification”. It’s admittedly too wordy though.

              https://www.cahsuesmusk.com/

          • teddyh 2 hours ago

            I heard that deadnaming is uncool.

          • recursive 3 hours ago

            Call it X. Everyone knows what you mean and it really stirs shit up with people who are emotionally attached to the old brand name.

        • paulryanrogers 3 hours ago

          Maximum clarity

    • glonq 5 hours ago

      Wow, crazy to watch all the bootlickers and nutters in his feed who are angry about this.

      • QuercusMax 5 hours ago

        They're all "verified" (paid) accounts too, which is why Twitter is such a cesspool. They sort paid accounts to the top.

      • pacomerh 2 hours ago

        right, I was reading their comments, I cannot believe it. But hey, if you view the world like that, guys like Alex will always prosper and have a crowd.

    • chvid 7 hours ago

      I guess this is about the domain name infowars.com which belongs to a bankrupt company.

      Alex Jones is such a big name and has other channels (x.com, Joe Rogan etc.) that he can easily build a similar site/business under a new domain name.

      Perhaps The Onion should ask - who gets most promotion of this?

      • plorg 7 hours ago

        The auction included all of the InfoWars and several associated corporations' assets, including the studio and the supplements business. At one point the settlement administrator was trying to get Alex's Twitter handle.

        I believe he's been doing some half-ass scheming to create essentially the same company but in his parents' name, and I doubt he has a problem getting listeners back.

        • ackbar03 7 hours ago

          ... Infowars had a supplements business?

          • yincrash 6 hours ago

            From the statement -

            | As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

          • barryrandall 6 hours ago

            On the internet, telling people what they want to hear will always attract an audience. If the audience is larger than a thousand or so people, then you can make money by leveraging your audience's trust in you to sell them supplements, cash for gold schemes, boxed mattresses, meal delivery kits, or VPNs.

            • grahamj 5 hours ago

              nfts, crypto, low poly trucks etc.

              • SahAssar an hour ago

                > low poly trucks

                My lego builds from when I was 5 were a scam?

          • vundercind an hour ago

            The ads on some information-channels carry a lot of information about the audience, and so, about the channel.

            Some are dominated by reverse mortgages, supplements, buy-gold ads, Franklin “mint”, and, if online, crypto scams.

            This happens to be a convenient way to quickly tell when you’re headed deep into a particular part of Bullshit Country.

            [edit] point is I find it unsurprising they had a supplement business. It’s probably the easiest of the above to break into.

          • moomin 5 hours ago

            InfoWars was a supplements business. The political stuff was just a funnel to sell the supplements, where the real money was made.

          • Hikikomori 7 hours ago

            Its how they made most of their money.

          • spacechild1 3 hours ago

            I didn't know that either. That's absolutely hilarious! This could be straight out of a South Park episode.

          • ptek an hour ago

            >... Infowars had a supplements business? Yeah check out an advert for CAVEMAN. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8 . I used to like Infowars 10+ years ago (I'm from New Zealand) when the site was a news aggregate site so you could read the sources. Now that it is him just talking I don't visit the site that often. I remember walking around in a small township in Norway (just under 10,000 people) and seeing a Infowars sticker on a road light. So yeah he used to have massive reach, I don't know if he still does.

          • Hamuko 6 hours ago

            Infowars is basically only a vehicle to sell supplements and other various crap.

            • seanp2k2 5 hours ago

              Not dissimilar to Fox News or any other media company where the main purpose of the content is to get people to stay for the ads. Turns out rage-baiting works extremely well for driving engagement among certain groups.

              • cogman10 5 hours ago

                The trick that Jones has perfected is the ad pivot. When you watch most media, the line between content and ad is generally pretty clear. With jones, it was often very blurry. Like, he does do regular ads, but he'll also be ranting about globalists for 10 minutes and then drop in something like "They want to destroy your mind which is why you need our deep earth iodine crystals and sea algae which is proven to stop globalist mind control."

                He does it pretty much out of habit. He literally did an ad pivot while on the stand in his court cases.

                • Applejinx 2 hours ago

                  The literal only way the Onion could mock this man was with… reality.

              • autoexec 5 hours ago

                Fox news is pushing an agenda first and foremost. The ad money was just a bonus. Rupert Murdoch didn't need the ad money. Just like with Sky News he was more interested in the "reasons of prestige and politics for keeping it" than the profits.

            • philjohn 6 hours ago

              That allegedly had elevated levels of lead.

              Which, you know what, tracks.

          • frankhorrigan 6 hours ago

            Infowars is a supplements business. It’s grifts all the way down.

            • seanp2k2 5 hours ago

              Anyone ever wonder why there are very few far-right comedians?

              • ben_w 5 hours ago

                What do you mean, is Washington DC not a comedy circuit? /jk

              • labster 2 hours ago

                They exist, though few in number. They’re the ones loudly complaining that you can’t tell a (racist) “joke” any more.

              • cogman10 5 hours ago

                It's because they all identify as comedians.

                (Yes, this is the one rightwing joke).

              • kevin_thibedeau 4 hours ago

                You need to be self-reflective enough to laugh at your own BS. Monomaniacs spouting out their grievances don't make for the best laughs.

          • renewiltord 6 hours ago

            Most of these things are DTC operations and usually for supplements since they are relatively unregulated. Turning viewership into money is usually done through ads but these guys are fairly toxic to most advertisers.

            Supplements are a good alternative for podcasters. They’re like merch is for musicians etc. but usually run as a recurring revenue stream.

            Scratch the surface of any of these people and you’ll find they are like this: huberman, Bryan Johnson, they’ll all have a DTC business.

            • jameshart 4 hours ago

              There is a reason the archetypal scam artist is referred to as a ‘snake oil salesman’.

          • adgjlsfhk1 5 hours ago

            Infowars was a supplements business. their business model was to brainwash people with conspiracy theories and sell supplements that solve the problems they made up

          • bbor 7 hours ago

            Oh man, you're in for a treat. Look up some videos on youtube, the classic being John Oliver's 2017 piece; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGq6cjcc3Q . He's adjacent to the newly mainstream right, yes, but he's been around for a long time as a more radical+fringe actor, and has all the baggage that goes along with that. A good portion (most?) of his money was made from selling vaguely anti-GMO and pro-masculinity products sold with a heavy dose of "big pharma doesn't want you to know this one trick".

            They ranged from insane horse bone dust stuff to plain overpriced vitamins; https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/charliewarzel/we-sent-a...

            • Hikikomori 6 hours ago

              And the Knowledge Fight podcast if you really, really wanna get into it. Almost 1000 episodes now. https://knowledgefight.com

              Behind the bastards also has a few that are good summaries if you want something shorter, with the Knowledge Fight guys as guests.

              • kristopolous 6 hours ago

                Whatever episode they're making right now is going to be great.

          • sofixa 6 hours ago

            Of course, it's random nonsense peddling, how else would it fund itself other than via a obvious grift? If you're gullible enough to watch Alex Jones and believe him, you're gullible enough to buy snake oil to increase your penis.

            • grahamj 5 hours ago

              Snake oil will increase my penis? Where do I sign up?!

      • sgt101 7 hours ago

        I think it's all the assets of the website.

        I believe that the current state of play is that Jones has to pay $1.1bn damages even post bankruptcy so maybe any future successes will lead to money for the Sandyhook families. I certainly hope so.

        Ironically he may live longer to earn more for them - he'll never be able to afford a cigar again.

        • grahamj 5 hours ago

          Wait am I understanding this right?

          - Collins buys InfoWars

          - Auction money ends up going to SH victims

          - SH victims have an anti-gun organization set up

          - This org enters into a long term ad deal with Collins

          - Some of the money therefore flows back to Collins, effectively helping with the auction buy

          • sgt101 2 hours ago

            That's what I guessed from the story - I suppose that there would be a lot of reticence about buying this site from a lot of corporate actors, but maybe there are a lot of crazy people who could have bought it if the price was right. So, this way it is for sure a "dead" property.

      • bilbo0s 7 hours ago

        Perhaps The Onion should ask - who gets most promotion of this?

        Well, we’re all talking about the onion. And I, personally, haven’t read onion content in a long, long while. So this kind of put them back on the radar for me.

        But I could be one of only a few people who fell out of onion readership?

        More likely is that they believe the next four years will provide them a lot of comedy fodder and they’re setting their pieces early. For them the election is likely to be pretty good for business.

        • notatoad 4 hours ago

          >I, personally, haven’t read onion content in a long, long while

          The onion was kind of dead for a while under various shitty owners, but was bought this year by Jeff Lawson of Twilio and is now being run by former NBC reporter Ben Collins. The new stuff since the acquisition has been a bit hit or miss, but at least they're trying again.

          • TremendousJudge 3 hours ago

            They have posted great news segment videos again

        • bmitc 6 hours ago

          While their stuff is brilliant at times, I don't actively seek it out because it leaves me pretty depressed and anxious. The parodies are almost indistinguishable from real events these days.

          • troyvit an hour ago

            I even felt that way reading The Onion's article about this and then listening to Alex Jones' rant on Xitter. They sounded like they came from the same writer.

          • shagie 6 hours ago

            Alas, "Onion Now: Focus" https://youtu.be/Bex5LyzbbBE

          • moate 6 hours ago

            They have become the embodiment of Poe's Law (or the world is such a hellscape that Poe's Law is just taken for granted now?)

      • bbor 7 hours ago

        Hmm NBC seems to imply that they purchased "Free Speech Systems", which is the parent company for the entire operation. Of course, who knows what they'll actually get other than the domain and copyrights -- Jones will just move all the physical assets into a storage unit/another office and dare them to complain, Guliani-style. Also, who knows if any of these stands for long, anyway; the cases are in state court (Connecticut and Texas) but what's stopping the president from issuing an executive order clearing them? Laws?

        Re: "who gets the most promotion", IDK I think it's definitely the new owner of the Onion. Personally speaking, I think we're past the "don't give them attention" stage of fascism, and "they were bought by a satire company" isn't exactly a better rallying cry than Jones has already been spouting during the entire litigation. Plus, I trust them;

          The anti-violence organization Everytown for Gun Safety said it will be the exclusive advertiser in The Onion’s new venture as part of a multiyear agreement. John Feinblatt, the group’s president, said in a statement that he hopes to “reach new audiences ready to hold the gun industry accountable for contributing to our nation’s gun violence epidemic.”
        
        https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/onion-wins-alex-jones-i...
        • cogman10 5 hours ago

          They are almost certainly going to sue for illegal enrichment. I'm certain that Jones will try and move assets and I'm sure he'll get caught doing that.

          It means Onion sues Jones will likely be in the headlines a fair bit.

          • ddoolin 4 hours ago

            He has been getting away with moving assets for months now.

      • rs999gti 5 hours ago

        > Alex Jones is such a big name and has other channels (x.com, Joe Rogan etc.) that he can easily build a similar site/business under a new domain name.

        Maybe but the judgement was for 1B USD. So any profits would probably be garnished away.

        Basically, lawfare was used to censor Alex Jones. I wonder if this is a case for the Supreme Court and First Amendment rights?

        • qingcharles 4 hours ago

          Lawfare? This is literally how defamation works.

          If someone said on the Internet said that rs999gti was a "tax-evading, pyramid-scheming, mullet-wearing, karaoke-ruining, ferret-hoarding, snake-oil-selling, cereal-with-water-eating, grammar-mangling, table-manner-less, engagement-ring-pawning, salad-dodging, traffic-cone-stealing, apology-dodger," and it wasn’t true, I think you’d probably like to sue them and take their money too.

          • rs999gti 4 hours ago

            > Lawfare?

            Yes the court's judgment is so high, 1B USD, that he cannot make money without it being garnished. How does he get back to work? I personally do not think anyone should lose their livelihood over speech, NOTE: I did not say free speech. What he did is reprehensible but not enough that he is basically black balled from making a living. Penalties yes, loss of livelihood no.

            • jpk 3 hours ago

              Having your wages garnished doesn't mean you starve to death. He's perfectly capable of making a living, supporting himself and his dependents, if any, but his ability to build wealth will be restricted. I don't know the particulars of this case, but generally:

              "The garnishment amount is limited to 25% of your disposable earnings for that week (what's left after mandatory deductions) or the amount by which your disposable earnings for that week exceed 30 times the federal minimum hourly wage, whichever is less."

              https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/if-wages-are-garnish...

            • kabdib an hour ago

              $1B is the amount it took to get him to stop. He could have stopped earlier, and had ample opportunity, but that was apparently his price.

            • gonzo 3 hours ago

              Alex is free to work at the local car wash.

          • jandrese an hour ago

            "Lawfare" is when people break the law and are actually prosecuted for it even though they are rich and right wing and think they laws don't apply to them.

            Alex Jones wasn't even subtle about it. He was getting judgements telling him to stop spouting blatant lies about victims of a mass shooting and he just doubled down on the lies. Repeatedly. The courts kept giving him more rope and he kept tying more nooses.

        • sophacles 4 hours ago

          Was it? The constitution lays out slander and libel as types of speech that can be censored. The trashy Jones then knowingly and maliciously lied about people for profit - aka libel and slander. Seems reasonable to take the money he made as well as punitive damages.

