Why that one coworker got fired for no reason

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50 points | by andyg_blog 6 hours ago ago

66 comments

  • andrewla 2 hours ago

    Your company has been captured. It's over -- if you are quietly competent you will either have your coworkers and technical managers create a shield around you or you will find yourself outcompeted by developers who spend all of their time creating proof of work instead of doing work, and creating heavily documented CRUD apps with predictable milestones rather than challenging work where the solution is not known.

    Join them if you can; dumb down your work and focus on predictable things rather than interesting work. Try to move closer to a profit center instead of a cost center because you'll get proof in the pudding there. And start quietly sending out resumes.

    If you have a good manager who understands your contribution and can deal with the politics and constant demands for progress reports from do-nothing middle managers who need to send progress reports to their managers then you can probably do well until they get pushed out.

    • ActionHank 2 hours ago

      This resonates so hard with me.

      Reading the article I was agasp at the lunacy. "Prove your worth", "Publish your notes", these are the ravings of someone who has convinced themselves that it is ok for someone who has no idea what you do or how anything works to determine the value of your contribution.

      I have for the longest time believed that you shouldn't be "working in tech" if you never "worked in tech". Before I'm accused of being exclusionary or elitist, I mean that you should build something or at the very least have studied in the field.

      Knowing how to run a factory does not mean you know how to run a tech company. Treating devs like they are on a production line building cars is backward toilet sitting behaviour.

      • warkdarrior an hour ago

        > Treating devs like they are on a production line building cars is backward toilet sitting behaviour.

        Citation needed. At this point in time, unless you are doing groundbreaking work writing/using new software, most software engineering is really like routine factory work ("combine SDK A with library B, then plug in component C and connect to service D") and should be measured as such.

        • yihtserns an hour ago

          "...combine SDK A with library B, then plug in component C and connect to service D..." is "really like routine factory work"?..

          What kind of "routine factory work" you've been doing?

        • nine_zeros an hour ago

          > Citation needed. At this point in time, unless you are doing groundbreaking work writing/using new software, most software engineering is really like routine factory work ("combine SDK A with library B, then plug in component C and connect to service D") and should be measured as such.

          Citation needed.

          • RHSeeger an hour ago

            This was my first thought. I don't think I've ever worked in anything "ground breaking", but I've never had work that was just "connect A to B with no thought". I mean, even if it _is_ connect A to B, you still need to consider

            - Is the client (internal, external, whatever) asking for what they really want?

            - Is the client asking for what they really need?

            - Am I correctly understanding what the client is asking for?

            - Does building this make sense for the product as a whole?

            - What As and Bs can accomplish what I'm looking for (assumes they exist, per the initial assumption)

            - Of those As and Bs, which ones won't run into conflicts with the project

            - Of those As and Bs, which ones are well supported

            - Of those As and Bs, which ones are likely to continue to be supported (long enough for our needs)

            - Of those As and Bs, which ones mesh well with the current coding/development style of the project (maintainability)

            - How can I best use A and B in a way that is easy to understand (maintainability)

            - How can I best use A and B in a way that I can test my code without having to write 1000 lines of mock (maintainability)

            - and the list goes on and on and on

            Unless you're a VERY low level developer, most software development requires a large amount of thought, both analysis and planning. It is very much _not_ like routine factory work.

            Heck, I spend a fair amount of my day not even looking at my screen, as I ponder how best to solve "easy" problems.

        • OutOfHere an hour ago

          says the person who never devised a clever algorithm in his life

      • krapp an hour ago

        It is OK. That's the system. That's how capitalist hierarchies work, at just about every company, everywhere. You're an asset. Even if you make six figures, get catered lunches and unlimited PTO, you're a cog in someone else's money machine. Everybody complains that their managers don't understand how their jobs actually work. There's no reason why tech should be unique in this regard.

    • thankyou102424 2 hours ago

      I just wanted to say thank you. As I was reading this, I cringed at the thought of even coding in an environment like this. I would like to think of myself as an extremely productive programmer, I got lots of stuff done. Lots of things built. I code in sessions, 4+ hour blocks of focus. I at least get one good session done a day, sometimes I can do a few if I feel inspired. Some of my best sessions have been at 3AM after telling the computer to go fuck itself and banging my keyboard.