          How is censorship?

          • tptacek 4 hours ago

            The constitution lays out slander and libel as types of speech that can be censored

            I don't think defamation law is unconstitutional, but, no it doesn't.

            • labster 2 hours ago

              The US courts have ruled that there are time, place, and manner limits on freedom of speech.

              • tptacek 2 hours ago

                I don't think defamation law is unconstitutional.

          • rs999gti 4 hours ago

            > How is censorship?

            How does he make future money, you know for living?

            The judgement basically means the courts get to garnish his wages until the judgement is paid.

            Jones is a goof to me and I like seeing him rant and rave and wear foil hats. But I don't think anyone should have their livelihood taken from them by censorship of the courts. EDIT: remember all judgments and penalties cut both ways. Today Jones tomorrow someone you follow in the media.

            Lower the judgement to 1M USD (EDIT: or something reasonable) and let's move on.

            • triceratops 3 hours ago

              > Today Jones tomorrow someone you follow in the media

              Anyone who knowingly spreads lies about a person and causes them harm should face legal consequences.

            • egoisticalgoat 4 hours ago

              Not sure how it works in the US, but e.g. in germany only a certain portion of your wages go towards debts, they let you have a certain portion for yourself since you need it to live.

            • sophacles 3 hours ago

              His livelihood wasn't taken. His assets were taken because he did damages and has to pay for those damages.

              He can go get all sorts of jobs. Yeah his wages will be garnished, but that doesn't mean his whole paycheck - just the lesser of 25% of the paycheck or 30x minimum wage. He can make money and a living with that just fine. Same as I'd expect for anyone intentionally lying and hurting people for money - whether I "follow" them or not.

              Perhaps you should find some reputable sources for information, instead of relying on the proven liar to tell the truth about his situation?

              • rs999gti an hour ago

                > Perhaps you should find some reputable sources for information

                Did you read my post? Jones is a source of entertainment for me.

                Unlike most of the people who replied, I don't like cancel culture.

                • tptacek an hour ago

                  It's OK to have an unpopular opinion here, but not OK to cast aspersions on people who object to that opinion.

                • sophacles 7 minutes ago

                  Interesting position...

                  You dont like cancel culture, but support Jones - a person who is literally being discussed for encouraging his followers to shut down the people saying their kids were killed.

                  I mean the statements about crisis actors and whatnot were maliciously false, and pure slander. But to those who beleived them, Jones was advocating for them to be cancelled - that is they should be stopped from spreading lies and that they should be locked up and sent away.

                  Odd juxtaposition.

    • emchammer 2 hours ago

      I'm hoping that Department Head Rawlings and Jim Anchower will return as contributors. When did T. Herman Zweibel pass the reins to Bryce P. Tetraeder?

    • Maken 7 hours ago

      I like how he still tries to sell his merchandise until the very last moment.

      • plorg 6 hours ago

        He has for some time been telling his listeners to buy supplements from a new company set up in his father's name that is a thin cutout for the one ostensibly run by himself. It seems likely a good lawyer could pierce that corporate veil and go after the new company, but I don't know if that has happened.

        • Suppafly 5 hours ago

          > It seems likely a good lawyer could pierce that corporate veil and go after the new company, but I don't know if that has happened.

          He's spent the whole time since losing the lawsuit illegally shifting assets to his parents and they bankruptcy courts haven't seemed to be able to stop that.

          • Conscat 3 hours ago

            For what it's worth, a lawyer _did_ ask the presiding Judge Christopher Lopez to tell Alex Jones he definitely can't do that and solidify this in writing the terms of bankruptcy, and the judge simply refused to even try on the basis that everyone involved is an adult and ought to know better.

      • ryandrake 3 hours ago

        That and the defiance, conspiracies, deep state, freedom-fighter verbal diarrhea until the bitter end. You almost get the feeling that he actually believes it all.

    • thecosas 4 hours ago

      Truly a great piece of satirical writing on The Onion. Just one example:

      > With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal.

    • bityard 5 hours ago

      That is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time.

    • kristopolous 6 hours ago

      I like the twitter comments. They're already baking how it's part of the secret globalist plot.

      See also https://reddit.com/r/QAnonCasualties/ if you haven't yet.

    • reaperducer 7 hours ago

      they are shutting us down even without a court order this morning

      He seems surprised. I guess losing a multi-year court case, being fined $1,500,000,000.00 by a jury, and going through bankruptcy court wasn't enough of a warning?

      • delusional 5 hours ago

        Part of the MO of these outrage merchants is that they simultaneously claim that the government perpetrate the most vile acts (killing children, poisoning the water, false flag attacks) while also acting outraged and surprised that they'd do something as mundane as ignore a procedure.

      • wmoxam 5 hours ago

        It's a grifting method. Provoke outrage among the less informed and watch the money roll in

    • JKCalhoun 6 hours ago

      "They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon."

    • that_guy_iain 3 hours ago

      I saw the onion post and didnt really believe it.

    • xenospn 5 hours ago

      I’m cracking up

    • mvidal01 7 hours ago

      This is great!

    • rightbyte 8 hours ago

      Seems like the article is really gleeful. Somewhat ironic since The Onion could be brought down in the same way by defamation lawsuits.

      • lenerdenator 7 hours ago

        > Somewhat ironic since The Onion could be brought down in the same way by defamation lawsuits.

        Unlikely.

        It's worth remembering that Jones was never actually tried for defamation. He instead received a default judgment. In the US, both sides of a civil case have the right to a fair and speedy trial. If there's delays, you had better have a good reason for them and they need to fit the rules of procedure.

        Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems, more-or-less refused to participate in the trial. The Knowledge Fight podcast has some episodes dealing with the discovery and deposition process for the suits, with actual deposition audio. I'm not a lawyer but it was absolutely brutal to listen to how ill-prepared Jones, his employees, and his representatives were. They were submitting Wikipedia articles about false flags as evidence, had a comprehensive background check on one of the parents that was in FSS records that no one could seem to explain the presence of, and generally didn't comply with other discovery requests.

        The end result of this is that his life's work has been reduced to a satire and he is likely financially hobbled for the rest of his life.

        For The Onion to have the same fate, they would have to basically disregard every single common-sense rule regarding what you should do when you're sued.

        • vman81 7 hours ago

          Jones' lawyers at one point forwarded a full phone dump of Jones' phone by accident to opposing council. They of course notified Jones' lawyers immediately to ask if this was a mistake that they should delete/disregard, as was their right. Jones' lawyers promptly ignored this, or didn't understand what was going on, resulting it becoming fair game after X days had passed. This goody bag of text messages and pictures contradicted several points of Jones' defence regarding who he was communicating with and a bunch of incriminating evidence that wasn't produced during discovery. That was my understanding of that episode, I may have misunderstood parts of it. Oh, and they revealed this when Jones was on the stand, and it is available to view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC9RiRUF21A

          • shagie 6 hours ago

            Legal Eagle (among many others I suspect - that's just the channel I tend to follow for pop legal) did a breakdown of that clip explaining what was going on for the layperson: https://youtu.be/x-QcbOphxYs

          • krick 4 hours ago

            I wonder if attorneys have any liability at all. Granted, lawyers do not provide any guarantees, and I usually tend to be more forgiving of genuine fuckups, but this seems a bit too much. The very least you expect from a hired lawyer is not to single-handedly destroy all your defense.

            • triceratops 3 hours ago

              You can sue a lawyer for malpractice, same as a doctor. They even carry insurance for it.

        • lesuorac 5 hours ago

          Also worth remembering, the entire lawsuit wasn't about defamation.

          There were several claims about things such as Alex Jones paying individuals to call the plaintiffs 24/7 and other direct forms of harassment.

          Feel however you want about free speech but the lawsuit wasn't just Alex Jones said mean words.

        • 3D30497420 7 hours ago

          IANAL, but I'd also imagine there's a difference between clear satire and something being presented as the truth. Additionally, The Onion generally goes after public figures while Infowars, in this case, was targeting private individuals. Not sure how either of these have bearing in the legal sense, but could be important factors.

          Of course, in a politicized legal context, these points may not matter since legal action could simply be an endurance trial.

          • moate 6 hours ago

            >>I'd also imagine there's a difference between clear satire and something being presented as the truth. There is, and the 1st amendment's coverage of Parody/Satire is very well documented. The Onion has always made it clear that it's fake news, Infowars fought tooth and nail to say they're allowed to say their "truth" even if it's harmful lies. When you can prove that someone believes the damaging bullshit they're saying (not always easy!) they get their dick kicked in.

            To your other point, "a well-financed bad actor could ruin any business with enough SLAPP lawsuits" falls away because anti-SLAPP laws exist and award damages if you push too hard.

            Do perfectly good people get ruined through litigation? Sure. Is it the epidemic that grifters trying to sway public opinion in their favor make it out to be? Highly unlikely.

            • lenerdenator 3 hours ago

              A lot of jurisdictions have anti-SLAPP lawsuits, but not all. I think Logan Paul is trying to sue YouTuber Coffeezilla in a district that doesn't have anti-SLAPP protections with the express intent of bankrupting him.

        • rightbyte 7 hours ago

          Fair enough. I didn't know it was a walkover in the end. And it is not really surprising there was no sane defence.

          I believe Info Wars etc becoming big is pretty much a symptom rather than the problem. And it has escalated lately. I fear that they will be used as excuses for getting at others.

          • fireflash38 7 hours ago

            > I believe Info Wars etc becoming big is pretty much a symptom rather than the problem

            I believe the problem is how incredibly easy it is to both disseminate and consume utter bullshit. You're no longer that weird loner in town. You go online and can find hundreds and thousands of people who agree with you. Why would you go find people that challenge your views, when you can get those dopamine highs from people who love everything you say?

            Get pushback from people in your life? Cut them out. They don't get you, and they're just hating.

            The worst part? It's self-sustaining. Humans are really bad about going against a group. So much of our social behavior is around what others do, and the more we find out about others believing XYZ, we'll start to believe it ourselves. Unless they're from a different group, in which case it is anathema.

            Combine those 2 things and you get these people who basically live in separate worlds. And social media/internet enables that.

            • rightbyte 5 hours ago

              I think there is a three fold problem of the mental health crisis, decreased social trust (broken communities etc) and algorithmic feeds.

              I don't know if Alex Jones is mentally ill or pretends to be. His targeting seems suspiciously self-aware and lame compared to how it usually sounds when people wander down that path.

              But I guess most of his viewership is. But they existed on the internets in the beginning too. Plenty of them. Maybe the recommendation engines bring more people into the "self-sustaining" circle, than would be otherwise?

              I think what has changed is mainly that there are more 'leaders'. I might have had the wrong conception of what it was like earlier, but apart from Alex Jones and the lizard guy (David Ike?) it didn't seem to be that many.

              Something has changed. There are so many lunatic "influencers" nowadays that keep getting pushed to the top. Earlier you had to get out of your way to stumble upon them.

            • larrywright 7 hours ago

              > I believe the problem is how incredibly easy it is to both disseminate and consume utter bullshit.

              But more importantly, how easy it is to make a lot of money disseminating it.

          • adgjlsfhk1 7 hours ago

            the problem was that it was profitable.

      • afavour 8 hours ago

        > Seems like the article is really gleeful.

        Good! It should be. Alex Jones is a ghoul making money from dead school shooting victims. Anything that embarrasses him is entitled to as much glee as it wants.

        • rightbyte 7 hours ago

          Yes and he profits from fooling mentally ill people. Selling homeopatic pills and whatever.

          But I think the right to be wrong is way more important than getting at Alexander Jones.

          The precedent is bad.

          • rurp 5 hours ago

            I can't imagine a more valid use for defamation laws than to prevent someone from knowingly and repeatedly causing death threats and other harassment to be directed at parents whose children have been murdered. After being sued, Jones completely failed to defend himself in any meaningful way and lost the suit by default. I honestly have no idea which part of this chain of events you object to. People should be free to send mobs after parents grieving an unimaginable tragedy? Morons who get sued should win by default?

          • afavour 7 hours ago

            > The precedent is bad.

            I think the opposite precent would be worse. Regulating your tone around anyone with even a mediocum of power for fear of repercussion is part of the reason we're in the situation we face today.

          • hmmm-i-wonder 7 hours ago

            There is a right to be wrong.

            But when you profit off the suffering and harm you've caused by being wrong knowingly and continuing to cause harm, then its a very good precedent.

          • miltonlost 7 hours ago

            Calling Sandy Hook a hoax and harrassing grieving parents is not "the right to be wrong".

          • UncleMeat 6 hours ago

            "Being wrong" and "repeatedly defaming people" are quite different.

          • c-linkage 7 hours ago

            The Paradox of Tolerance: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance>

            A good reply I found online:

            The Paradox of Tolerance disappears if you look at tolerance not as a moral standard but as a social contract. If someone does not abide the terms of mutual tolerance, then they are not covered by the contract. By definition intolerant people do not follow the rules so they are no longer covered and should not be tolerated.

            • int_19h 4 hours ago

              That's awfully close to "terrorists shouldn't have rights", and problematic for the same reason.

              • genrilz 4 hours ago

                I think it's actually closer to "terrorists should go to prison". Terrorists and other criminals have broken a social contract, and a level of punishment that some approximation of society deems to be acceptable is extracted from the terrorists. This doesn't mean that terrorists don't/shouldn't have some rights. Similarly, thinking about tolerance as a social contract doesn't require stripping anyone who violates this contract of all of their rights.

                • int_19h 3 hours ago

                  FWIW I don't actually have a problem with Jones specifically getting in trouble over defamation after getting his day in court. What I have a problem with is the broad notion that it's generally okay to "not tolerate the intolerant" to the point of forcibly suppressing them. The paradox of tolerance is not really a paradox when we're talking about intolerant speech.

                  • genrilz 3 hours ago

                    I'm kind of worried about society deciding which speech is "intolerant", so I'm not completely on board with the idea of treating tolerance as a social contract. That being said, if we could stop a genocide merely by suppressing people's speech, I feel like that would probably be a worthwhile thing to do. That is to say, it feels like the least bad way to prevent a genocide.

                    Again, figuring out which speech is worth suppressing is a whole other can of worms.

                    EDIT: note that Jones did have his speech suppressed, and this was done because his speech was causing people to make death threats against the sandy hook parents. I feel like we could classify Jones's speech as intolerant against sandy hook parents, and the same logic applies as for any other type of intolerant speech.

            • renewiltord 6 hours ago

              Indeed. And one of the wonders of this is that anyone can determine that you have not abided by the terms. Even Stalin’s Russia was tolerant. It merely deemed many people to not abide by the terms of mutual tolerance.

            • tightbookkeeper 6 hours ago

              I have yet to hear what meaning tolerance has in this interpretation.

              Surely chairman mao agrees with free speech that doesn’t harm his society and social programs

          • AdamN 7 hours ago

            The precedent would otherwise be that it is ok ignoring and debasing the US Justice system.

          • metamet 7 hours ago

            What precedent do you think this sets exactly?

          • AnimalMuppet 7 hours ago

            The right to be wrong is important.

            The right to deliberately lie in ways that harm people is not a "right" that we want to uphold.

      • yabones 7 hours ago

        Great point! When The Onion starts making threats against survivors and relatives of school shootings, they should also face defamation lawsuits.

        • ta8645 7 hours ago

          Honest question: what threats did Jones make against them? I understood that he claimed it was a hoax/conspiracy, not that he had made any threats. Not even sure how he could make threats against people he didn't believe were real.

          • tim333 7 hours ago

            The threats were made by Jones followers rather than Jones personally.

            • ta8645 7 hours ago

              Okay. But I think that undermines the argument the OP was making significantly.

              • scblock 5 hours ago

                "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?"

                • ToValueFunfetti 2 hours ago

                  I think that's a very different statement from "God, I hate that stupid priest. He's so meddlesome." Criticizing people should not count as incitement in a liberal society- consider whether people who told an audience that Trump was a fascist should be held accountable for the assassination attempts. This is defamation.

                • Yeul 4 hours ago

                  And when one of your followers has done the deed throw them under a bus.

                • ta8645 4 hours ago

                  Did he actually call for people to make threats or use violence? Did he even imply it?

                  Do you apply the same standard to public figures who call Trump a fascist or a Nazi? Are they responsible for the person who shot him?

      • raverbashing 7 hours ago

        The Onion was not telling the parents of dead children they were crisis actors and were lying

        Don't want to be sued by defamation don't make BS about people in a fragile position. It's that simple

        • mrguyorama 7 hours ago

          In the US, the truth is a strong and approved defense against defamation. If you are for some reason terrified of defamation lawsuits in the one nation with the highest bar required to prove defamation, you can avoid any possible loss by simply not lying.

      • micromacrofoot 7 hours ago

        it absolutely can not, satire is protected under the first amendment and there are piles of precedence

      • Kye 8 hours ago

        Not likely. Satire is protected under the First Amendment.

        • smidgeon 7 hours ago

          Are you as confident about the 22nd?

      • bastardoperator 5 hours ago

        Can't tell if this is satire or not, that's the real irony here.

      • adventured 7 hours ago

        You have to step extremely far over the line to be brought down by such a lawsuit, particularly if you have money to spend on legal defense (as Jones did previously, or the Onion does today). Jones went over that line one time too many, in a country where a lot of people strongly dislike him. It's like being Martin Shkreli, the system* is going to keep targeting you and eventually get you (entirely warranted) on one of your legal infractions. The more you're a jerk and stick your head up prominently, the more you're going to draw counter attacks to your behavior by the varied masses.

        * the system referring to the vast combination of peoples: politicians, legal, monied interests, lobbyists, news media, corporations, journalists, agitators, whatever, et al

  • consumer451 8 hours ago

    Tim Onion's (Ben Collins) statement on Bluesky: [0]

    > Hi everyone.

    > The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

    > We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

    > We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

    > I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

    Next post: [1]

    > Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?

    [0] https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3law22g...

    [1] https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3law23r...

    • josefresco 7 hours ago

      The funniest thing would be to keep running the site as-is but swap out the insanity for stuff that reads like insanity but is legit or morally sound. The audience might not notice, and could (IMHO) easily be duped into supporting good causes!

      • consumer451 7 hours ago

        This is exactly what I was thinking. Being funny is great, but for years people will continue to go to the website not knowing what has transpired.

        • tialaramex 7 hours ago

          The core idea of satire, which is often missed in supposedly satirical works is that you should not only make fun of the thing you don't believe, but you should also explain what you do believe under the cover of pretending to dismiss it.

          For example everybody knows Swift's Modest Proposal does not seriously intend that the problems in Ireland ought to be fixed by literally eating children, but if you read it, the proposal also very clearly explains what should be done, in the form of taxation of the wealthy absentee landlords (many of them English) for example - it just couches all these boring but entirely reasonable steps as ludicrous and easily dismissed while insisting that eating babies is a good idea.

          • josefresco 7 hours ago

            > The core idea of satire, which is often missed in supposedly satirical works is that you should not only make fun of the thing you don't believe, but you should also explain what you do believe under the cover of pretending to dismiss it.

            I often suggest that satire is a dangerous double edged sword and not a good primary vehicle for positive change. Part of your audience will understand it's satire, but a significant part maybe even a majority, might take is as genuine or worse come to embrace/support the satirized.

            I believe we ask and expect too much of satire which relies heavily on hypocrisy and shame, two concepts that no longer carry the same weight.

            Examples: South Park, The Colbert Report, SNL, The Onion

            • dogleash 6 hours ago

              > I believe we ask and expect too much of satire

              Yes, if you expect anything from satire you expect too much. Let it be art, not propaganda.

              Allow yourself to find poor execution of agreeable messages distasteful. Allow yourself to enjoy good execution of messages you disagree with.

              • jrflowers 4 hours ago

                > Allow yourself to find poor execution of agreeable messages distasteful. Allow yourself to enjoy good execution of messages you disagree with.

                This makes sense. If you find yourself understanding and judging messages based simply off of their merits then you have failed to insert an arbitrary aesthetic filter into your cognitive process. The wisest sages know to value style over substance

              • dmd 5 hours ago

                You can execute the message "We think you, and people like you, should be killed" as well as you like, I'm still not going to enjoy it.

              • bckr 5 hours ago

                > Let it be art, not propaganda.

                My friend I have some news for you.

                Edit: almost ended it there but remembered what website I’m on.

                I don’t think there’s a material difference between art and propaganda. The art you like is merely the propaganda which you do not question.

                • chairmansteve 4 hours ago

                  So..... Monet's Water Lilies is propaganda....

                  What is it's message?

                  • bravura 3 hours ago

                    "The classical tradition of "accurate" painting (Raphael and Michelangelo and Rembrandt) is not exciting.

                    But we're not ready to go full on free jazz/postmodernist/de-constructionist. You're not ready for it yet, but your kids are going to love it."

                  • parpfish 4 hours ago

                    Floating flowers rule, land flowers drool

              • JumpCrisscross 5 hours ago

                > Let it be art, not propaganda

                You cannot “explain what you do believe under the cover of pretending to dismiss it” without blurring the line between propaganda and art. That is true of both the best art and propaganda. If someone disagrees with the message, or coöpts it, it’s propaganda.

            • zahlman 40 minutes ago

              > I believe we ask and expect too much of satire which relies heavily on hypocrisy and shame, two concepts that no longer carry the same weight.

              Indeed. It's amazing to me how many people I encounter these days who don't appear to consider hypocrisy a moral failing.

            • dogcomplex 2 hours ago

              Those are all still far more positive than negative examples, even if they each spawned small contingents of people who don't get the irony. Plus, if you know that's gonna happen anyway, then steer the dumb ironic interpretations towards something equally useful - or so ridiculous it at least educates other people.

            • rusk 33 minutes ago

              Satire is not a tool for change. In fact the opposite as laughter sublimates the emotions that would otherwise lead to action (cf Orwell’s 1984).

              However people are not always in a position to change things and satire can be a useful outlet for venting, but culturally can also be good for providing talking points.

              Southpark and the Onion strike a chord with me the others less so, I think because they believe that they are agents for change.

              I love John Oliver though. He follows up his rants with some sensible ideas sometimes. Not everyone’s cup of tea though for sure.

            • beepbooptheory 7 hours ago

              I definitely see the problems you are pointing out, but ultimately these calls from you and gp to forms of responsibility or to be a "vehicle for positive change" of satirical or otherwise funny things leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I just sometimes want things to be cathartic, I don't really care if they are pushing the needle of the world's ills. I want to be able to laugh and not necessarily be a better person for it! There has got to be some space for that too, right?

              And ok, if there is some committee somewhere to dictate that all satire must be "responsible", must follow its founding Swiftian maxim, then fine, we don't have to call it that. But whatever it is can still be good, can help those find a little fun in an absurd world. We should care as much about the simply depressed people as we do the possibly confused or evil.

              • tialaramex 5 hours ago

                I don't think there's a committee, I'm pretty sure I do not have veto over online comedy. Think of this as a pointed criticism of how things could be better, not as a tearing down of what is good. And you don't need to be made a better person per se, but my argument is that the work should try to offer that, not that you must accept it when offered.

                I don't need to use a toilet on a train most of the time, but I think long distance trains obviously should all have toilets - even if I didn't need one this trip.

                In larger works the other side of the coin needn't be in the next paragraph. When I read Private Eye for example the cover headline "MAN IN HAT SITS ON CHAIR" isn't doing anything beyond poking fun at the King (the crown is just a hat, the throne is just a chair) but the magazine overall funds a lot of serious investigative journalism and sheds light on important issues. Years before a TV drama made it into a government scandal problems with Horizon and getting justice for those wrongly convicted were extensively discussed in the Eye for example.

            • potato3732842 6 hours ago

              >I often suggest that satire is a dangerous double edged sword and not a good primary vehicle for positive change.

              When I write with the intent of my words being read at face value I get downvoted, flagged or my post get sent into the void by some AI depending on platform.

              So satire and memes it is.

          • jancsika 2 hours ago

            > The core idea of satire

            I've never read this definition from any historical author or famous literary critic. I think you made this up yourself from first principles-- am I right on that?

            In any case, this definition would make a special case out of Animal Farm which is probably the most famous satire. I cringe imagining Orwell have one of the animals "dismiss" his preferred theoretical vision of good governance as a wink to the audience. I don't even think Orwell presumed to know what that would look like.

          • mywittyname 42 minutes ago

            Satire requires a good deal of intelligence and education to both write and consume. Without those two inputs, satire is a propaganda.

            When you take a satirical concept and ratchet up the absurdity such that only ignorant (willfully or otherwise) people believe it, the result can be a powerful influence over them. Conspiracy theories often use this approach, as do talking heads on some networks.

            Think about how early Stephen Colbert skits often comprised of him acting like Bill O'Reilly; not saying funny things in the style of O'Reilly, but merely imitating him. The difference between satire and propaganda is often packaging and audience.

            For another example, you can look at posts of people who read Onion articles without realizing they are satire. These people are often pissed off, so much so that they share a 3 year old article on social media to spread the word.

          • rusk 42 minutes ago

            The original idea of satire was to make fun of unjust leaders. It doesn’t have to be as sophisticated as swift at all. It just has to strike a chord (originally, literally) with the audience.

      • akira2501 an hour ago

        > The audience might not notice, and could (IMHO) easily be duped into supporting good causes!

        What a deranged fantasy this is and yet how often it shows up. The audience will notice. Those who don't and eventually discover your duplicity will never forgive you for it. What you propose is disgusting and amoral, as it has no value, and is designed to mollify yourself by bulling people you clearly perceive as being beneath you.

      • burnt-resistor 7 hours ago

        Yep. Insert little-known stories that are documented conspiracies that aren't hypotheticals similar to the fine content of DamnInteresting. Be sure to use lots of graphics and editoralizing/clickbait headlines.

        - Radium girls

        - Eugenics experiments

        - Forced sterilization

        - ~600 Tennessee sober "drunk driving" arrests

      • reaperducer 7 hours ago

        keep running the site as-is but swap out the insanity for stuff that reads like insanity but is legit or morally sound.