      This code system (in article) for someone like me is hell - but I like to build stuff. I hate fixing bugs, etc. But in "maintenance mode" or "bug fixing mode" a system like this is kind of necessary.

      "The simplest and probably most widespread metric used to measure developers is how many pull requests they’re merging."

      I suppose it's good practice to "backup my work" at the end of the day - I mostly don't though. If I need to fine. But I mainly push to a repo when I want to demo live, or working with a dev and we need to share. Big teams with lots of moving pieces, pushing repos each day is necessary I suppose? Or is this just bad codebase architecture? ...Small teams are more effective IMHO on smaller "modular" codebases/microservices/components/modules...etc.

    • flashgordon 29 minutes ago

      At this point you might as well consider switching careers to product management!

    • jay_kyburz an hour ago

      I don't think its unreasonable for somebody to be able to demonstrate they they worked the 8 hours they said they worked. Especially when a lot of the work is just "thinking".

      Have you folks never worked with somebody who literally does nothing all day?

      Have you folks ever paid programmers out of your own pocket?

      I know agile is unpopular these days, but I've always liked daily stand-ups so I can describe what I "thought about" all day. What problems I faced. What was challenging about the design. What I discovered in my research.

      Companies do have people who just burn out, get bored, or just stop working. How are you supposed to find those people if nobody ever has anything to show?

      • andrewla an hour ago

        Yes, we've all worked with people like that. They are easy to identify, regardless of what kind of metrics they throw out. All you have to do is use your subjective powers of observation, and have the courage to believe this instead of trying to justify it through metrics. If you are not able to do this then no amount of process or fake metrics is going to save your development team.

        In particular, if you are measuring the number of hours people work as a way to measure productivity, then you are in deep, deep, deep shit.

  • cvoss 2 hours ago

    > What’s a more realistic scenario here? Your manager stands up to their entire chain of command...

    She should try, at the very least. Otherwise you have a bad manager. Your manager's job is to look out for what's best for the team, not to answer to a chain of command. This isn't the military.

    If any employee, at any level, can't have a constructive conversation with the level above about what the level above has gotten wrong, you have a busted company culture.

    Remember, you, the IC, are supposed to be the expert at your programming job. Your manager doesn't have that expertise, but she is supposed to be the expert at understanding what you're up to. Her manager doesn't have that expertise, so the second line manager should depend on your manager for that information, rather than dictate down manifestly inadequate productivity measures.

    • zaphar 2 hours ago

      Additionally, if your organization doesn't have the kind of culture where managers do this, then you should get out as soon as you can. It is the kind of place that doesn't value quality because quality is too hard to measure. Start looking for a different place and don't stop looking until you do.

      • andrewla an hour ago

        A police officer sees a drunkard under a streetlamp and asks him what is the matter. He says that he dropped his keys, and the officer asks him where he dropped them. He points off to the side and says that he dropped them over there, but "the light is better here".

        > because quality is too hard to measure

        This is the heart of it. A common business school trope that leaks everywhere is to be data-driven. This is fine up to a point. Once you realize that you can't measure actual quality, and decide to measure something else and call it quality, you are now part of a management structure whose goal is the preservation of the management structure.

    • Pet_Ant an hour ago

      > Your manager's job is to look out for what's best for the team, not to answer to a chain of command. This isn't the military.

      No, your manager's job is to make their boss look good. This trickles up to making the CEO look good to the board and ultimately the investors/shareholders.

      • ghusto 32 minutes ago

        Depends if you work for a shit company or not.

        From the comments here, I think some have only _ever_ worked for shit companies. Other kinds of places do exist!

    • jjk7 2 hours ago

      Then she will eventually get pushed out. You can't fight the culture of your leadership forever.

      • toast0 2 hours ago

        > You can't fight the culture of your leadership forever.

        Depends where you work. I've been at a big company where the leadership cycled at a pretty regular pace; don't like the current leadership, just wait and see if you like the next set; in the mean time, hope for benign neglect; leadership is busy, maybe they'll just leave you alone. OTOH, I've also worked at companies where the CEO is the founder and still has majority votes --- leadership cycling was a lot less at those places.

    • sandworm101 2 hours ago

      >> Your manager's job is to look out for what's best for the team, not to answer to a chain of command. This isn't the military.