        Sounds like that's sort of what's happening:

        "The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview."

        https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones...

    • latexr 7 hours ago
      • consumer451 5 hours ago

        Interesting. They should.. but Bksy is bouncing between 15 to 133 new users per second at the moment, and they are on bare metal. There is major service degradation at the moment. Pour one out for their team.

        • latexr 4 hours ago

          Indeed, your links now work for me. My post got a few upvotes, so I don’t think I was the only one experiencing the failure.

          • consumer451 4 hours ago

            You were correct. When you replied, I tried my links and indeed they did not work at the time.

    • dmvdoug 7 hours ago

      The Onion is truly a national treasure.

      • kobalsky 6 hours ago

        they are fueled by clickbait, and they've promoted the practice.

        it's probably the first site I've manually added to my dns blacklist.

        • DirkH 3 hours ago

          I find this comment so funny I burst out laughing. I cannot tell whether you're serious.

        • shevis 5 hours ago

          My friend, you have eaten the onion.

          • kobalsky 3 hours ago

            I'm not from the US so naturally they've confused me in the past.

            more than once I caught myself clicking on a shared headline of theirs, so I've added them to my DNS blocklist to avoid giving them clicks, decades ago.

            my problem is not with their obviously ridiculous headlines, but the ones that hit the grey area, where it's as much good humor as a screamer is good horror.

            • consteval 3 hours ago

              The thing is the onion is pretty much always ridiculous, so if some of them are in a "gray area" I think that moreso speaks to the overall climate or your own personal biases.

        • mjmsmith 5 hours ago

          Area man is consistently fooled by The Onion.

    • consumer451 5 hours ago

      Please note that Bsky servers appear to be suffering under the load of 15 new users per second, with bursts as high 133 new users per second!

    • tombert 6 hours ago

      They don't have to do much, it's already very funny and very stupid.

      • notahacker 5 hours ago

        Yeah, my first thought was "the Sandy Hook parents chipped in for you to leave it as it is?"

    • gorbachev 8 hours ago

      Is that enough to tank the market with a fire sale? Probably not.

    • TZubiri 2 hours ago

      Absolutely poetic.

      Dude tried a career in journalism.

      Had a crazy theory that a school shooting was fake.

      School shooting wasn't fake.

      Dude doesn't say "I'm sorry, my bad, I'm retiring from journalism", but goes down fighting.

      Looks good to me.

    • TomK32 7 hours ago

      I'd chip in just to have that shit destroyed and see them selling onions instead.

    • TeeMassive 7 hours ago

      I doubt that the SH families will receive the kind of money they could have had if they accepted Jones' original offer. Their lawyers made it clear they were in it not for their clients' interest but for their own political agenda.

      • pyrale 6 hours ago

        Maybe the families were more interested in fixing the issue than in receiving some blood money in exchange for continued harm.

        • TeeMassive 6 hours ago

          Well they asked for money, not "fixing the issue", which is not enforceable anyway without violating the 1st so that's not even a power the court has. Alex Jones will still be able to speak and profit from it, just not under the Infowars brand.

      • blackguardx 7 hours ago

        Can you elaborate? What was the offer? They won a judgement over $1B.

        Also, I don’t think their agenda is political, it is personal.

        • TeeMassive 6 hours ago

          Jones is not worth $1B. He's barely worth a million with the lawsuits and legal costs; thus the bankruptcy. He offered them about $100M over 20 years or something like that but the SH families lawyers refused.

          I've watched the trial, the SH lawyers are not loyal to the victims and families.

          • consteval 3 hours ago

            Right, the intention of the suit was to personally harm Jones as retribution for the immeasurable harm he has caused them.

            They don't need money, I'm sure they have enough. They denied his money because that isn't the point - they want to mock him.

            And, I fully support them. They're in a unique position and frankly I'm very impressed at their restraint in choosing the legal system over violence. If I were Jones, I would consider myself very lucky.

      • Volundr 6 hours ago

        Did the original offer include shutting down Infowars? Of not I expect many of them feel they got plenty more that whatever cash Jones was offering. There is more to this life than money.

        • TeeMassive 5 hours ago

          > Did the original offer include shutting down Infowars?

          That was part of the SH families' lawyer final argument to the jury.

          > There is more to this life than money.

          Sure. But there's not much a civil lawsuit can ask outside of damages and reparations.

          • Volundr 2 hours ago

            And yet seeing the case through to the end instead of taking the first offer has seen Infowars taken from Alex Jones. I don't speak for the families, but if I were in their shoes that would be far more valuable to me than maximizing my payout.

      • triceratops 3 hours ago

        I don't think the families wanted money. They wanted to ruin his life.

    • imiric 6 hours ago

      > We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

      Isn't it that already?

      And how would The Onion know what funny actually is? Their content hasn't been that for well over a decade now.

  • NelsonMinar 5 hours ago

    The NPR article conveys that this was more than just a very clever stunt

    > "The Connecticut families agreed to forgo a portion of their recovery to increase the overall value of The Onion's bid, enabling its success," according to their lawyers. ... Jones was hoping a bidder ideologically aligned with him would have bought Infowars and hired him back to keep doing his show.

    https://www.npr.org/2024/11/14/nx-s1-5189399/alex-jones-auct...

    • mikeryan 2 hours ago

      The "Global Tetrahedron" site already has an Infowars Web 1.0 slant, the Everytown for Gun Safety ads are great.

      https://global-tetrahedron.com/

    • oddevan 4 hours ago

      Yeah, this seems like a clear-cut "We want justice, not money" decision. We don't know how much the families gave up (could be a little, could be significant), but whatever it was was the difference between Infowars remaining what it is or utterly destroying Infowars' credibility.

      Because now the Wikipedia entry is going to say "parody site" at the top.

      • barbazoo 3 hours ago

        > We don't know how much the families gave up (could be a little, could be significant)

        It's hard to put yourself in someone else's shoes but as a parent I can imagine the money not playing an important factor at all in this. Money would hopefully be the least of my worries.

        • superfrank 21 minutes ago

          Jones owes them $1.5 billion. They're never going to see most of that judgement. They're likely giving up money they were never going to receive anyway.

          My hunch is that the judge and everyone involved knows that they aren't going to get anything substantial from Jones, which is why they allowed them to use money they are owed from the judgement as part of the bid. It allows them to get something of value out of the ruling (or at least take something of value from Jones).

      • qingcharles 4 hours ago

        LOL, it's already being updated...

        "InfoWars was an American far-right[2] conspiracy theory[3] and fake news website[1] created by Alex Jones.[36][37] It was founded in 1999, and operated under Free Speech Systems LLC."

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/InfoWars

  • EvanAnderson 5 hours ago

    Referring to Jones as "...the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name)..." in the announcement is a masterstroke given Jones' ridiculous ego.

    I hope Jones is never named on the new site, but frequently and flagrantly referenced in a manner like this.

    • SimbaOnSteroids 3 hours ago

      I hope for the opposite, Jones has so much video and audio content available cloning him digitally and shoving an AI generated fist, ahem, somewhere, and using his likeness as the satire would be cathartic. Better yet he himself argued in court that the person live on Info Wars is a character inseparable from the brand.

      • russdpale 42 minutes ago

        This has been my thought all along. Drown out his real stuff with AI generated slop. Slop him.

  • kregasaurusrex 7 hours ago

    There's tonnes of worthless merchandise and supplements of a dubious nature which The Onion, the least expected of all possible buyers, now has to find a use for. My first suggestion would be melting down all of the 500% marked up gold bars[0] and make a one-time-run charity auction collectible for the Sandy Hook families. Or upcycling all the paper in Alex Jones' books [1] into paper mache, and use it to make globes, to really stick it to the globalists!

    [0] https://www.infowarsstore.com/24-karat-999-pure-gold-collect...

    [1] https://www.infowarsstore.com/infowars-media/books/the-great...

    • dmvdoug 7 hours ago

      > As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.*

      • ziddoap 7 hours ago

        Funny, for sure, but does not explain what they will be doing in reality.

        • SauciestGNU 7 hours ago

          They probably don't want to be in the business of selling unregulated, scammy, and potentially dangerous goods. They might destroy the merch. Who knows.

        • rsynnott 6 hours ago

          I'd assume destroy, maybe keep a bit for novelty value. Like, they're not going to resell it, you'd assume.

          • dmvdoug 2 hours ago

            There were a bunch of suggestions on the bluesky thread that they should donate samples of them to researchers so that they could figure out what was actually in the fucking things.

        • talldayo 6 hours ago

          That, or you didn't take them seriously enough. Bring me the candy bar!

    • wyldfire 7 hours ago

      > melting down all of the 500% marked up gold bars[0] and make a one-time-run charity auction collectible for the Sandy Hook families

      Or a monument / memorial to the deceased, in the hopes that the truth would outlive Jones's lies.

    • rtkwe 2 hours ago

      InfoWars only shilled for gold sellers. Their business was entirely Vitamins/Supplement, Merch, and crazy AFAIK they never sold gold directly.

    • gadders 7 hours ago

      >> make a one-time-run charity auction collectible for the Sandy Hook families

      They've got $1.5billion. Probably don't need the gold as well. There might be equally valid causes with less funds.

      • paddy_m 7 hours ago

        They have a claim for $1.5B, they are going after all Alex Jones assets which are much less than $1.5B.

        • tightbookkeeper 6 hours ago

          Don’t forget their many other successful lawsuits:

          - school administration

          - rifle manufacturer

          - the shooters mother (home insurance)

          - other journalists who wrote about the event

          I don’t know exactly what compensation they should get, but this does not seem like a healthy or sustainable way for our society to deal with tragedy.

          • icegreentea2 6 hours ago

            To be specific, the suit against the mother was against the mother's estate, since the mother was murdered by the shooter... like right away. The suit was settled by the estate.

            The suit against the school administration was eventually dismissed (the families lost on appeal) (https://www.newstimes.com/news/article/Two-Sandy-Hook-famili...). I agree it seemed kinda dubious, and I think the right outcome happened here.

            The suit against Remington ended in a settlement, probably because Remington didn't want a chance in hell to set any legal precedent. The fact that the families got settlements is really a symptom of how unsettled the issue of gun control is in America. Like it's completely inane that it's fully legal to manufacture and sell AR-15 rifles to basically anyone, BUT that somehow marketing them to civilians is inappropriate. Remington settled because they just don't want any possibility of the status quo moving against them.

          • multjoy an hour ago

            A healthy & sustainable way would probably be to do something about school shootings in the only country where they happen on a regular basis.

            In the absence of that, what else would you propose?

          • consteval 3 hours ago

            > but this does not seem like a healthy or sustainable way for our society to deal with tragedy

            I don't know, this, to me, is the proper set of incentives. Nobody wants to lose money, so you better do everything you can to prevent these tragedies. If we just sob a little and move on, the systems in place will not change.

          • sofixa 6 hours ago

            > I don’t know exactly what compensation they should get, but this does not seem like a healthy or sustainable way for our society to deal with tragedy.

            I don't know if it's healthy or sustainable, but it definitely sounds healthier than ignoring the tragedy altogether.

            • oddevan 4 hours ago

              Agreed. It doesn't seem like a long-term solution, but it is the best way we have _right now_ to visit consequences on people/orgs that enabled the tragedy. If our society sees everything in cost/benefit, then increasing the costs of actions that lead to tragedies like this is one of the best things we can do.

              • tightbookkeeper 4 hours ago

                > people/orgs that enabled the tragedy

                They didn’t though. Holding a rifle manufacturer liable for a shooting makes no sense, unless applied universally.

                A journalist writing a book did not cause the shooting.

                This is greed and lashing out in pain. I’m sure members of the community have ruined their life in pursuit of these things.

                • consteval 3 hours ago

                  They did, if even indirectly. Just like how McDonald's holds some responsibility for the obesity epidemic.

                  The company that makes rifles makes them to be sold. It is in the company's best interest that as many mass shootings happen as possible. By providing guns, they DID contribute to the tragedy. We can tell, because if they had never produced that gun then it would've never shot anyone.

                  This doesn't even touch on the fact that the reason gun laws are so lax is because these companies lobby for it to be so. Again, they are incentivized to cause as many people to die as possible. Incentives matter. If mass shootings were the next blue jeans, these companies would quickly overthrow Apple.

                  Blame is very hard and tricky, but any institution or system in place is responsible for an intuitional failure. And that's what mass shootings are - an institutional failure.

            • tightbookkeeper 4 hours ago

              No. I actually don’t think lashing out at any wallet that happens to be in the area will make anyone happy.

              The people who are responsible are dead.

              • DirkH 3 hours ago

                Depends on the wallets being lashed at

          • KerrAvon 4 hours ago

            I guarantee you these do not add up to a billion dollars.

            • tightbookkeeper 3 hours ago

              Wikipedia page disagrees with you. Whether they collected that amount, I do not know.

      • kregasaurusrex 7 hours ago

        I had the goldbugs and silver bugs in mind- they'd be more than willing to pay exorbitant markup, with the feel-good ennui of it going towards a good cause. These were $100 for a 1/10 gram at the time of writing and now are sold out. Coincidence???