      Aside from the naïve understanding of military culture, an organization full of managers looking only to promote and protect their teams is equally unhealthy. Dilbert spoke of "battling business units" whereby each team fought against one another to promote themselves. Not good. A manager must represent their team upwards to the higher chain, but must also represents the higher chain downwards. It is always two-way conversation.

  • tombert 2 hours ago

    I don't really disagree with anything in this post, but it's a bit sad. I understand the "why" of the scenario, but it will never not be frustrating to me when I have to "prove" that I'm creating value because I didn't tailor my work to optimize for whatever system the company is using.

    Like, I just want to solve problems with code, I hate that I also have to constantly advertise how smart and useful I am because managers are so myopic that they can't figure out if I'm valuable.

    It brings out the worst in people; you get people holding meetings about stuff that could be summarized in an email in order to give the illusion of working hard. Pages and pages of documents that will never be read are created because if you don't create them then it's hard to say you were doing stuff. Hundreds of tickets pile up in Jira that will never get done because you need to give the appearance that you're actively important in the improvement of the product(s).

    I get it, it's the world we live in, but I don't have to like it.

    • madaxe_again an hour ago

      It also makes me sad that someone is earnestly and honestly trying to hack through these weeds, when someone with the gift of the gab will sit in that performance review, jazz hands their way through it, and go for a barbecue at the manager’s house that weekend, while having done precisely 22 minutes of arguable work in the last quarter.

      I mean, I know. I’ve been that asshole. Useful to still have a paycheck while you’re getting a startup off the ground. I got so much practice at “the dog ate my homework but here’s a fresh coffee” as a kid it was ridiculous.

      • tombert an hour ago

        Absolutely.

        I had a job once where my manager and the CEO were both fairly frequent smokers, and so the people at the company that smoked would go outside and join them on their smoke breaks. I noticed that these people were frequently the ones who got bonuses and the benefit of the doubt compared to the people who didn't smoke, I think simply because they had more exposure with the leaders.

        I didn't (and don't) smoke, so it was always a bit awkward for me. I suppose I could have just hung out with them as they smoked and I didn't, but I never did that.

        • madaxe_again 19 minutes ago

          Yeah, I literally took up smoking for business. British retail magnates pretty much all chain smoke. Going and hanging out at the smoking area at a trade show was a great way to meet prospects, and more than a few deals were shaken on while we nipped out of a sales meeting for a fag.

          Horrible for your health. Great for your career.

  • SkipperCat 2 hours ago

    This stuff may happen, I can't say it is untrue, but I've never seen a manager terminate a decent to good programmer because they didn't understand their workload.

    The companies I've worked for spend a lot of time recruiting talent. If a manager wanted to can someone because they didn't know that fixing bugs takes time, it would be the manager in front of a more senior manager demanding they explain their logic. Also, if you've managed programmers or SW projects for any amount of time, you'd understand why things take time.

    Most folks I've seen get terminated is because the company is shrinking, or they are not performing or they are a jerk and/or violating company policies.

    My thoughts are do the best work you can, be nice to others and you'll be fine as long as the company is making money. Don't worry about 'metrics', people generally know who's worth keeping based on more than that alone.

    • WgaqPdNr7PGLGVW an hour ago

      > This stuff may happen, I can't say it is untrue, but I've never seen a manager terminate a decent to good programmer because they didn't understand their workload.

      This happens all the time. It just doesn't look so obvious.

      In practice management will push the developer to communicate and document and justify the work. If the dev complies, they find themselves spending most of their time on the overhead. Welcome to big software enterprises where very little gets done.

      If they don't comply, then management will keep adding pressure and eventually get rid of the developer because of "behavioural issues".

  • reviewmoreprs 14 minutes ago

    I recently quit a job, for a large number of reasons, but the one most relevant to this post was the topic of my github numbers. My manager gave me a "needs improvement" review, citing my "bad numbers" and comparing them to several of my teammates. Their numbers, to me, were laughably high.

    I thought I was doing pretty good on PR reviews. I do one or two a day. I read the description, sometimes more than once. I read through the practical testing steps. I follow them, sometimes with a lot of setup required. I really make sure it does what it's supposed to do. I read the code, line by line. Sometimes before I do the practical testing, sometimes after. But I read through the code, several times. I don't know how you wouldn't. Functions are calling other functions I haven't gotten to yet. So I read through the code multiple times. I don't just try to understand what it does, but why it does what it does. Is there a better way? Is this going to change or impact something else it should or shouldn't? A good code review can easily take an hour or more, in my humble opinion. Two reviews a day on top of all my bs meetings and I still have my own shit to do. How does my teammate have triple my PR reviews for the quarter? Seems crazy.

    One day I'm pair programming with one such teammate. We finish the task, I create a PR, write a description etc. I press the ready for review button and start to say, "see you later bla bla" and suddenly there's an approval on the PR. It's been 5 seconds, tops. It's the other teammate with 10x code ninja numbers on the team. I remark that approval was pretty quick. My teammate forces a nervous sounding laugh. They work together ever day and seem pretty close, huh.

    Anyway, after that, every morning after I made coffee and opened my laptop I'd spend 10-15 minutes just going down the list of open PRs on the project and approving them. I didn't look at the code or even bother reading the description. I just approved them all. I also started opening PRs for stupid shit like minor typos in comments that I'm quite sure no one even reads.

    My next review my manager said I had made some impressive improvements and gave me a "meets expectations".

    I'm looking for a job in a different industry now. I'm not out of software development, I just don't think I can work on another e-commerce webapp company run by MBAs again. I think I'd rather be broke.

  • irrational an hour ago

    > If your manager can’t see it, it doesn’t exist when performance review time rolls around.

    I've become very jaded around performance reviews. A number of years ago, I worked my butt off putting in insane hours and being extremely productive. I knew that I deserved the highest performance rating possible. And in the review my manager agreed that that was what I deserved, but instead I got a successful rating - completely middle of the road average. I was shocked. My manager informed me that HR specified what percentage of each rating they were allowed to give out and that he had had to give the higher ratings to other employees for various reasons. Ever since then, I've done the bare minimum of work to get by. Why work my butt off to get a successful rating when I can do the bare minimum and get the same rating?

  • disambiguation 27 minutes ago

    >They have tools that will suck up data from literally every possible source available. And these tools are getting better every year. Tools like Jellyfish, CodeClimate, Quantive, and if your organization is old and rich enough, plenty of homegrown stuff. If you’re unfortunate enough to live in the United States, they can legally install a keylogger on your laptop.

    This is why my next project is a programmable HID bluetooth device that simulates key strokes and mouse movement. Imagine hackertyper.com but from a device instead. Because your corporate surveillance metrics are bad and you should feel bad ;)

  • paxys 2 hours ago

    In reality that coworker got fired because he was sending inappropriate DMs to all the young women in the organization.

    • stonethrowaway 2 hours ago

      If only! I’ve been employed here way too long.

  • RHSeeger 44 minutes ago

    > If management is measuring pull request (PR) throughput, is it really so bad that developers start pushing through smaller PRs? God forbid we end up delivering value faster with fewer defects, better testing, and more thorough peer review.

    This one bothered me. Because increased pull request (PR) throughput does not, in ANY way, imply "fewer defects, better testing, and more thorough peer review". In fact, it probably implies the reverse; just writing the smallest amount of code you can to get it out the door, then coming back and adding to it later. Edge cases? Next PR. Automated tests? Next PR. Comments? Next PR. Maintainability? Next PR. Taking the time to make sure the feature you're working on makes sense? That's not a PR, skip it.

    Measuring PR throughput is the same as measuring lines of code, effectively. Nothing about increasing either one of them implies adding real value.

  • Joker_vD an hour ago

    > If management is measuring pull request (PR) throughput, is it really so bad that developers start pushing through smaller PRs?

    So, just the previous week I've made 5 small PRs, all of them working on the same certain "area" of the code base but different pieces of it. Two of those PRs touched almost every single corner of that "area" (differently structured error reporting and differently formatted logging) another one had a rather sizeable refactoring and code movements between three major files of that code area, and as for the two remaining ones, one absolutely depended on the other but could not be done in the same PR because of how the JIRA issues were structured (i.e. "PROJ-9004: Make it do foo", "PROJ-9005: While foo from PROJ-9004 is happening, make it also do bar").