      • reaperducer 7 hours ago

        They've got $1.5billion.

        No, they've got a judgement on paper for $1.5 billion. This is part of the process of actually getting that money.

    • NotYourLawyer 5 hours ago

      And the flat earthers.

    • TZubiri 2 hours ago

      I don't know man, it's not like the dude caused the Sandy Hook massacre, just take this win and let the victims rest in peace. Let the Onion do it's things and cut ties.

      • augusto-moura 2 hours ago

        And pocket the money from the gold bars? Probably better to donate them anyway, better yet to give it back to victims involved in his lies

    • ixtli 7 hours ago

      Phenomenal point!

    • nixdev 7 hours ago

      > supplements of a dubious nature

      They are re-labled existing products that are sold in other places, and unironically already-recognized, before being re-labled by InfoWars, as very high quality.

      If you're gonna criticize InfoWars you have my 100% support in your right to do so, but try not to post out of your ass. This is HackerNews, not Reddit.

  • MetaWhirledPeas 2 hours ago

    In one sense this is funny, in another it's justice, but I think from a broader perspective this is just more of the same tit-for-tat nonsense that moves the needle in the wrong direction.

    My hypothesis is that the U.S. didn't become more divided because of moron sites like I.W. but rather because of our collective reaction to them. These groups are far easier to ignore when we stop trying to silence them.

    • tecoholic 28 minutes ago

      I get the broader point of eye-for-an-eye.. but in this case how are people supposed to ignore when the harm done is very real and very cruel? These groups don’t want to operate in their own little corner of the world. They will up the ante until they gain notoriety and the attention they want, which enables them to make the money they want. The collective reaction is all but guaranteed, I would argue and it’s not because people want to silence morons, but to limit harm.

    • nomendos 2 hours ago

      Nice summary and agree in the way you put it, which I am stating to all sides - so nobody likes to hear it :-) since majority is literally polarized (i.e. their objectiveness, capacity to think deep, sort/prioritize is disrupted by impact to emotions/biases)

    • jfengel an hour ago

      I don't think the causation runs either direction. At most, I'd say that a site like InfoWars reflects the division, rather than either causing it or being caused by it.

      Divisiveness in the US goes much deeper than that, and long predates both the Internet and that kind of radio program. You could perhaps pick the early 70s as a starting point, with the US deeply divided by Vietnam and Civil Rights, at exactly the same time as real government conspiracies (Watergate, COINTELPRO, MKUltra) came to light.

      I'd actually trace it back further than that, through McCarthyism, the Civil War, and back before the Revolution. But there's a fairly direct course between the divisiveness of the 1960s and where we end up today.

      I really don't think it would have helped anything to ignore Alex Jones.

      • bunderbunder 27 minutes ago

        True. Heck, I think I might even trace it back another few tens of thousands of years.

        When Americans treat political divisiveness in the USA as just another item in a long list of things that are nominally exceptional about Americans, it leaves me wondering if the actually exceptional thing about the USA is how easy it is, when you live in such a large country, for the rest of the world to kind of just be a place that sometimes appears on TV in a largely caricaturized form.

    • rconti an hour ago

      I had a friend who often said "sunlight is the best disinfectant". Of course, he was saying that in about 2010 and I'm pretty sure it's aged extremely poorly, because the increasing publicity around conspiracy theories has only made them more popular. It feels like a stretch to say "but people were trying to silence the conspiracy theories, that's why they caught on!"

      • ReptileMan 41 minutes ago

        >because the increasing publicity around conspiracy theories has only made them more popular.

        Or because after Iraq war and Covid the default is to be skeptical of everything government.

  • gchamonlive 8 hours ago

    The onion should just keep Alex Jones without any filters but put the onion logo on every page. The joke is already good enough, just keep it going.

  • binarymax 8 hours ago

    I really can’t imagine a better steward. Truly amazing. I doubt there’s any way to undo all the damage that has been done, but at least we’ll get some cathartic laughs out of it all.

    • bckr 5 hours ago

      I actually almost fainted laughing when I read this and then some of the coping responses on X. I needed this today. What a good move.

  • neom 8 hours ago

    Jeff Lawson the founder of Twilio owns The Onion, glad he's growing his quality retirement project.

  • hipadev23 6 hours ago

    Is Alex Jones the new Press Secretary yet?

    • leptons 6 hours ago

      The next 4 years are going to be an absolute farce in the US.

      • squarefoot 5 hours ago

        Wondering if that's what Mike Judge is waiting for: free inspiration enough for a 12 season long "Idiocracy: the series".

      • hipadev23 5 hours ago

        You don’t think a fox news host is a great SecDef? Or a non-practicing briefly disbarred AG?

        • notahacker 5 hours ago

          Tbf successfully avoiding prosecution for white collar crime is a credential in understanding the law, sorta...

          • mminer237 4 hours ago

            Child sex trafficking and statutory rape are not what I consider white collar crime.

      • drawkward 6 hours ago

        Maybe?

        • leptons 5 hours ago

          Not sure how you could think "maybe". His early appointments are already extremely dubious. A fox news host as secretary of defense? Come on. Tusli Gabbard, a known Russian asset as director of national intelligence? Come on. Matt Gaetz the biggest troll in congress (and in legal trouble himself) as Atourney General? Come on. Marco Rubio as head of Dept of State? Come on. This is already a complete farce and it's only been a few days. Anyone saying otherwise needs to provide specifics as to why these appointments are good for the country.

          • drawkward 5 hours ago

            Have any of them been confirmed yet? No.

            You can't even bring yourself to mention that the Defense nominee has actually served in the Army, and is a decorated veteran.

            Stop acting like such a partisan; it is far too early to commence the bed-wetting.

            • hipadev23 4 hours ago

              > You can't even bring yourself to mention that the Defense nominee has actually served in the Army, and is a decorated veteran

              The amount of copium with his pick is incredible. Hegseth is woefully underqualified to be the SecDef. He was in Army Natl Guard, not Army. He spent a year at Guantanamo in 2004, deployed to Iraq in 2005-2006 and Afghanistan in 2011-2012. That's it. The rest of the time was ARR and IRR. He has never held any public office at any level.

              I'm not trying to dismiss his military service itself, it's fine, but to imply it remotely qualifies him to be the SecDef is beyond reason. He's a junior officer fit to lead a company (100-200 soliders) at best.

              • drawkward 4 hours ago

                I don't think the guy is a good pick, but I think he is a far less bad pick than the person I responded to was portraying.

                Unhinged, frightened, partisan subjectivity is only going to tire and weaken our side, cause unforced errors.

                Hence, my original "Maybe?"

                I'm going to save my mental resources for when there is an actual problem.

                • leptons 40 minutes ago

                  >Unhinged, frightened, partisan subjectivity

                  It isn't unhinged, or partisan to be extremely wary of everything someone who tried to overthrow the government by insurrection does with their newfound power. Yes, I am frightened by what he has already said, and done. If you aren't then I have to wonder why. He really wore out the "give him a chance" excuse many people made for him in 2016. There really is no "maybe" about it.

                  • drawkward 20 minutes ago

                    1. Trump got the US out of the TPP, which to this economic populist, was amazing. If you think that NAFTA led to the blue collar backlash against the Democratic party that got us to this electoral result, TPP sez, "hold my beer!"

                    2. Trump bungled the fuck out of his first go round. I expect lots more of the same.

                    3. There are two other branches of government; we will see how they act. Maybe the Senate Democrats will RtFM section about the "Filibuster" button, especially with Manchin and Sinema gone?

                    4. Lots of left/center left/progressive media hyperventilation about the potential bad stuff, but only today, after the election did I hear that RFK Jr. thinks that DTC advertising of prescription drugs should be banned, and that SNAP (fka "food stamps") should not be allowed to be spent on (for example) soda. We already regulate what WIC can be used for; why not SNAP? Are there other policies we are not hearing because they don't play as well for clicks? Idk? Yes, I think the guy is misguided on vaccines, horribly so, but post-COVID, we are already in an environment where it is easy to opt out of vaxxing your kid or yourself if you so choose. I dont think RFKJr represents a big change here.

                    5. Lots of terrible things we were promised during T45 just didn’t happen. The worst, Roe v. Wade, was horrible, yet here in my very red state, we passed an amendment such that, we now have more abortion rights than when RvW was a settled precedent.

                    So, yes, at this point, Maybe.

                    But then again, I am not a bed wetter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • vixen99 6 hours ago

        Looking from abroad some folk have the impression that the previous four years were. They were a triumph?

        • leptons 5 hours ago

          The US has recovered from inflation better than practically any other country. Yes, the last 4 years have been far, far better than trump's first term by any measure you care to mention, except maybe hate, lies and fear.

          • marcusverus 4 hours ago

            Biden wins on inflation, real wage growth, illegal immigration, and international military conflict?

  • krunck 8 hours ago
  • jl6 6 hours ago

    I worry that this might make The Onion a less credible news source.

  • bogtog 7 hours ago

    Really curious what the bidding was like or who else made an offer, since it seems that the Sandy Hook Victims (who own all of the debt?) wanted the sale to The Onion specifically

    • apozem 6 hours ago

      Part of the sale is that Onion InfoWars will run pro-gun safety ads from Everytown USA. That and the obvious goal of humiliating Jones is probably why the Sandy Hook parents sold it to the Onion.

      Can't say I'm not happy. Jones is an evil man who has richly earned this indignity and worse. His campaign of harassment against people whose children were murdered was so bad, some parents brought private security guards to testify at his trial [0]. They described death threats, strangers confronting them in their homes and shooting at their cars.

      [0]: https://apnews.com/article/shootings-texas-school-connecticu...

    • NortySpock 7 hours ago

      A buyer is not always required to select the bid of the highest monetary value; sounds like the Onion had a proposal that was "a reasonable sum of money, and also we help lead a healthy way to find a path to redemption for this website and make it a kinder place than before"

    • TomK32 7 hours ago

      I'd be surprised if there weren't any safeguards to prevent Infowars from posting hate ever again.

  • zdw 5 hours ago

    What really should have happened in this case, like the the Parkland killer, was for the people who sued to also take his Name and Likeness.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/families-settle-court-b...

    This would hopefully avoid letting him just rebuild another slime empire.

  • mdp2021 3 hours ago
  • lynndotpy 3 hours ago

    At the time the news of the Sandy Hook shooting broke, I was a highschooler in a vo-tech school in Connecticut.

    Friday in late December are usually unserious days in K-12! People had their sights set on winter break and work was thin. But I remember that day had a lot of commotion, a lot of seriousness, and then a lot of silence.

    Being a vo-tech school, we had students from all over the state. Some kids left or were taken out early, some of them having had ties to the families in Newtown. Throughout the day, our school got emptier and emptier.

    A lot of students didn't return to the building for the whole week or so until winter break started. Even though the seriousness weaned over the days, there was an unbreakable eeriness that just comes with the building being so sparsely populated. Our highschool was a small one (about 400 students total) which exacerbated it.

    I lived with my parents at the time and I saw my mom gradually become a Sandy Hook "truther" as she fell deep down Facebook rabbitholes. It was bad. Although she eventually came around, that created distance between us that never recovered.

    There's a lot of bad and mind-boggling news abound, but this is a very personally satisfying headline.

  • petercooper 7 hours ago

    I'm watching his stream just to see how the drama goes down and a silly tech-adjacent bit popped up when he started ranting about Linux and how if "they" were trying to take Linus Torvalds down, they still couldn't ever own Linux!

    • int0x29 3 hours ago

      Linus Torvalds political opinions, to the extent I've seen him express them, are hardly in line with Alex Jones. So this feels odd.

    • philistine 4 hours ago

      And I believe he is wrong in this case. Linus is absolutely a lynchpin for Linux control. He can be replaced, but whoever replaces him then becomes that lynchpin. He's the benevolent dictator for life after all.

      • samatman 2 hours ago

        You're assuming that would be one person and one organization, the way it is now.

        I think that's the most likely outcome, but it isn't a safe bet by any means.

        In any case I hope it's a good long time before we have to find out, since I wish Linus long life and good health.

    • Evidlo 6 hours ago

      Is there a recording of this?

      • petercooper 5 hours ago

        No, but I imagine it'll pop up somewhere given everyone who records and shares his stuff. I was going to clip it at the time but my screen capture software decided to spontaneously update and demand money for the upgrade.

  • liotier an hour ago

    I hope they preserve all the URLs - I'm laughing already just thinking about the wealth of inbound links soon pointing to parodic content.

  • lisp2240 35 minutes ago

    I hope they reward the Knowledge Fight guys for helping to make this happen

    • glenstein 16 minutes ago

      I've been a bit out of the loop, may I ask what Knowledge Fight did on this front?

  • Kye 8 hours ago

    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Thanks, Tim Onion.

    https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3law23r...

  • jdadj 5 hours ago

    I wonder if Cards Against Humanity bid against them.

  • datadrivenangel 8 hours ago

    Financial Ruin and Mockery seem appropriate for the peddlers of vitriolic clickbait.

  • andy_ppp 6 hours ago

    They can just run the original content with a The Onion logo and every will find it hilarious.