    I've also made a decision to not order those PRs sequentially (i.e., base the next PR on a previous PR), and instead branched each PR from the dev trunk and went to work on them. As a result, I've increased the work I had to do approximately by 50% because of the merge conflicts I had to resolve. The reviews combined took about twice as much time as a single big review of all five changes in one PR would've probably taken. The QA took about five times as long since QA did full regression of that code area 5 times instead of 1 time; they've also almost missed an error in the 4th pull request because of all the repetitiveness.

    All in all, 10/10, recommend it if you need your coworkers to get lost in the maze of similarly-themed little branches, all alike.

  • sksxihve 5 hours ago

    Keeping a paper trail of what you've done in the ticket, issues you came across, and questions you've had while working on something, even if you were able to answer them yourself is great advice that really separates junior from senior devs.

    • piva00 2 hours ago

      I do a lot of documenting but not for the paranoid reasons in the article but to leave breadcrumbs for any person, including myself, who might need to look for information in the future.

      I've worked long enough to get absolutely tired of yet-another-archaelogy-trip to figure out business logic, a reason for that weird counter-intuitive implementation, how exactly a bug was detected and fixed, why the architecture looks this way, so on and so forth.

      It's one of the most draining and stupidest part of this job.

      When I bump into someone's else work who diligently left breadcrumbs scattered around; in commit messages, PR descriptions, comments, history of tickets, etc. I almost literally jump with joy.

      It's a gift to the future that I really enjoy paying forward, hoping I can instill this feeling unto someone else, again: including myself.

      • foobarian an hour ago

        Nothing makes me more sad than seeing a PR with the default description like 'Closes FOO-123'.

        Conversely nothing makes me happier than an informative description especially when it states how the PR was tested. Sometimes I don't even need to look at the code.

  • ThrowawayB7 4 hours ago

    Yep, "visibility" and "impact" (oh, how I loathe those words) are everything in a competitive environment or when management is looking to make job cuts. If your manager can't make the case as to why you are more important to the organization than your co-workers, your employment hangs by a thread.

    • andyg_blog 4 hours ago

      100%. Consider a scenario where someone with too much money accidentally is forced into buying out your company and then they decide to cut 75% of the workforce. At that point it's all metrics, good or not, that decides who stays and who goes.

      >Are these tools measuring the “right” thing? It doesn’t matter!

    • rolisz 2 hours ago

      Eh, not always. Sometimes it's truly random. For example, at one of the recent Google layoffs, they fired a guy who was oncall. He just woke up and didn't have access to his email anymore, even though he was supposed to be responsible and react to any issues in some service.

      • paxys 2 hours ago

        Layoffs and PIPs are very different. The former is random, or at least the decision is made at the top of the organization by someone who probably doesn't know who you are. The latter is about your specific performance.

      • zarathustreal 2 hours ago

        Yep, same thing happened to us at AWS. Sometimes it’s actually random.

  • wjholden 37 minutes ago

    Blogging and writing lots of white papers has become one of my favorite techniques for this in IT. Pretty much anytime something really interesting happens, I'll spend some time carefully writing up a detailed explanation. I often find myself surprised by my own findings when I re-read them months later.

  • Neywiny 2 hours ago

    I've had great success with gitlab and it's issue + mr (they use "merge requests" which tbh feels more appropriate) tracker. I make an issue ticket, dump all symptoms, logs, relevant configs, whatever into it. Then I make the MR, and put all my fix stuff in there. I like the separation of what the issue was vs what the fix was, while still keeping them linked. Really helps when somebody else does the other half.

    ETA: none of this is as helpful as having my team and higher ups understand and appreciate what I do, though. That's step 1. Or step 0 if you can feel that out in the interview.

    • croes 2 hours ago

      Put if your MR is just one line of code and it took you two weeks, you still have the same problem.

      • Neywiny an hour ago

        Agreed. That's why the documentation is important. If the issue ticket says "I saw this but once. It took 2 days of reproducing and it could only be done if the moon was in a waning phase while 3 dogs bathed simultaneously" and "this is the log dump. You can see on line 3453 that we segfault" etc, it shows what you've been doing.

        The way I felt the article should be interpreted is that yes, if after 2 weeks you have a 1 line change, that's going to get you fired. And debatably it should, given that it'll likely take somebody else another 2 weeks to fix a similar problem. Why would a manager want to pay 2 weeks salary for (what we call, unsure if commonly used) "tribal knowledge"? At least do a post-mortem/lessons-learnt

    • imp0cat an hour ago

      Gitlab and its ability to link together issues, MRs, branches and commits is a lifesaver.

      • Neywiny 17 minutes ago

        Oh yeah the branches too. It's made it super easy for me to ticket the issue, maybe the MR + branch in one click, and add it as a worktree. Honestly worktrees have saved my multitasking. I know Jira/Bitbucket do similar, but that's not what I primarily use.

  • elzbardico 2 hours ago

    Do those things if your current job require them, but at the same time have a plan to leave this hellhole as soon as possible. Those kind of places value more effort, or worse, the appearance of effort than the results. So, act accordingly, but leave as soon as you can.

  • darioush 2 hours ago

    Kind of sad that paperwork is more important than work. In my experience I don't want to be in companies that have this culture, and I take my contributions where I don't have to constantly prove myself.

    In other words, if you are not excited to work with me, I am not working for you. Too much feudalism mindset in especially the US workforce is hampering wide-scale productivity.

    If your work environment is not win-win and you're managing optics to avoid getting fired, just go where your coding talents are valued & be a happy person instead.

    • nine_zeros an hour ago

      > Kind of sad that paperwork is more important than work. In my experience I don't want to be in companies that have this culture, and I take my contributions where I don't have to constantly prove myself.

      Welcome to Bullshit Jobs. People are being forced to be stressed about absolute lunacy.

  • svilen_dobrev 2 hours ago

    reminds me of this:

    https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-...

    so we are the losers.. ah. Fine.

  • steeeeeve an hour ago

    Create a paper trail. Crank out tickets. Document everything. Hit the numbers.

    No.

    Add value. It's not your job to quantify it. It's not your job to create an understanding of what you do.

    If your organization or your manager specifically does not recognize your contributions, be happy to move on.

    If you get feedback that says "we recognize your value, but we really need x" that's reprioritization. Respond appropriately. If documenting your value in that way prevents you from actually being valuable, be vocal about it. If it's just a pain and you can still do your job, then suck up the pain like everybody else.

    I've been in large engineering organizations. They want to quantify everyones value so that there's "fairness". BS. There is no large scale way to determine of a software engineer is good at his job or productive. Yes, some people have more opportunities to affect the bottom line than others. Yes, some people have easily quantifiable work. That's how the world works.

    Have they figured out a way to recognize and effectively incentivize good teachers? Not in my 51 years.

    Have they figured out a way to recognize and effectively incentivize good CEOs? Nope.

    What makes you think that we should be that easy to stack together and figure out?

    I'm senior. I'm experienced. I'm valuable. I'm not always right, and I am not always valuable. In the end, I've had a good and healthy career focusing on the things I'm good at and the things I care about while letting other people figure out if I'm worth what I cost to keep around. Some of those people made good decisions and some bad ones. I still moved forward and my kids have always had food on the table. I say that's enough.

  • trentnix 2 hours ago

    > Your manager...“I don’t [know how it goes]. I went to business school.”

    There's the problem.

    Organizations whose leaders aren't able to discern your actual value are going to be miserable places to work. You play their games or baffle them with BS. But you don't get to attain any sort of authentic actualization.

    ...

    Take my pessimistic commentary with a grain of salt. I'm job searching at the moment for a software manager role and the opportunity landscape is a wasteland of b2b insurance widget companies, usury companies, and AI dead-ends. If you want to build things that help real people, you may have to DIY.

    • SkipperCat an hour ago

      If someone told me "I don't know. I went to business school", I'd then ask "So why are you managing programmers, shouldn't you be managing business people?"

      But all joking aside, I think there are few MBAs so dense as the one portrayed in this article. Sadly, I'll probably be proven wrong...

  • MichaelRo 2 hours ago

    >>“Well I fixed that showstopper bug! And everyone agreed it had a big impact.”

    >>“It looks like the fix was just one line of code.”

    >>“Yeah but it took me two days to find that one line haha, you know how it goes.”

    >>“I don’t. I went to business school.”

    Was this article written by a LLM? Coze that's the most made-up, cliché, unrealistic, middle school parody-level perception of how businesses operate.