  • Lammy 4 hours ago

    I wish I lived in the reality where the Waking Life (2001) version of Alex Jones was the one we got: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5HLn3eYLSo

  • oldgun an hour ago

    Wait. When I first saw this news on Twitter I thought it was a joke, since it was a tweet by The Onion.

  • duxup 8 hours ago

    Inside a lot of humor is some deep seated truth.

    It's encouraging that an org based on humor / even a little truth here ultimately buys and will discard an empire of hateful lies.

  • mdp2021 4 hours ago

    > striv[ing] to make life both scarier and longer

    There are "weather", "climate" and "Climate"... And that above is "Climate". A concise definition of the Times.

    Bless the Onion!

    • Validark 15 minutes ago

      What does this mean?

  • from-nibly 5 hours ago

    > “By divesting Jones of Infowars’ assets, the families and the team at The Onion have done a public service and will meaningfully hinder Jones’s ability to do more harm,”

    How hard is it really to start a new podcast?

    • anigbrowl 2 hours ago

      He likely still owes them significant money, so they can keep pursuing him for that for a while. But even without his financial troubles, trying to rebuild his brand is just going to lead to endless self-debasement. James O'Keefe is still at it since Project Veritas shut down, but has little reach any more.

    • tantalor 5 hours ago

      IANAL but isn't it going to be very hard for Jones to meaningfully profit from a podcast, or anything really?

      • narrator 4 hours ago

        Jones isn't in it for the money.

        • drawkward 4 hours ago

          Narrator: Jones was in it for the money.

  • iambateman 2 hours ago

    Buying trash in order to put it in the dumpster forever is honorable.

    But trash belongs in the dumpster, and nowhere else.

  • wg0 5 hours ago

    That's the best practical joke I have ever heard!

  • parkerhiggins 4 hours ago

    The Onion did a fundraising campaign a few months ago. Glad to see this is where my donation went!

  • phendrenad2 3 hours ago

    Holy cod, Infowars' afterlife as a (presumed) parody of itself is going to be bigger than its regular existence ever was.

  • duxup 8 hours ago

    Inside a lot of humor is some deep seated truth.

    It's encouraging that an org based on humor / even a little truth here ultimately buys and will discard an empire of hateful lies.

  • skibz 7 hours ago

    Justice, both poetic and civil. Bravo to The Onion.

  • nxobject 5 hours ago

    It looks like Everytown for Gun Safety is now getting ads on The Onion, too - of course The Onion is still out of money, but what the hell at least there’s a serious part to this.

  • iancmceachern 5 hours ago

    Prediction:

    Over the next decades the onion will slowly become not a, but the only, source of real news as all the other sources become more like info wars.

    • The_Blade 4 hours ago

      "And now with the State of the Onion address, President Swift!"

      • oblio an hour ago

        She'd probably be a better president than Trump, I imagine she's already a better businessperson than he is.

  • moogly 6 hours ago

    Strange. I like The Onion as much as the next guy, but you can't make Infowars more of a "parody of itself" than it already is. Just shut it down?

  • fundingshovel 7 hours ago

    Anybody else have to triple check it wasn't just The Onion trolling?

  • programmertote 4 hours ago

    "Infinite Growth Forever," - that onion-y sign off made me laugh.

  • zenethian 7 hours ago

    What's wild is that if I go to the Infowars website I can't actually tell if The Onion is controlling it yet or not. It all looks like satire already, full of absolutely ridiculous headlines.

    • avgDev 6 hours ago

      Imagine there are humans who read those headlines and think to themselves that it is real.

      • int_19h 4 hours ago

        Worse yet, imagine that those humans are armed, and many of them routinely fantasize about what they do when "it's time". My local gun store has sported an InfoWars sticker for many years now.

        • olddustytrail 2 hours ago

          > My local gun store

          Not a thing for most places

  • TZubiri 2 hours ago

    The dankest timeline

  • lenerdenator 8 hours ago

    Beautiful.

    The poet they sent couldn't have done better.

  • mannycalavera42 7 hours ago

    today an onion made me cry a bit

  • lasc4r 2 hours ago

    They should name it X

    • amai 2 hours ago

      XWars!

  • standardUser 5 hours ago

    Worth remembering that Donald Trump embraced Alex Jones after his sustained campaign of vicious, hateful and provably-false lies about dead child.

    So did Joe Rogan.

    • xanderlewis 4 hours ago

      I actually kind of liked Joe Rogan (from the little I saw of him interviewing scientists and other ‘intellectuals’), but the more I think about it and learn the more I realise he’s just a moron.

      • standardUser 4 hours ago

        He's a very likeable personality. But he offers the same platform and uses the same kids gloves on all of his guests, regardless of if they are world class professionals at the top of their field or the most deranged sicko fucks peddling insane conspiracy theories.

  • nashashmi 8 hours ago

    I hope that they can keep the spirit of the infowars conspiracy genre alive.

    > “US seeks to destabilize Canada into a war with Mexico to solve the border crisis “

    • mmooss 5 hours ago

      I'll take the bait: Is that from Infowars or from The Onion?

      • nashashmi an hour ago

        Gotta be the onion. Infowars publishes higher quality conspiracy theories that is fit to print.

  • MilnerRoute 3 hours ago

    I thought this was a prank, but "The satirical news company plans to shutter Jones’ Infowars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators."

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/onion-wins-alex-jones-i...

    See also: "Why I Decided To Buy 'InfoWars'"

    "Make no mistake: This is a coup for our company and a well-deserved victory for multinational elites the world over... we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal."

    https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

  • matthewsinclair 8 hours ago

    All I can do now is hope and prey that this ends up being the literal dictionary definition of “Poe’s Law”. #goodspeed

  • delichon 8 hours ago

    The current speculation by the right-o-sphere that Alex Jones is about to be appointed the Trump press secretary is apt for the moment where Trump seems to have made his nominations on the basis of how much they will disturb the left. It's hard to imagine anyone that could be more effective at achieving that than Jones.

    • soco 7 hours ago

      If by "the left" you mean pretty much anyone non-kkk then yes he's an excellent nomination and while we're at it, let's skip those useless political details as "what is left" anyway (yes, sarcasm).

      • sincerecook 6 hours ago

        The KKK hasn't been relevant since Jerry Springer dredged them up for his show in the 90s, you may need to update your roster of Boogeymen.

        • jiayo 3 hours ago

          The KKK hasn't been relevant since America collectively decided it was safe for proponents of ethnic cleansing to walk around and exist in polite society without having to hide their identities.

          • sincerecook 3 hours ago

            It's more like polite society has become less relevant. The pussy footing around and talking out of both sides of your mouth just doesn't work anymore.

            • oblio an hour ago

              > The pussy footing around and talking out of both sides of your mouth just doesn't work anymore.

              It took me a while to parse this, are you saying that lying doesn't work anymore???

          • nailer 3 hours ago

            But that hasn’t happened.

            • consteval 3 hours ago

              ... except it has, on many occasions. Seeing neo-nazis at conservative rallies is a much more common event than it was 20 years ago.

              And before anyone says, "well you call everyone neo-nazis!" Erm, self-proclaimed neo-nazis. They call themselves that.

              • nailer 3 hours ago

                When?

                • consteval 3 hours ago

                  I don't think this is in good faith because you know what I'm talking about, but here's a rather famous example:

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally

                  Or, if you prefer something more contemporary, here's two days ago:

                  https://www.reuters.com/world/us/masked-protesters-with-nazi...

                  And please, I don't want to hear any arguments along the lines of them being "not real conservatives" or "not real republicans". Both of us know who these people voted for, so just leave it at that.

                  Not that I'm saying conservatives are nazis. I'm not. But I am acknowledging the reality that neo-nazism is real, does exist, and has a foothold exclusively in the American right.

                  • sincerecook 2 hours ago

                    Are you sure that referring to an event from 8 years ago as an example of a much more common phenomenon is in good faith? Your second example doesn't specify exactly how large the gathering was, but from the context of the article it sounds like it was maybe a dozen people. What threshold are you using for "much more common"?

                    • consteval 2 hours ago

                      Yes, because I stated "in the past 20 years"

                      I chose that example because it's incredibly famous, so you should already know it.

                      > What threshold are you using for "much more common"?

                      My eyeballs. Look I'm sure there's hard data for this somewhere, but I'm not going to look for it.

                      Here, PBS has a video on it: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/far-right-violence-a-growi...

                      I haven't watched it, so maybe it's good, maybe it's not.

                      From everything I've seen, this type of stuff is much, much more common now than it used to be. I think we all know that, you included. I'm getting skeptical that you, and the other commenter, are doing this in good faith.

                      From my perspective, and the perspective of everyone I know, this is obvious. If you're not seeing it that's very strange to me.

                      • sincerecook 2 hours ago

                        Doesn't it tell you something that the most famous example of your case is from 8 years ago? If it was so much more common you'd think there would be many other easily referred to examples. I haven't seen the PBS video but the headline is "far-right violence", and there was plenty of that in the media in the 90s too. The boogeyman back then were "far-right" militias rather than the more fashionable Nazis you hear about these days.

                        All this is beside the point, because this violence was not condoned by Republican party officials. You could make a case for Jan 6th though, and then I'd point to the riots of 2020 on the other side. Both sides have their extremists.

                        • consteval 2 hours ago

                          > Doesn't it tell you something that the most famous example of your case is from 8 years ago? If it was so much more common you'd think there would be many other easily referred to examples

                          There are, feel free to look them up. I'm not here to convince people who willingly play stupid. You know what I'm talking about, and I know you know what I'm talking about, so we're on the same page.

                          > The boogeyman back then were "far-right" militias rather than the more fashionable Nazis you hear about these days.

                          It's not a boogie man when people wave Swastikas. They just are. I don't give a fuck what you do with that information, I'm just telling you it's happening.

                          > Both sides have their extremists.

                          Why is it that any time somebody tried to remind people of obvious realities conservatives get so incredibly defensive and weird?

                          I never said anything about the left. I don't know why you're talking about them, and I also don't care. Fix the neo-nazi problem or don't, and if you wish to stop being told about it then get rid of them. I'm not the one planting neo-nazis at conservative rallies. The left isn't planting neo-nazis at conservative rallies. You're blaming the wrong people.

                          If the simple and factual reality of the situation upsets you then I can't help you. In fact, nobody can. So remove yourself from the conversation, as evidently there is no solution. So why waste all of our time?

                          • sincerecook an hour ago

                            I don't think you're being very charitable. I'm not playing dumb, I just don't think you've made your case, and "trust me, it's happening" is not much of an argument.

                      • nailer 2 hours ago

                        > Yes, because I stated "in the past 20 years"

                        No. You wrote:

                        "Seeing neo-nazis at conservative rallies is a much more common event than it was 20 years ago."

                        Do you have evidence of nazis at conservative rallies?

                        • consteval 2 hours ago

                          1. I already provided evidence

                          2. You don't actually care because you're playing stupid. I know you know what I'm talking about, but by your own self-prescribed idiocrasy you will act as if it's your first day on Earth.

                          I have no more patience for people who are wrong, know they're wrong, but continue to be wrong for the fun of it. It's not fun, it's sad and pathetic. I'm not your therapist here to force you back into reality.

                          The fact of the matter is there are modern neo-nazis and they largely gather at alt-right or conservative events. I'm not making any judgement past that, so do whatever the fuck you want with that information, I don't care.

                        • olddustytrail 2 hours ago

                          Are you denying you have been at any conservative rallies?

      • delichon 7 hours ago

        Both left and right are assemblages of compromises flying in loose formation.

      • anon291 7 hours ago

        Vivek ramaswamy and Tulsi Gabbard and usha Vance and Marco Rubio.... Kkk has become very diverse lately /s.

        Okay, but really... If you're going to criticize, can we at least make valid analogies?

    • tyleo 8 hours ago

      I don’t think effective government is founded on the basis of lolz.

      • Maken 7 hours ago

        Haven't you seen the DOGE department yet?

        • triceratops 3 hours ago
        • reaperducer 7 hours ago

          Haven't you seen the DOGE department yet?

          How do you make government smaller?

          Step 1: Make government bigger by inventing a new department!

          (Strictly speaking, it's not a government department. It is a private entity that will operate outside the government, and influence the president. What could possibly go wrong?)

          • dmix 7 hours ago

            > It is a private entity that will operate outside the government, and influence the president. What could possibly go wrong?

            National Science Board is an external advisory board to the US gov. There's tons of examples of this sort of thing, especially in education and science.

            • burkaman 6 hours ago

              The National Science Board was established by Congress, its activities are defined and governed by the law that created it, and it is clearly a part of the executive branch. Why do you consider it to be external to the government?

            • sofixa 6 hours ago

              Pretty sure the National Science Board isn't co-chaired by a CEO and part owner multibillionaire with direct personal interests around government funded science projects though.

          • avgDev 6 hours ago

            Nothing screams efficiency like 2 dept heads.

            • notahacker 5 hours ago

              In fairness, the possibility the two heads' respective egos will cancel each other out is the most efficient thing about it...