    Any reasonably large and old company with a software base will have a god-awful overengineered incomprehensible duct-tape wrapped ball of mud that needs constant pampering and costly maintenance. With most task being very much "find the needle in the haystack" type, with the needle being that "one line" indeed but the problem in finding it being, obviously, the haystack. And this "needle finding" being that one thing that totally and definitely all this AI hype can't do shit about. Literally nothing, all those 700 billions burned into LLM training are absolutely orthogonal and useless with respect to the real problem maintenance and development of legacy software (that is most software) poses.

    • marcosdumay an hour ago

      Hum... Yeah, it's a parody.

      But then you already expended a huge paragraph explaining how it's realistic. So I don't understand your complaint.

  • dzonga 2 hours ago

    the most unproductive places I have worked - ran according to what OP says and some of the comments etc. things that should take a week took 6 months due to bureacracy and everyone covering their ass and documenting details that don't matter. because after all - they have to account for your time.

    the most productive n best place I worked at - whether the work was delivered after 5pm or at 11pm - as long as it was quality and delivered that's all that mattered.

    thing is most software engineers don't think like "business-men" and just as Jay-z said "i'm a `business` man" not a "business-man". Be a business, then "business-man" then lastly a jira ticket pusher. Jira ticket pushers lives are miserable -- you get hazed over leetcode, you have to be pretend-nice to your fellow jira ticket pushers because of 360-review etc.

    learn to look at other industries and see if they play those stupid games.

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  • robin_reala 2 hours ago

    DORA’s such a cult.

    In other news, I’ve had pretty good luck when trying to build culture by getting people to measure both the act of practising the behaviours and the overall expected outcomes, but not setting specific targets on the teams. Measuring the outcomes for individual teams leads to “checklisting” rather than behavioural change.

  • kunley 2 hours ago

    Idiots who mismanage should be fired instead of people who provide the value.

    Aaand, there are companies where it happens

  • deanCommie 2 hours ago

    This is dumb.

    We've gone from "You don't get promoted if you don't show clear visibility for the things that you do" to "You can get fired for not showing clear visibility for the things that you do".

    The first is true. The latter isn't.

    There are dystopian black swan events like the richest person in the world going on a ketamine binge and buying your company and dragging everyone into a meeting room with printouts of examples of your code.

    Unless you're involved in one of those, noone gets fired for doing a lot of things but not tracking them enough in JIRA to cover your notes.

    Most teams know who on their team gets shit done and who doesn't. They also know the ones who get things done without a clear track record of it. They are asked to help with every problem, and are constantly too busy to get their own stuff done because they're helping everyone else with theirs. Yes, they struggle to get promoted, but they certainly don't get fired.

    The people who get fired are the ones who THINK they're in that group, but they're talkers, not do'ers. They get fired and everyone shrugs and goes "oh well, anyway."

    Then they go and write blog posts like this to help precisely the wrong type of person that needs this advice - cargo culting impact. Becoming allegiant to process for the sake of visibility.

    It'll certainly lead to more clutter and confusion in the world and in the tracking systems.

    Might as well write blog posts about how to pad your line counts in your pull requests so that people looking at your Github graph at performance review time think you did more than you did.

    • skellington an hour ago

      You're the perfect example of "holds an irrationally strong opinion about something they know nothing about."

  • coding123 6 hours ago

    You don't get pulled into a meeting like that unless other devs were already pointing it out.

    • andyg_blog 6 hours ago

      My experience has been a little different. Usually you have regular one-on-ones with your manager where you discuss career things, including what you've been working on lately. From being in the manager shoes myself, I do this so that you and I are more ready to advocate for you when it comes to actual performance review time.

    • nine_zeros an hour ago

      > You don't get pulled into a meeting like that unless other devs were already pointing it out.

      Aka backstabbing?

  • nine_zeros an hour ago

    > “Yeah but it took me two days to find that one line haha, you know how it goes.”

    > “I don’t. I went to business school.”

    The conversation should end right here.

    They don't know what they are managing, why fixing things is unpredictable, and worst of all - they are communicating AFTER the fact, one month later - which is too late.

    The manager needs to be fired for incompetence and incapability. But this is not how tech companies work - leading to all the management hate.