            • talldayo 6 hours ago

              And let's be perfectly clear - given two weeks in office they will be screaming at us.

          • kouru225 5 hours ago

            Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy… They have two people running the Department of Government Efficiency

          • Maken 7 hours ago

            Whatever it is, it for sure has the lolzs as its basis.

      • kasey_junk 7 hours ago

        I’ve found the testable hypothesis!

      • concerndc1tizen 6 hours ago

        It's effective at disorientation and disbelief.

      • anon291 7 hours ago

        Well it also wasn't founded on whatever the hell we were doing before either

    • ben_w 7 hours ago

      > It's hard to imagine anyone that could be more effective at achieving that than Jones.

      Asking as a non-American: how disturbing would it be if he appointed Putin?

      • hiddencost 7 hours ago

        If you wanted your comment to hit a bit better, you might have considered, e.g., Lavrov.

        • ben_w 7 hours ago

          I didn't know who that was until googling before replying, are you sure that's going to hit better with an American audience?

          Either on Hacker News or as an "own the libs" choice for Trump?

      • ImHereToVote 5 hours ago

        He is owned by another foreign government.

  • daft_pink 8 hours ago

    Not sure if this is true or just another Onion article.

  • grahamj 5 hours ago

    Everything about this is pure win

  • astura 6 hours ago

    This is actually really good news.

    The money they paid is going directly to Sandy Hook families

    Nobody can use Infowars for evil.

    Alex Jones looks like a fool.

  • ur-whale 7 hours ago

    Fitting!

  • xena 8 hours ago

    God I wish I could contribute to that.

  • dtquad 6 hours ago

    A significant percentage of the population will always gravitate towards the type of content produced by Alex Jones and Infowars.

    Russia solved this by making "controlled" media outlets (and in recent years Telegram channels) for people who gravitate toward conspiracies and contrarian viewpoints without making them critical of the current Russian administration.

    Obviously that is not what The Onion is planning to do but that is what this story reminded me of.

    • ImHereToVote 5 hours ago

      The US already does this. The problem is that most Americans can't understand that their favourite Red/Blue scandal is just a side show at the circus of genocide.

  • cranberryturkey 8 hours ago

    What a perfect end to 30 years of lies.

  • sofixa 8 hours ago

    This sounds like an Onion headline.

    And to add extra spice, they're actually doing it for a good cause, educating about gun safety in cooperation with nonprofits and the families of children killed in the Sandy Hook massacre.

    Obligatory fuck Alex Jones with a bat with rusty barbed wire. He profited off the misery of murdered kids, this is beyond low.

  • muffwiggler 8 hours ago

    They should buy the NYT instead, given it has been a joke in itself for the past ~10 years.

  • pessimizer 4 hours ago

    The Onion used to be a great free comedy tabloid with good serious media reviews, then became a big national brand that still maintained the humor to some extent, eventually sold off the review section which was successful for a while until purchased again and shut down, while the Onion was sold to Gizmodo, which was then bought by Univision (G/O Media), then sold to the private equity firm Great Hill Partners, then sold to (or spun off as) Global Tetrahedron, run by the worst, most establishment journalist on the planet, Ben Collins, since April 2024.

    Middle class people just love being validated by their dumb brands. They're slapping themselves on the back like they won something. This masthead has no relationship to that cool paper from the 90s.

  • burnt-resistor 7 hours ago

    I refuse to believe in any conspiracies except that The Onion took over The Matrix and is running a Truman Show program full of unreal absurdities to see if I'll go insane.

  • LegitShady 8 hours ago

    potentially hilarious. can't wait to see what they launch.

  • jacknews 8 hours ago

    I'm very much not a fan of Q-anon and related subcultures, but the sandy-hook award of $1.5 billion is obviously ridiculous, and is clearly just a government/institutional exercise in dictatorial/systemic power.

    There is no possible way that someone ranting on the internet can cause 1.5 billion of emotional damage or whatever the claim was.

    In particular, the libel (and it should be libel, making claims that are not true, rather than 'defamation' which is merely slurring them), should be from a credible source. Alex Jones is obviously not a credible source in this, or any case, and is unlikely to have caused any material harm (loss of jobs etc) to the 'victims'.

    I mean, good riddance to Alex Jones, but the tools and methods used were entirely inappropriate to a liberal democracy, where you prevail with better arguments.

    • fisherjeff 8 hours ago

      It was a civil case, so no government/prosecutor, and the jury awarded much more than plaintiffs asked for.

      EDIT: Also you can disagree with the amount, but the award is literally the jury saying that the plaintiffs “prevailed with better arguments”

      • s1artibartfast 8 hours ago

        That doesnt mean it was a reasonable amount.

        • pohuing 7 hours ago

          No but it dispels the opening statement of gp about supposed dictatorial power.

          • s1artibartfast 6 hours ago

            I didnt see anything about a dictatorial power, just a complaint about incompatibility with liberal democracy, and I tend to agree.

            That can come from broken systems as easily as a dictator.

            It is hard for me to imagine what would support 150 million per plaintiff. That is and order of magnitude more civil damages than are often awarded for cold blooded murder.

            Everyone hates Alex Jones, and I don't like him either, but that shouldn't trump justice and proportionality. It makes me think that the penalty was for more than what was on trial, and rather a reflection of mob justice by other means.

            • burkaman 6 hours ago

              > clearly just a government/institutional exercise in dictatorial/systemic power

              • s1artibartfast 6 hours ago

                fair, I missed that and read the system version, which is also there

          • AnimalMuppet 7 hours ago

            Well, it moves the claim. Now the dictatorial power lies with the jury.

            The normal corrective for such a thing is to appeal the amount of the award, on the grounds that it is clearly unreasonable. For Alex Jones, it probably didn't matter - he was bankrupt either way, so the extreme amount of the award is just a middle finger from the jury, with no practical effect.

        • anigbrowl 2 hours ago

          Clearly the jury placed a higher value on wiping out Jones financially than you would have.

        • _Algernon_ 7 hours ago

          5'500'000'000 people on the internet, which means an average of 27 cents per user. To say that there is "no possible way" of reaching that level of emotional damages is a stretch.

          • s1artibartfast 6 hours ago

            he wasn't paying for emotional damages done to the users of the internet. He was paying for emotional damages to 15 plaintiffs. 100 million is a lot of emotional suffering. Civil damages would have been lower if he killed the children himself. OJ paid 30 million civil damages for murder, and that was outstandingly high.

            The courts might as well have assigned a 1 trillion dollars of damages.

            • anigbrowl 2 hours ago

              You could argue that he was fined for wilfully communicating his lies to everyone on the internet (at least in the anglosphere). The award made by the jury (not the court) was explicitly for punitive damages. They picked a number to ensure he would be wiped out financially, and I think he deserves every bit of suck he is currently experiencing.

          • jacknews 7 hours ago

            This look like the same argument the record companies use for piracy.

            Oh "we would have made 10 billion if everyone downloading illegally would have paid." Except of course most people wouldn't have bothered if it wasn't free.

            So, how much is 1.5B, per 'victim' of some obvious crackpots' rants.

        • oblio an hour ago

          It depends. If the courts went through the regular processes and he did nothing but defy them, you could argue that on top of the money, he should have been in jail by now.

        • righthand 7 hours ago

          What is unreasonable about it?

          Someone should get to lie and spread conspiracy theories for decades and have to only pay a little? The man had been doing it because he could, not because he didn’t understand it was a lie. Then when called out and asked to stop, he kept doing it.

          • DiggyJohnson 7 hours ago

            The amount of money versus the damage

            • fisherjeff 6 hours ago

              This is a good take:

              https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s6j27rxb3ic2rxw73ixgqv2p/po...

              If he wanted to avoid losing a billion and a half dollars, he sure went about it oddly.

            • righthand 7 hours ago

              The damage is tremendous, there are still people that are radicalized by it and spouting his lies today. Doesn’t sound like an unreasonable amount of money to me. What is unreasonable about the amount of money, what should have it been?

              • s1artibartfast 6 hours ago

                that isnt the damage that was assessed at 1.5 billion, and isn't what he was paying for. It is damages done specifically to 15 families for emotional pain and suffering.

                • righthand 3 hours ago

                  Yes pain and suffering caused by lies used to radicalize people about a tragic event. Cute little caveat you’re willing to carve out in your head for lies, though.

                  Still waiting on your more appropriate number.

              • jacknews 6 hours ago

                oh f off. 'being radicalized' is not damage. That argument fully supports the assertion that this is a government/systemic effort.

                show some actual, material damage.

                • consteval 3 hours ago

                  Being radicalized is damage. Some of those people radicalized will go on to perform mass shootings, literally. I would wager heavily that the risk of someone being a mass shooter amongst Jone's audience is much higher versus the average population.

                  • s1artibartfast 2 hours ago

                    damage to whom? Is that who got the the 1.5 billion? the money didnt go to fund deradicalization. It went to 15 people to compensate for the harm that those people specifically suffered.

                    If you are saying the fine is an appropriate punishment because of harm done to some other people, than that itself is illiberal. That isn't what Jones was on trial for.

                    That is intentionally giving an excessive penalty because you want to punish them for something else, that certainly wasn't litigated, and may not even be a crime.

                    Do you understand how people might be uncomfortable with that logic?

                    • consteval 2 hours ago

                      It's not my logic, the jury decided it. I guess take it up with them.

                      The fines are mostly punitive, which I frankly support. Why? Because Jones deserves it. If anything, Jones should consider himself lucky to be surrounded by such outstanding citizens that they go through the legal system instead of taking matters into their own hands.

                      Maybe if it was someone else I would care more. But for him, I can't bring myself to care much. Maybe that's illogical, but I don't mind much. Life is always a case-by-case basis.

                • righthand 3 hours ago

                  Material damage would be collecting money by spreading lies about dead children…1.5billion sounds perfect.

                • anigbrowl 2 hours ago

                  Why bother? Jones didn't provide credible evidence for the bullshit claim that the Sandy Hook massacre was fake, so he's being paid back in his own coin. Fuck him.

    • duxup 8 hours ago

      >There is no possible way that someone ranting on the internet can cause 1.5 billion of emotional damage

      I'd like to see someone quantify what a reasonable number would be and how they came to it.

      I served on a jury where we had to award similar damages. "Anyone got any ideas how to account for this?" I asked .... nobody had any good ones.

      • jacknews 6 hours ago

        You cannot quantify it. IMHO emotional damage is not a thing, at least in terms of people merely saying things about you. Have you not heard 'sticks and stones...'?

        If someone claims false facts about you, and is credible, and that then has a material impact on you, then sure, that might be something for the law.

        Otherwise we'd be prosecuting every gossip.

        • randomdata 6 hours ago

          > You cannot quantify it.

          You can, within some reasonable margin, quantify the opportunity cost, though, which is what such reparations are intended to compensate.

          Best I can find was that there were 15 plaintiffs, each representing a family. If we assume an average family of four, let's say there are 60 beneficiaries, or $25 million per person. That's about an order of magnitude more than the typical person would expect to make in their lifetime.

          There should be something to suggest that they had an income trend or other demonstration of similar potential to have otherwise earned that much if Infowars/Alex Jones had not done what they did. I wonder what showed that?

        • Larrikin 6 hours ago

          Your feelings that it is not a thing have no bearing on the actual law. I'm sure you and Alex Jones both agree, but luckily the victims, the jury, and the law don't.

    • patall 7 hours ago

      The number seems to be based on the fact that he made money of it. And if that was in the 100s of million, the fine should obviously be higher to ward of other people doing so (and not just have it as a cost of doing business). Kind of like the german movie piracy thing where the convicts had to give up thousands of bitcoin, which the state sold for more than 2 billion.

      (Beside the fact that in other liberal democracies, he would be in prison now)

      • adgjlsfhk1 7 hours ago

        There were 2 issues. The first is that he made money off of it. The 2nd (and likely bigger issue) was that he repeatedly violated court orders (e.g. not complying with discovery, repeatedly lying under oath, threatening the jury on his show while the trial was going on, etc). Judges and juries generally really don't like it when one of the parties is lying their ass off and ignoring the judge's orders.

    • burkaman 8 hours ago

      > where you prevail with better arguments

      What is your argument? It sounds like you aren't very familiar with the case ("whatever the claim was"), and I don't think just declaring that something is ridiculous is a very good argument.

    • toomuchtodo 8 hours ago

      The ends justify the means, in some circumstances. If you play fair against monsters, monsters win.

      > but the tools and methods used were entirely inappropriate to a liberal democracy, where you prevail with better arguments.

      I strongly disagree this is our operating environment, based on the evidence.

      • Spivak 7 hours ago

        Better arguments prevail only works when participants argue in good faith grounded in curiously, evidence and reason. The guy who flips the table isn't proposing a novel gaming strategy, you just kick him out of board game club.

      • antiquark 8 hours ago

        > If you play fair against monsters, monsters win.

        If you become a monster to fight the monster, the monster always wins!

        • toomuchtodo 6 hours ago

          As is part of the journey and story arc!

    • throwup238 8 hours ago

      They did prevail with better arguments… in front of a judge and jury.

    • bediger4000 7 hours ago

      The USA has an adversarial legal system. Jones and his lawyers didn't do anything that they could have done to prevent this.

      My understanding is that the suit against Jones was pretty standard in what damages it asked for, and that defendants (Jones in this case) are giving every opportunity to negotiate and legally lessen the damages. Jones' lawyers did not do this, apparently at his direction. Jones also refused to produce evidence that is always traded between parties in suits like this. There was a "Perry Mason" moment when Jones was on the stand testifying that revealed (due to an incredible screw up by his lawyers) that Jones had apparently withheld info he should have disclosed during discovery.

      Basically, he directed his lawyers to do nothing, and they did so. The size of the judgement is statutory. It's not that there was a governmental thumb on the scale, it's that Jones and his lawyers didn't do anything to scale it down, or even do much to contradict the plaintiff's claims.

    • krapp 8 hours ago

      >I mean, good riddance to Alex Jones, but the tools and methods used were entirely inappropriate to a liberal democracy, where you prevail with better arguments.

      The tools and methods used were "a trial by a jury of his peers," in which better arguments did prevail. That seems entirely appropriate to a liberal democracy.

    • fogus 8 hours ago

      This isn't the 18th century anymore where the dissemination of arguments barely traveled outside of the immediate vicinity, this is the globally networked firehose of disinformation blasted right in your face 24-hours a day. Relying on better arguments to win hearts and minds in this environment is hopelessly naive.

    • anigbrowl 2 hours ago

      a liberal democracy, where you prevail with better arguments

      This is only true when everyone argues in good faith, and is committed to accepting the possibility of being proven wrong. Sociopaths and other kinds of assholes exist and can corrupt any system if allowed to do so.

    • benjymo 8 hours ago

      He knowingly rallied his supporters to harass the victims and their families. That's a bit more than "someone ranting on the internet".

      • koolba 7 hours ago

        I'm not aware of him suggesting people harass anybody. There's a wide line between saying crazy things and calling people to take specific action against specific people.

        • adgjlsfhk1 7 hours ago

          he repeatedly asked his audience to "investigate" the families and a number of them did so in person.

        • ToucanLoucan 7 hours ago

          My dude. He was ranting for years to an audience of people self-selecting as susceptible to propaganda about how a specific group of normal ass people was assisting the Government in dismantling their second amendment rights.

          Like no he didn't literally say "go torment them" but come the fuck on. The connection between the events here isn't 1/10th as complicated as most of Alex's actual theories, it's literally just a line.

    • deadbabe 8 hours ago

      Democracy doesn’t work in the social media age. It’s time for something new.

      Edit: downvotes from the short sighted, I hate this echo chamber sometimes

      • roarcher 8 hours ago

        Such as?

        • deadbabe 7 hours ago

          Algorithmic governance

          • AnimalMuppet 7 hours ago

            So, governance by whoever writes the algorithm? No way.

            • deadbabe 7 hours ago

              No one writes it, it’s a black box neural network.

              • AnimalMuppet 5 hours ago

                So, governance by whoever picks the training corpus. Still no way.

                • deadbabe 3 hours ago

                  Oh right, better to be led by the whims of voters trained on a corpus of social media content which I’m sure has no bias.

          • ToucanLoucan 7 hours ago

            Oh yeah that's all we need is whatever tech org having even more unearned and unaccountable authority in our lives.

            I'll fully cosign that liberal democracy has a LOT of issues but sweet fuck if we hand over our government to more fucking algorithms I'm becoming a terrorist.

  • gigatexal 7 hours ago

    Oh now this is some good news in the post truth world of Trump 2.0

  • zenogantner 5 hours ago

    Next step: The Onion buys X.

  • dogleash 8 hours ago

    Funny concept. Shame that The Onion's writing these days so mid.

    • ascendantlogic 8 hours ago

      I think the Onion is as good as it ever was. The issue now is that the real news is so wild and unhinged the Onion doesn't have that segment cornered anymore.

      • darepublic 7 hours ago

        The Onion youtube vids of the late 2000's were phenomenal. It was all downhill from there imo. Take a look at this recent video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2niC4ACCp20. I don't like Taylor Swift but this is just not funny. I don't see what the point of it is is.

        Compare to this celebrity satire of the golden era: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9QisdRPwEM.

        • rightbyte 3 hours ago

          The new one is really bad. Feels so fake. And the anchor can't role play. The old one is so much better. If you don't listen, you don't even get that it is a joke.

        • BizarroLand 4 hours ago

          When you reach the point where you are cross checking a comedy website's comedy against itself you might have caught a case of the old.

          I remember hearing my dad talk about how SNL isn't as funny as it used to be, too. It happens to the best of us.

        • slater 4 hours ago

          "[Thing] that just so coincided with my formative years was the absolute best. it's been downhill ever since" is a tale as old as the hills.

          • TeaBrain 4 hours ago

            That is true, but the Onion is also a shell of its former self. The Onion became a household name because of how widely consumed it used to be. It doesn't have anywhere near that reach or cultural influence today.

      • donatj 11 minutes ago

        Nah, my dude. 90's Onion was peak, todays Onion is weak.

        https://imgur.com/a/Jhk4CPq

      • PrismCrystal 7 hours ago

        I think the problem is that American politics has become so polarized, that humor anywhere is more likely to be partisan political and written directly in reaction to that week’s events. The development has been observed for late-night television, and it’s not a new thing with The Onion either: already over a decade ago, friends who had grown up on classic 1990s Onion were bemoaning this shift. Sure, The Onion had used political figures in jokes before (“Congress Debates Rush”, “Clinton Declares Self President For Life”) but those politicians could have stood for anything; there was very little reference to specific policies or controversies.

      • dogleash 8 hours ago

        Oh come on now. The world wasn't just sent to live with it's auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. The distressed sullen worldview might be new to you, but people certainly had it back when I found the Onion regularly quite enjoyable too.

        • jayd16 7 hours ago

          How is the Onion supposed to top the actual cabinet appointments, for example?

        • rsynnott 5 hours ago

          In 2004, George W Bush was re-elected. At that time, a plausible Onion story might have been that George W Bush was going to appoint a vaccine denier HHS and someone who was investigated by the DOJ as AG, and that would have been, like, mildly funny (which was always the Onion's thing, really; it was almost never _great_), because haha, the president popularly considered to be a bit incompetent is appointing obviously unsuitable people, how amusing, but also, well, a bit of fun, not real. (Actually, if anything I think this might have strayed a bit too far into absurdity for the Onion's liking, particularly Gaetz.)

          Fast-forward to 2024, and, well... It just doesn't work as well anymore. Like, imagine an Onion story about Trump's appointments. What could it possibly say that would be stranger than the reality?

          • BizarroLand 4 hours ago

            Maybe appointing Paula Deen as the secretary of health. Show a "food pyramid" that is just multiple pies stacked on top of each other with a side of melted butter to wash it down with, and her vice secretary is a disgraced police officer with over 800 sanctions kitted out in full milspec riot gear whose job it is to beat every child who fails to eat 15 pies a day into submission?

    • rideontime 7 hours ago

      It's been on the upswing ever since it was purchased this year. It's time to come back.

    • antonyt 6 hours ago

      I don't think it's changed that much. There's so much more comedy and parody content out there these days that our collective standards have changed. The onion's heyday was when the internet was a lot smaller.

    • hersko 7 hours ago

      I think the Babylon Bee has been a good replacement.

      • skulk 7 hours ago

        I opened Babylon Bee and all I saw was mockery of already marginalized people. I guess that's funny if you hate them.

      • nsxwolf 2 hours ago

        The Babylon Bee has gotten better, but it's still pretty amateurish compared to the best of The Onion. It's nice to have a satirical publication that leans the other way for balance.

      • metamet 6 hours ago

        Babylon Bee notoriously punches down and is the epitome of the "one joke" trope.

        They're an uninspired impersonation of The Onion, with a clear political purpose.

      • elsonrodriguez 3 hours ago

        Browsing their site I found an article that is making light of the suppression of women voters by using sexist tropes.

        > Hundreds of thousands of women across America were left standing utterly clueless as to what to do at a voting booth after their husbands failed to tell them who to vote for.

        > Voting at several polling stations ground to a halt after all of the booths became occupied by bewildered women. "This is a disaster," said poll worker John Bingham. "We've had thirty women taking up every booth for the past three hours, just staring like deer in headlights. We offered to bring them lunch while they made their choice, but they couldn't decide on a restaurant."

        > At publishing time, voting stations had been forced to designate one voting booth for men only to allow voting to continue.

        Given the history of women's right to vote, current laws causing women to needlessly die, and that many women today are undoubtedly being coerced by spouses to vote a certain way, calling this simply tone deaf would be extremely charitable. It is only truly funny if you have "women, am I right" as one of your shibboleths. Without that, it is clear misogyny.

        All this to say I don't think a site promoting sexist views is a good alternative for a site that has made a master-class punchline out of trying to take a terrorist bigot off the air.

      • dvngnt_ 4 hours ago

        i disagree, they try to be a more right-wing version of the onion but they lack the surrealism of the onion.

        comparing both instagram pages, BB posts mostly political content and they're all critical of democrats/liberals. the onion's page has much more variety

        https://youtu.be/8wHMaJ6AtNs?feature=shared&t=8

      • bediger4000 7 hours ago

        Honest question: how so? The Onion has always billed itself as a "news" source, and parodied both form and content of traditional newspapers and TV news. The Babylon Bee seems to just put out jokes, without much of a unifying thematic framework.

      • mrguyorama 7 hours ago

        The Babylon Bee occasionally takes a good swipe at liberals and democrats.

        The Onion will go down in history as one of the most influential satire projects of all time, and is filled with genuinely talented writers and comedians. Even their early Youtube work was prescient and brilliant.

        They aren't even playing the same game.

      • anigbrowl 2 hours ago

        LOL conservatives

    • aaomidi 8 hours ago

      I think it’s more that the world is now the onion.

      • tuyiown 8 hours ago

        One option for the onion is to end being an entertaining opinion journal with very nuanced and layered (intended) points of view. They already are almost there, what place do they have where so many in the media are parodies of themselves ?

      • philipov 7 hours ago

        If life could stop imitating art now, I'd appreciate it very much.

      • Cthulhu_ 8 hours ago

        It's like the conundrum that the writers of South Park had, reality became worse than the worst they could think of. To the point where they really struggled when Trump actually won in 2016.

    • micromacrofoot 7 hours ago

      I've been reading it for 20 years and it's as good as it's ever been

      https://theonion.com/biden-trump-die-2-minutes-apart-holding...

    • dionian 8 hours ago

      Kids these days will never know how funny the onion used to be They used to distribute hard copies in big cities because people actually read it

      • afavour 8 hours ago

        They started distributing hard copies again to folks who sign up.

        The lack of copies on street corners has a lot more to do with the collapse in print advertising revenues than it does the jokes printed inside.

        • skiman10 8 hours ago

          I actually have a copy that I stumbled across recently at a book store near me. I'm sure it won't be like the old days, but it was really cool to pick a hard copy up while out and about in town.

      • anigbrowl 2 hours ago

        You can buy hard copies again if you subscribe. They used to give it away free in the 1990s because the world wasn't as hyper-capitalistic and it was practical to publish a free paper and put metal boxes on the street to distribute it while making a modest profit with advertising.

    • jnwatson 8 hours ago

      Did you read the link? Top notch comedy writing.

  • nsxwolf 2 hours ago

    When The Onion itself goes bankrupt in the not too distant future, can Alex Jones buy the Onion and get the domain back?

  • fsckboy an hour ago

    if you want Alex Jones on Joe Rogan, you can see the friendship and respect Rogan holds for Jones, because they "came up together" in the comedian community. Jones is one of those screwball comedians who is all in, totally committed to the joke, like Andy Kaufman but a little more screwball.

    The Onion's humor model is a mean sort of "if you don't get the joke, it's you we're making fun of you". It's ironic that they don't get that "if you don't get Alex Jones, you are the joke" but it's not mean, we're just laughing

    • axoltl an hour ago

      Are you implying that Alex Jones is just "doing a bit"? If so, could you explain to me what the comedic intent was behind the whole "denying a tragedy happened and encouraging the harassment of families mourning the loss of their children" episode?

      • fsckboy 10 minutes ago

        watch the Joe Rogan episodes with Alex Jones, keep an open mind and you might see what I'm talking about. I have no problem with the Onion, I get the humor, but the crowds of people horse-laughing and slapping each other on the back because they get the joke so they must be "a club", them I have no affinity for, just like the pearl clutchers who think the Onion is a crime. There is no other implication.

    • rootusrootus an hour ago

      Are you suggesting that everything Alex Jones says is supposed to be funny? And we all just don't get the joke?

      • fsckboy an hour ago

        Joe Rogan, live, has Jamie research outlandish claims Alex Jones makes, and it turns out there are citations providing the basis for his claims. If you don't get a kick out of that, yes, you don't get it.

        • rootusrootus an hour ago

          There are citations for the Sandy Hook crisis actor accusations?

    • russdpale 38 minutes ago

      This is the dumbest take I have ever seen. I guess spreading disinformation that gets people killed is comedy now.